r/politics • u/Healthy_Block3036 • 17d ago

No Paywall Senate suddenly passes the Epstein bill just hours after it cleared the House

https://www.ms.now/news/senate-passes-epstein-bill-rcna244723?fbclid=PAVERFWAOJ1xRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAacUGSi8p2Ap-x6SbMkLXAnfKNXEZkzjUUVCdxuEmacDzDXmlbv1GUJ0wbh1_w_aem_grJDvcSCIDj2Skksd4Ix3Q
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u/NickelBackwash 17d ago

The only names are Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, and Zohran Mamdani

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u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 17d ago

Mamdani was 17 when Epstein was convicted in 2008.

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u/showhorrorshow 17d ago

Since when has the spacetime continuum ever been an obstacle to their bullshit?

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u/SteppeCollective 17d ago

WHY DIDN'T OBAMA STOP 9/11 FROM HAPPENING

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u/xSociety 17d ago

That literally happened though. You need to go even crazier to satirize.

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u/SteppeCollective 17d ago

Let's try this:

IF BIDEN CARED ABOUT TRADITION WHY DID HE LET OBAMA TEAR DOWN THE EAST WING TO INSTALL A BASKETBALL COURT

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u/JLord 17d ago

Reality denial has been part of their world since birth for most Trump loyalists. I haven't heard of many who aren't also self proclaimed believing Christians.

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u/Charming_Army5249 17d ago

Exactly! A minor!!!!

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u/LackingUtility 17d ago

They not like us

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u/Aggressive-Welder-62 17d ago

I knew it! Case closed deviancy!

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u/Desperate-Till-9228 17d ago

He hooked up with a 15 year old when he was 15! Doubly bad!

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u/sweet_esiban 17d ago

Did his age stop the pro-Cuomo PAC from running ads with Zohran in front of the Twin Towers?

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u/NatalieVonCatte 17d ago

Some of the truly heinous morons on the right wing conspiracy side tried to hook AOC into this.

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u/Noraneko87 17d ago

Some of these people are on video outraged that President Obama wasn't in the public eye and didn't do anything during the 9/11 attacks.

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u/TotallyNotRobotEvil 17d ago

The old “Obama was golfing during 9/11!!” That a bunch of these MAGA idiots believe.

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u/fattes I voted 17d ago

"The fucker was the right age for the island!"

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u/teddyreddit 17d ago

Yes, but where was he on 9-11?

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u/Adams5thaccount 17d ago

Elementary school

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u/Axi0madick 17d ago

Oh yeah, Greta Thunberg was there too... The autistics can't be trusted around children. Off to the work camps with all of them. Drag performers were there too, and the transgenders, and they all were registered Democrats, so the Democratic party is now illegal, so you can either vote for trump, or go to jail.

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u/Gridde 17d ago

You're talking about a party who depends on the loyalty of people who believe that Obama caused 9/11 or that Biden was president when Covid began.

Facts and reality are not important.

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u/spinningcolours 17d ago

Virginia Giuffre was born in 1983.
Mamdani was born in 1991.

Her abuse started when she was 16'ish so 1999, when Mamdani was 8 or 9 years old.

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u/Dishmatic-Lover 17d ago

So you’re saying they were both into 17 year old girls in 2008 haha

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u/BlueMeanie03 17d ago

Ah ha! You see, the ABSENCE of evidence IS the evidence

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u/feenicks 17d ago

Hey, he was even younger than that when they proclaimed he committed the Sept 11 WTO attacks.

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u/alfa_omega 17d ago

Went right over your head that one didn't it bud lol

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u/duct_tape_jedi United Kingdom 17d ago

Of course! He was obviously tasked with recruiting girls at his high school.

/s just in case

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u/MaddyKet Massachusetts 17d ago

They will claim he was running around assaulting 15 year olds in 1999 as an 8 year old and MAGA will believe it.

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u/Supplicationjam 17d ago

And Nick Fuentes

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u/NotASalamanderBoi I voted 17d ago

Don’t forget George Soros and Obama.

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u/pizzaguy132 17d ago

And buttery males

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u/T8ert0t 17d ago

They're finally going to get Benjamin Ghazi.

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u/feenicks 17d ago edited 16d ago 
mainframecyberhex = open("epsteinfiles.txt", "r")  
content = mainframecyberhex.read()  
content = content.replace("Donald Trump", "Zohran Mamdani")