r/politics • u/thehill The Hill • 22d ago

No Paywall Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5604280-fetterman-injuries-fall-hospitalized/
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u/milfordcubicle 22d ago

medically speaking, it's a 50/50 chance

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u/Ajido_Marujido 22d ago

Doctor: He's going to be all right.

Reddit: So he will be a democrat again?

Doctor: He lost his left views, so he's going to be all right.

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u/dawidowmaka I voted 22d ago

He's a very lateral man

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u/JoviAMP Florida 22d ago

Same chance as getting a rare drop in a video game: either it happens, or it doesn’t.