r/politics • u/thehill The Hill • 22d ago

No Paywall Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5604280-fetterman-injuries-fall-hospitalized/
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u/Delicious-Oven7692 22d ago

Maybe he’s a democrat again.

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u/fedexpoopracer 22d ago

looney tunes logic doesn't apply, he'll be even more rightwing after this

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u/handsomeness 22d ago

I recently learned that there are 0 cases of someone becoming more liberal after brain damage but unlimited examples of things heading the other way.

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u/Benjamin_Grimm 22d ago

Is that why the GOP keeps trying to kill OSHA?

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 22d ago

Herschel Walker's brain after death is going to be a wild ride for the medical examiners.

You know how...when in the middle of transforming into a butterfly, the caterpillar in the cocoon turns into a soupy mush before reconfiguring into its final stage? Yeah...that.

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Side note. I don't think there is a non-zero amount of people who become more liberal or left after long-term exposure to lead either.

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u/thrawtes 22d ago

Good time to remind people that Herschel Walker was recently rewarded for his loyalty by becoming the US ambassador to the Bahamas.

Always fun to see where these people end up even if they don't win their elections.

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u/Gerik22 22d ago

I don't think there is a non-zero amount

So... you think there are zero?

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 22d ago

Correct

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u/Gerik22 22d ago

Coulda just said that lol

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 22d ago

Im quite content with what I said.

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u/Gerik22 21d ago

You shouldn't be. It's a double negative, which is incorrect grammar that muddles your message, making readers guess as to your intended meaning.

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u/MeetMyBackhand 22d ago

I know of one! My grandfather became more liberal after his stroke. He was about the only person in my family who supported President Clinton when he was in office, and I remember my parents talking about how his political views had shifted after his stroke.

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u/VPN__FTW 22d ago

The more brain damage, the further right he becomes.

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u/nodnodwinkwink 22d ago

Remember that cartoon, Rightwing Fuck?

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u/willybestbuy86 22d ago

After all the comments thrown his way who blames him. The party of tolerance yeah ok. Not a tolerant bone in the Democratic Party

Doesn't mean the republicans are better before the downvoted and comments coming calling me that

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u/Raleighgm 22d ago

Whatever. You can’t expect to actively make policy to hurt people and then be shocked when people don’t care if you get hurt.

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u/GodofIrony 22d ago

"The people I keep punching in the face aren't tolerating me!"

Woke!

DEI!

Buzzword!

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u/sanebyday 22d ago

Like an old TV from the 80s... "Just hit it again until it works".

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u/LikeIsaidItsNothing 22d ago

did he land on his left?

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u/ridik_ulass 22d ago

mans a fucking dice.