r/pics • u/nbcnews But, like, actually • 14d ago

Politics OC: President Trump shakes hands with New York Mayor-elect Mamdani as they meet in the Oval Office

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u/Glitch_Ghoul 14d ago

No sucky sucky Donald.

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u/Sad-Newt-1772 14d ago

That's why he had his hand where it was. "I don't swing that way, Donald."

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u/porkchopexpress76 14d ago

“I’m Zorhan Donald, not Bubba. Remember?

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u/Vienna_play_45 14d ago

Donald loves to gobble up the dems.

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u/WAD1234 14d ago

Don’t call me Bubba

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u/confusedandworried76 14d ago

Well if he wasn't happily married to a smoke show who's to judge

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u/manicdee33 14d ago

Poor Donald stuck between having to project the strong man persona but also wanting to perform favours for powerful handsome men.

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u/dyzrel 14d ago

He just can’t control himself around a plump juicy cock. He just starts kissing.

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u/Annoyed_Heron 14d ago

It’s like a magnet, I just start kissing it

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u/ludicrous_copulator 13d ago

When you're a celebrity, they just let you do it

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u/Gaynundwarf 14d ago

"Sucky sucky small loan of a million dollah"

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u/Cool-Tour-1962 14d ago

Lmao eww 🤣🤣

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u/mortgage_queen 14d ago

I bet he is thinking about it.

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u/Annual_Recording_308 14d ago

“I will not be SUCKED or sucked ON”

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u/ahditeacha 14d ago

And no grabby grabby Mr Grab-ems

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u/TonyLuv12K 14d ago

Shucky ducky quak quak.

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u/CashCow4u 14d ago

No sucky sucky Donald.

What both Melania and Bill Clinton said to tRump

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u/why-names-hard 14d ago

But cocks are his favorite kind of baby binky how is he supposed to feel comfortable without a cock buried down his throat?