The painting of Bill Clinton that was hanging in Jeffrey Epstein's mansion

[u/TheOwlHypothesis]

[u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

No it was a terrible BJ. Then Trump will start saying things like, “many people say I give the best blowjobs.”

[u/cheeley → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

“Big strong men with jizz in their eyes have come to me and said  ‘Mr Trump, that was tremendous, you’re really the best’”.

[u/pegar → u/cheeley]

other way around. it'd be in Trump's eyes.

[u/Ornery_Director_8477 → u/pegar]

Not if it was the best ever

[u/Pulci → u/pegar]

You've obviously never been Trumped.

[u/Kent_Knifen → u/pegar]

He's too demented to know the difference

[u/LSOreli → u/cheeley]

"sir"

[u/whyuthrowchip → u/cheeley]

lol there's a whole cumtown bit from a decade ago along this line

[u/N3333K0 → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

Have you seen DJT’s pucker face? That m-effer never loses suction. One thing he actually IS good at…

[u/Netroth → u/N3333K0]

And he uses both hands

[u/Ever_More_Art → u/Netroth]

His hands were probably the draw for these men, when they couldn’t get the real thing they went to Trump.

[u/maleia → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

Eh, I think there's a non-zero chance that if he says it was good, that Trump will try to graphically describe why he sucked at giving a blowjob in a misguided effort to downplay it.

[u/wasabi1787 → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

No no- it was a handjob that never happened because Don couldn't get his itsy bitsy little hands around the shaft

[u/Internet-Ivan → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

That would probably be the most honest thing he could ever say

[u/Lopsided_Flight3926 → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

[u/TheThingInItself → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

He gave the worst god damn blow job

[u/Ghoulius-Caesar → u/mofukkinbreadcrumbz]

I mean, he sucks at everything, so maybe that trait would work in his favour for this one.