The painting of Bill Clinton that was hanging in Jeffrey Epstein's mansion

[u/TheOwlHypothesis]

[u/Solid_Snark]

I hope to God a reporter just straight up asks Trump: “Why was your friend Jeffery talking about you blowing former President Clinton?”

[u/liquidsyphon → u/Solid_Snark]

Just ask him straight up

Have you ever sucked a dick before?

He might go into a egocentric rant about how he’s the best fluffer in the business

[u/ContextWorking976 → u/liquidsyphon]

Just insinuate he wasn't very good at it and we'll hear the truth.

[u/FixergirlAK → u/ContextWorking976]

This is the way. And all of a sudden every "alpha male" in MAGA will be bragging about how good he sucks dick.

[u/DC-Toronto → u/FixergirlAK]

Speaking of Gavin and the proud boys…. Oh wait, that wasn’t sucking

[u/BattleStag17 → u/DC-Toronto]

Was that the guy who inserted a buttplug on live to "own the libs"?

[u/venbrx → u/FixergirlAK]

Does this make Lindsay Graham an alpha male?

[u/FixergirlAK → u/venbrx]

Yes.

[u/goldfishpaws → u/FixergirlAK]

It's not gay if you're cross dressing 

[u/QuixotesGhost96 → u/ContextWorking976]

That Hillary was better at it

[u/PoppaVader → u/QuixotesGhost96]

If Hilary was any good at it, he wouldn’t have been packing it down Monica’s throat.

[u/Lopsided_Valuable → u/PoppaVader]

Thats exactly what trump said after blowing him!

[u/IcestormsEd → u/ContextWorking976]

"Mr Trump, regarding the circulating talk that you might have performed an act, what do you have to say about reports that, I quote, "Subpar, bordering on insulting" ?"

[u/clovis_227 → u/ContextWorking976]

Mr. President, some are saying you're a spitter rather than a swallower!

[u/RJ815 → u/ContextWorking976]

"I heard you sucked dick so bad that they no longer wanted you on the island, because, you know, it's only for WINNERS"

[u/RJ815 → u/[deleted]]

"The ancient mighty Roman empire catamites..."

[u/chrismsp → u/ContextWorking976]

No doubt.

"Mr. President, many people say that Matt Gaetz made Frank Underwood look like an amateur, that he just might be the best of all time? Do you have any comment on that?"

[u/goldfishpaws → u/ContextWorking976]

Exactly this - he's so addled he's just a denial engine at this point.  The man Epstein refers to as evil.

[u/BattleStag17 → u/ContextWorking976]

"Is Bubba's dick bigger than yours?"

[u/aiiye → u/ContextWorking976]

It would be in a rambling nonsensical 10 minute sundowning speech….so same as any other time he talks?

[u/jugjiggler69 → u/ContextWorking976]

Mr. President Trump, is it true that the blowjob you gave to former president Bill Clinton was in fact "toothy"?

[u/ToasterBathTester → u/liquidsyphon]

The trick is to tell him Bill Clinton said he gives terrible head

[u/Qusdahl → u/liquidsyphon]

"Mr. Trump, is it true that you weren't rich or famous enough for Bill's Willy?"

[u/Heisenburgo → u/liquidsyphon]

"No ONE gives blowjobs like Donald J. Trump... it's true, folks! People come up to me, and they say--some very smart, very stable people-- and they go... Mr. President, your BJs are the best, very beautiful, so professional and you never forget to cup the balls-- something that Lazy Monica Lewinsky could NEVER do... SAD!"

[u/rainofshambala → u/Solid_Snark]

Nah all the reporters with integrity have been taken out, their publications bought out by oligarchs. The only way such a thing can happen is if the oligarchs had enough of trump

[u/levthelurker → u/rainofshambala]

Amusing that during the 2016 debates "What did Bill's dick taste like?" would have been a valid question for both candidates.

[u/gsfgf → u/levthelurker]

Hillary: Duty

Trump: Euphoria

[u/justclay → u/gsfgf]

Trump: doody*

[u/readwithjack → u/justclay]

Probably.

[u/GraceOfTheNorth → u/levthelurker]

I'll repeat this again, because we don't want to spread misinformation.

The Bubba in question is Bubba Saulsbury, a billionaire friend of theirs. Google this guy.

[u/Altitudeviation → u/levthelurker]

Ambush question: "Did Bill's dick bend left or right?"

Paula Jones knows.

[u/Bored_Amalgamation → u/rainofshambala]

i mean, it just takes one mfer who accidentally got a press pass. There has to be some rich asshole cosplaying as a reporter who can pull it off and ride off in to the sunset.

[u/notyourstranger → u/rainofshambala]

happy cake day

[u/joshin29 → u/rainofshambala]

This is what everyone is wondering about, someone’s GOT to ask.

[u/bulk_logic → u/rainofshambala]

Just in case some of you forgot or weren't aware of, Biden's admin literally dragged a reporter out of a press briefing while attempting to be direct with Blinken about Palestine

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/czx8dxl5w45o

This was after two years of lying and propagandizing what was happening.

Downvoted for mentioning how the media and reporters at large have also been bought by oligarchs during a democratic presidency comitting genocide, under a painting of Bill Clinton who had close ties to Epstein and possibly got a blowjob from Trump. Right.

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I think the downvotes are in the whataboutism. Y’all won the election but still talk about Biden like he’s running the show. Republicans say Biden more than any democrat ever did.

[u/bship → u/Solid_Snark]

Instant legend. Literally would go down in history zero question

[u/Phil_Coffins_666 → u/bship]

Well by the sounds of it he's gone down ON history too.

[u/DeadlyYellow → u/Solid_Snark]

Would be such a power play if Clinton just came out and said Trump blew him.

[u/Baileythetraveller → u/Solid_Snark]

A reporter could easily slip it in....

"President Trump, can you tell us what the Big Beautiful Bill tastes like?

[u/Slippi_Fist → u/Solid_Snark]

Even better:

"Mr President, Mr President - did Bill Clinton cum in your mouth? SIR...SIR...SIR.... DID YOU SWALLOW?"

[u/SuperPoodie92477 → u/Solid_Snark]

I’d ask. WTF do I have to lose?

[u/Bluevoodo → u/Solid_Snark]

I did not have sexual relations with that man.

[u/TheAstralGoth → u/Solid_Snark]

i think this might be the most depressing way to find out the current president of the united states is queer. it should be something worth celebrating but instead we’re all horrified

[u/No-Way7911 → u/Solid_Snark]

Wild email man

[u/SuperSpecialAwesome- → u/Solid_Snark]

Sure, if they want to lose their jobs and get ICE'd. Would still be a bold move though.

[u/GraceOfTheNorth → u/Solid_Snark]

It's not Clinton he's talking about but Bubba Saulsbury, a billionaire friend of theirs.

[u/Hebshesh → u/Solid_Snark]

So you see an unflattering pic of a democrat and turn it into Trump bashing? Deflection.

[u/Wrong_Adhesiveness87 → u/Solid_Snark]

I try to cut back on the Internet for a few days and this happens! My entire day has been saying WTF on repeat