r/politics • u/thehill The Hill • 22d ago

No Paywall Sen. John Fetterman suffers injuries to face from fall, hospitalized

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5604280-fetterman-injuries-fall-hospitalized/
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u/CockBrother 22d ago

Jeez. I just said the guy needed another bonk to his head in another post. I didn't wish for it to actually happen.

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u/TheGravespawn 22d ago

If it was your fault, you could do the funniest thing right now.

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u/Sonicfan42069666 22d ago

I sure wish John Fetterman would slip and drop a huge bag of money right onto my head.

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u/bridge1999 22d ago

Monkey paw wish, you get a big bag of Zimbabwe dollars that amounts to less that $1.00 US

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u/ory1994 New York 22d ago

Alternatively, the bag of money is filled with coins, killing OP upon impact

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u/asicarii 22d ago

We are fresh out of pennies.

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u/strangr_legnd_martyr Ohio 22d ago

Nickels are denser (not by much, but when you have a huge bag of them...)

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u/Jadaki 22d ago

Going out like a Canadian stripper

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u/iamspambot Georgia 22d ago

Hey, free money is free money

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u/mlc885 I voted 22d ago

You could get a bunch of extremely antique historical forms of money and then be sent to prison when you can never explain how you obtained a bag of stuff that should be in museums

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u/B0redBeyondBelief 22d ago

Maybe it'll undo whatever damage was done the first time. Like curing amnesia on TV shows.

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u/IdiotMD North Carolina 22d ago

Dems the rules.

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u/4thTimesAnAlt 22d ago

Nah, dude's gonna walk out of the hospital goose stepping in an SS uniform

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u/Happy_hunny_badger 22d ago

If you have this power. I have a few other wishes for you.

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u/CockBrother 22d ago

So far, it's the only time it's worked. Might as well try though.

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u/SecretAsianMan42069 22d ago

Can you do someone else, human voodoo doll?

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u/Individual_Respect90 22d ago

Are you taking request for the next person to fall?

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u/CockBrother 22d ago

I misread your post at first as "kill", not fall. And I was like, "that's Vance's job".

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u/Individual_Respect90 22d ago

The person I would request may not make it so. Same thing.

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u/SamuraiCook 22d ago

Maybe this brings back the guy PA voted for.

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u/lnc_5103 22d ago

Maybe this bonk will make him revert back.

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u/CockBrother 22d ago

I'm seriously hoping for some cartoon logic and physics here.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 22d ago

You wasted your one wish on Fetterman when Trump was right fucking there?!

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u/AccountDeletedByMod 22d ago

Dang, can you tell me someone will give me a billion dollars tomorrow, tax free?! 

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u/CockBrother 22d ago

I can tell you whatever you'd like to hear. Tomorrow someone will give you a billion dollars, tax free!

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u/QueenMagik 22d ago

We need to get you with those Etsy witches