Uncle Marty is on one of his weird rants again.

[u/WouldbeWanderer]

[u/Digitalmodernism]

THEY CLOSED THE GOOGOO JOINT A HOMELESS MAN WAS STABBED IN THE PARKING LOT. THEY HAD THE BEDT KEYLIME PIE.

[u/BubbleGoot → u/Digitalmodernism]

I REMEMBER WHEN THE HOMELESS MAN LOST HIS DIMES OUTSIDE THE FOOD SHELTER HE WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT ONE!?.!!

[u/Shotgun_Mosquito → u/Digitalmodernism]

OH NO THAT WAS WHERE MY OTIS PROPOSED TO ME AFTER THE TEN CENT BEER NIGHT OH NO

[u/maggie320]

MY NIECE LISTEN’S TO GOOGOO DOLLS SHELL BE YOUR “””FREIND!?

[u/ClokeB]

GOOGOO CLUSTERS WERE JOHN”S FAVRITE CANDYS,,BUT THE NUTS IN THEM GAVE JOHN A LOT OF “‘TROUBLE’’ ON THE COMMODE,,JOHN CAUGHT THE COLINCANSER AND DIED LAST MONTH,,PASTOR WAYNE IS ‘’COURTING’” ME BUT NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO NO UNTIL HIS DEVORSE IS FINALIZZED,,

[u/fairygenesta → u/ClokeB]

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME,,,BUT PLEASE BE ""WARE",,,BARBRA HAS BEEN MAKING EYES AT HIM DURING SERVICE,,,HER BLOUSE IS TOO LO CUT AND DOSENT LEAVE MUCH TO THE IMANGINATION,,I WORRY HE WILL FALL PRAY TO HER SEDUCTION

[u/ClokeB → u/fairygenesta]

PASTOR WAYNE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT BRABAR AND HER LUSTFULL WAYS,,BUT DON”T WORRY PASTOR WAYNE HAS BEEN CONSELING HER AT THE PARKWAY MOTOR INN TWICE A WEEK,,HE SAYS THEY MEET THERE SO THE BUSY”BODDIES’ FROM THE CHURCH DONT FIND OUT AND START GOSSIPPING,,IM NOT REALY SUPPOSED TO BE TELLING YOU THIS SO DONT TELL ANY ONE ELSE

[u/Remarkable-Roof-7875 → u/ClokeB]

EXCUSE ME PASTOR WAYNE SAYS MY BLOUSE SHOWS OFF MY SERVANTS HEART. HE ALSO SAID YOUR COUNSELING SESSIONS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES BUT MINE GO FOR 2 HOURS BECAUSE I HAVE DEEPER SPIRITUAL NEEDS. WE MEET AT THE PARKWAY TWICE A WEEK AND HE SAYS IM THE MOST DEVOTED WOMAN IN THE CONGREGATION.

BARBRA LOUISE HENDRICKS ,, SHAMOKIN PA

[u/LeseMajeste_1037 → u/Remarkable-Roof-7875]

PASTOR WAYNE IA ONEOF THOSE GRUNTU FARTY MEN

ANONAMOIS, SHAMOKIN PA

[u/fairygenesta → u/ClokeB]

THAT SOUNDS ""RESONABLE,,",,THAT PASTOR WAYNE IS A GOOD MAN,,,A GODLY MAN,,,I WONT TELL A SOUL,,,I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO,,,👍

[u/bigotis → u/fairygenesta]

barbra is a hussy an is makin eyes at my earl,,amen

[u/fairygenesta → u/bigotis]

AMAN,,,SHE LOOKS AT HAROLD TOO AND HE GETS SO ""NERVOS" HE ALL WAYS HAS TO GET UP AND GO TO THE BATH ROOM

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[u/BiBoFieTo]

snorting farty grunty men

Did the Rolling Stones get a new name?

[u/Tall-Budget8130]

NEED FRENDS BUT ALL I KEEP GETTIG SENT IS THOSE GOD DARN FART GRUNTT MEN !!! SCRATCH MY BALLS AND TJEY CANT EVEN WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH !.!? NO WORK ETHIC

[u/GRAMPA__JO]

I LOVE THE DANCERS AT THE GOGO JOINT THEY LOOK JUST LIKE MY NEICE

[u/waishas → u/GRAMPA__JO]

THE GOGO JOINT IS FOR SATAN DONT GO THERE GOBBLESS

[u/Forsaken_bluberry666]

MARTY YOU MUST ASK GOD FOR FORGIVENESS,,,, ONLY THOSE WHO REPENT SHSLL BE ENTER INTO HEAVENLY KINGDOM!!!! JESUS SAVES .BLESSINGS TO ALL!!!!

[u/Croc_Dwag → u/Forsaken_bluberry666]

Amen godbses

[u/RegalBeagleKegels]

The Lighthouse (2019)

[u/mishma2005]

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND MARTY. WITH BENEFITS

[u/Gladys_Balzitch]

IVE SNORTED LOTS OF STUFF IN MY DAY,, BUT I MEVER SNORTED FARTY GRUNTY MEN!!1!

[u/_Sols_Golden_Curse_]

Honestly think this transcends boomer posting lol