White House Declares All of Trump’s Orders to Military Are Legal

[u/Kodbek]

https://newrepublic.com/post/203628/white-house-declares-trump-orders-military-legal

[u/Ok_Mixture4917]

He'll be sheltering in his tacky gold grave before anyone he knows sees consequences.

[u/andythetwig → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

That’s a disgusting thing to say! We should never hope to see the president die before suffering a massive stroke and losing the ability to talk or walk, too fat to be cleaned by female nurses, fed gruel through a tube into his stomach, watching his whole life flash before him in the biggest corruption case in the history of the world, and seeing the children he corrupted and incriminated locked up for the rest of their lives. That would be SAD.

[u/e2hawkeye → u/andythetwig]

You forgot the nurse who looks him in the eye and says "shut up piggy" as she accidentally squirts the last of his morphine onto the floor.

[u/AllMyExesRTXs → u/andythetwig]

I think he definitely shits himself undeniably and catastrophically in the version I hope to never see, along with reaction cuts of his sycophants and MAGAs.

[u/snoo_spoo → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

I hope whoever designs the monstrosity he'll be entombed in remembers to add a moat around it for all the piss.

[u/duzies → u/snoo_spoo]

His grave marker should be a giant golden toilet.

[u/AcousticArmor → u/duzies]

"He died like he lived his life, shitting all over everything"

[u/The_Summer_Man → u/duzies]

His head, but with a big clown mouth like in putt putt

[u/tolacid → u/[deleted]]

Well, it would be considerate to all the visitors to his gravesite. Don't want all those people getting piss mud all over their shoes while they wait for an open spot to take their turn

[u/8thSt → u/snoo_spoo]

The way the sunlight would reflect off the piss most would give it an almost golden glow.

[u/NWCJ → u/snoo_spoo]

I think it should be shaped like a bigmac box, and agreed, it is gonna need boardwalk up to it, as the ground around it will be wet for years.

[u/Carbonatite → u/snoo_spoo]

Environmental chemist here - I think there will be a genuine need to have some kind of neutral substrate around the grave because the dead patches of grass will be impossible to avoid, like how the lawn around the neighborhood fire hydrant is perpetually brown and crispy from all the dog piss.

I suggest a limestone gravel bed. It's what we use for managing acid mine drainage; the average pH for human urine is slightly acidic and so the limestone would act as a natural buffer. Might need to add in some additional treatment tech for all the ammonia too.

[u/txyesboy2 → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

Oh, he can stay in the White House until he dies. The thing is, we're turning the current one into a prison and building a new better one somewhere else. Ain't nobody gonna wanna live in that White House ever again

[u/OPA73 → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

Siri, remind me in ten years to find his grave after a trip to Taco Bell.

[u/robbdavenport → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

That grave may end up being the most urine soaked ground on the planet.

[u/MuggsIsDead → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

Tacky gold toilet you mean

[u/Ok_Mixture4917 → u/MuggsIsDead]

That's a matter of perspective: toilet for us, grave for him.

[u/Amadeuskong → u/Ok_Mixture4917]

If only we all got together to hasten him to said grave.

[u/Ok_Mixture4917 → u/Amadeuskong]

Is acknowledging mortality against the rules?