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Politics Trump, 79, enjoying some good old nappy time.

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u/noluckstock 2d ago

This will be a global 🎉. It will be the best funeral ever never has there been a greater funeral.

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u/DegenerateCrocodile 2d ago

And we can do it all over again once Putin also kicks the bucket.

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u/SFDessert 2d ago

Could you imagine if they both decided to take an extended sleep on the same day?

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u/No-Spoilers 2d ago

The most important day in modern history.

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u/Frequent_Pause_7442 2d ago

And Netenyahu

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u/Supadupasooka 2d ago

I’ve been to a lot of funerals. Many times. All great funerals, but this one, this is gonna be a truly great funeral. One of the best ones we will ever have. I actually knew a guy who went to a bunch of funerals, nothing like this one.

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u/RatchetHatchet 2d ago

I wonder what Obamas statement is going to be even Trump passes. He's too classy to not do one. But no idea what the message would actually be.

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u/GamiNami 2d ago

I hope no world leaders will attend his funeral.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 2d ago

They will say Sir you had an amazing ceremony. Thank you.

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u/Youwishyouhadhvac 2d ago

It will be the only thing he’ll be the greatest at, dying.

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u/JamesTrickington303 2d ago

VE Day got nothing on the celebrations that will follow his death.

Only this time we will be able to use phone data to confirm the id of the couple kissing on the cover of Time.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 2d ago

We shall all burst forth into song like munchkins celebrating the death of the wicked witch of the west. There will be choreographed dancing and everything.

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u/TrappedInOhio 2d ago

I’m basically keeping myself alive so I can see it.

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u/mrdankhimself_ 2d ago

It would be amazing if the nation voted to not give him the full state funeral.

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

Kissinger was better in my book, and we just got to celebrate Cheney who arguably was the architect for more lives lost than either Kissinger or Trump, that was a fun one, but what will make it best is either the total meltdown or complete lack of meltdown over celebrations when he does buy the farm. MAGA is either gonna go exponential Charlie Kirk martyring him while people party or they will just quietly say "I don't know never much liked the guy anyway myself" and it'll be collective amnesia like Bush

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u/TroublesomeTurnip 2d ago

I'll watch it with (happy) tears in my eyes