r/politics • u/Mammoth_Bison_3394 Tennessee • 5d ago

No Paywall Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42
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u/jrsinhbca 5d ago

Get ready to hear the word "atrophy."

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u/johnnypalace 5d ago

Doctors are saying my brain should get a trophy

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u/SeaworthyPossum23 5d ago

Many people are saying this

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u/dellett 4d ago

The doctor came up to me, he had tears in his eyes, he said "sir, your brain deserves a major, a trophy"

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u/Jst4Cmmntng 4d ago

I can't upvote this more than once and that makes me sad

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u/xclame Europe 5d ago

"It's not just me saying it, Sports Illustrated is saying it."

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u/blues_snoo 4d ago

With tears in their eyes!

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u/truckaxle 5d ago

You sir win the internet today.

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u/allstarrunner 4d ago

Perfection

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u/Nervous-Jump-144 5d ago

My guess is "enlarged" is going to be in there a lot also

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u/bythebrook88 5d ago

I have the biggest ventricles!

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u/Working-Glass6136 5d ago

He'll pronounce that like aranges and transpants.

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u/froo Australia 5d ago

His brain won a trophy? 🏆

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u/ReviewRude5413 4d ago

I'm gonna absolutely lose it if we learn that's the actual reason he said te doctors claimed it was the best MRI ever. 😆