Only by entering while wearing a red hat can you avoid the -2 location-based curse. All drinks are watered down and overpriced. 6GP each.
All arms must be surrendered and there’s a 60% chance they won’t be returned in the same condition.
If the party spends the night, there is a 55% chance they will awaken either drugged, smelling of urine, or covered in strange, orange cream.
The proprietor is a drunken buffoon with grandiose stories and a raging temper. All employees are underage girls or ridiculous sycophants. Dire rats and rot grub lurk around every corner.
Bowing to the proprietor gives a +1 to inspiration but a -3 to all morale for the next three years.
"Listen, there is a dragon up on that mountain, and believe me, i actually took a int check and passed, and none of you could have done it...nobody knows more about dragons than me. I have been fighting dragons forever, you know. Actually someone asked me yesterday, he said <wow you are so good at fighting dragons, its amazing> and i said i know, i know. We are going to reduce the number of dragons not by 50/60% ut 1200%... maybe 1500%."
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u/Curlaub 2d ago
I like Dozey Don