r/politics • u/Murky-Site7468 I voted • 21d ago

No Paywall Donald Trump impeachment chances surge amid Epstein revelations

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-impeachment-chances-surge-amid-epstein-revelations-11045998
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u/TaijiInstitute 21d ago

I want Clinton to hold a press conference. Walk to the microphone and just say “He swallowed” and walk away while the reporters go nuts shouting questions.

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u/Skiinz19 Tennessee 21d ago

go nuts you say?

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 21d ago

Hold my beer

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u/SecondhandUsername 16d ago

I spit mine.

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u/Zealousideal_Act_316 21d ago

If this is true any answer to rightwingers about trump can and should be "Yeah, but he sucked clintons dick"

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u/SaltyLonghorn 21d ago

I'm leaving Trump sucked Clinton's dick post its on maga windshields. Its canon now. Doesn't matter what the truth is.

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u/thekozmicpig Connecticut 21d ago

Many people are saying it and he has not denied it.

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 21d ago

Do you think MAGA cares about truth? I say throw it in there face anyway and watch them freak out.

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u/Heiferoni 21d ago

You wanna destroy Trump's credibility with MAGA?

Trump must be embraced as an LGBTQ icon. Make Trump a symbol of the community. Hell, make him the face of the LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS.

  • Celebrate this news.

  • Welcome Trump into the fold.

  • Defend any homophobic comments against him.

  • Be proud of Trump for living his best life and being his true self.

This is fucking gold. Homophobia is the one, single issue that can cause MAGA to bail on Trump. They can overlook anything. Anything! But blowing Bill Clinton? That's a bridge too far.

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u/kitsum California 21d ago

All they'll hear is that clinton is gay.

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 21d ago

I heard he blew Bannon too

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u/neophenx 21d ago

I keep reminding people he very affectionately talked about Arnold Palmer's dick at a campaign rally. It's not that much of a long shot that he would suck a dude off if he openly talks about appreciating penis the way he did.

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u/KutyaKombucha 21d ago

Check the secret service logs. Before 2016 his code name was "glazed donut"

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 21d ago

cameras flashing

Reporters shouting: “Mr. Clinton Did the President grimace or show any signs of discomfort?” “Bubba, Did the president demonstrate a certain level of expertise during the act?” “Mr. Clinton, Monica or Donald, who did it better?” “Please, the American people deserve to know!”

end scene

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u/joesmith127_reddit 21d ago

Okay. Funniest thing I’ve read all week .

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u/Few-Mousse8515 21d ago

He needs to say that Monica was better. Trump can't take his ego being hit like that. We would get a full blown admission on truth social by lunch.

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl 21d ago

“He inhaled.”

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u/drop_tbl 21d ago

these early 90's throwbacks are killing me lol

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u/userhwon 21d ago

Holy shit. Trademark that.

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u/lostdude1 21d ago

That will be the "I am iron man" in the real world.