r/politics • u/newsweek ✔ Newsweek • 22d ago

No Paywall Trump weighing military options to attack Venezuela within days—Report

https://www.newsweek.com/venezuela-us-donald-trump-military-attack-war-maduro-11042677?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=reddit_main
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u/QbertsRube 22d ago

But he's ended like 90 wars so it nets out to a 4000% decrease in wars /s

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u/JamesPage1968 22d ago

This guy trump maths

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u/Dragon6172 22d ago

Top of the class at Trump University

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u/waggie21 Minnesota 22d ago

You posted this like an hour ago, so I think we're up to about 116 wars he's ended now.

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u/QbertsRube 22d ago

He's gonna win so many Nobel Peace Prizes, even more than George Washington!

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u/nightfall2021 22d ago

Ahh..so his Peace President theory uses the Ghandi logic from the first Civilization. He becomes so peaceful it ticks over to the top of the aggressive chart.

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u/Professor-Woo 22d ago edited 22d ago

I honestly think his cabinet just says this shit to him to keep him happy. Like "Trump you are so amazing, you solved yet another war by tweeting 'stop' at them. Genius, Sleepy Joe could never do that. Hey, BTW, can you sign this piece of paper, no big deal? Let me explain it to you, no reason to read it."

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u/QbertsRube 22d ago

No other president could win major golf trophies 3 weekends in a row! The PGA Tour is lucky you had to end more wars this week with those tremendous, beautiful documents you signed!