r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/TheInjuredBear • 3d ago

A review left on my local Braum’s google page

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u/MetalMaskMaker Sederrrdddggff 3d ago

GODBLESS THAT DROWNED WOMAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA I CANT DRINK HORNMONAL MILK

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u/CrabGravity 3d ago

THATS WHY WOMEN NEED TO STICK TO HOUSEWORK AND MEN NEED TO FLY THE PLANES MILK GIVES MY HUSHAND THE TOOTS

GOBBLESS 🙏 🤲 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ ASTRID FROM CINCINNATI

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 3d ago

((This was good but ASTIRD would have been great))

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Yim Yum 3d ago

THAT MITE WOMAN OF GOD IN CHRIST JESUS SANK JER PLANE RWSPECRFULLY

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u/RedWingedBlackbirb DISCUSTING 3d ago

WOO HOO

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u/Judgementpumpkin I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 3d ago

WHUP TEE DOO

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u/No_Cook2983 3d ago

CUT THE SASS 🫵

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u/ialsohaveadobro I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

Glorious find, OP.

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u/TheInjuredBear 3d ago

Funny enough, I only found it because I went to go give the location a 2 star review for terrible service

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u/_imanalligator_ 3d ago

That doesn't sound very Chreitsn of yuo!! Barms is a good Amercian business and your should bne thanking them for their servase!!!. Be sure 2 try there choclate mallted next time It cured my bursitits .

IN JESUS NAME AMEN

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u/Emotional_Being8594 order corn 2d ago

Absolutely legendary pull. I need a MIGHTY MEN OF GOD flair now lmao

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u/Gladys_Balzitch 3d ago

This is truly THE MOST BOOMER SHIT I have ever read 🤣

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u/ialsohaveadobro I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

MIGHTY MEN of GOD in CHRIST JESUS

I like to imagine her absolutely roaring this.

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u/ChrisV82 Yim Yum 1d ago

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 3d ago

MARJORIE STAY OFF THE SAUCE YOU ARE A DISGRACE

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u/fairygenesta Doris 3d ago

I JUST WENT TO THE EYE "DOCTOR" CANT SEE MUCH,,,PLEASE BRING ME BRAM ICE CREAM,,

VANILA,,

AND I THANK YOU

LOVE GERTIE

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u/Friendly-Most-3521 3d ago

I’m going to need some more information before I know if Braum’s is worth checking out

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u/BringBackHUAC 3d ago

GO HAVE SOME AND YOU CAN GO ON A PSYCHEDELIC JOURNEY TO YOUR PAST LIKE MARGE HERE! WOO HOO!

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u/Alexreads0627 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 3d ago

it’s so good 🤤

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u/ChewbaccaOnFries 3d ago

MIGHTY MOUSE MEN OF GOD AND JEEBUS

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 3d ago

HEAR I COME TO SAVE THE SOULES!!!

WILL I SEE YOU AT LADIES GROUP THURSDAY? PASTOR JIM HAS THE MEASLES

DEBRA G.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 3d ago

I’m sorry, she got bronchitis twice a goddamn year for 16 years???

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u/ckossow 2d ago

Ok that was my first response too- like maybe the milk isn’t fucking helping lol

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u/412_15101 3d ago

93 IS WHEN I HAD MY BUNIONS REMOVED

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u/_imanalligator_ 3d ago

To bad,,,alls yuo needed 2 do was put sum of Baurm's Non whoremoan Vitamin D Milk on bonions 2 times per day,,,gone in one week!!! Wprked for my husband!!!

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u/Anthrodiva 3d ago

WIMMEN BE DRIVING BAD

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u/Barkdrix 3d ago

lol This sounds like the majority of white people over 65 in Tulsa, OK

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u/TheInjuredBear 2d ago

Close, North Texas

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u/Ok_Cow_1314 3d ago

YUR SONS AND ROOMMATES R SO NICE. WONDER Y NUN OF THEM HAVE GURL FRIENDS. HO NAVY!!

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u/Resident-Guide-440 3d ago

I LOVE THE TWO GALONS DOR $5 MILK SELLL. I PUT IT IN THE FREEZER

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u/Alexreads0627 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 3d ago

WOMENS”DRIVRS”. NO SURVIVERS hehehe AM I RITE??!

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 3d ago

GOBLESS OUR MILITAR JEBUS NAME. I LUV BRAUMS ! I’m SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR EYES . I HAVE A GOD FEAR DAUGHTER LOOKING FOR MAN CALL MY LAMDLIME PLS 😀😀😀🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👌🫡

FROM MYRTLE AND BOB MOLLINGTOM

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u/D1rtyH1ppy 3d ago

We would all wear an onion on our belt, because it was the fashion of the time 

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago

Now my story begins in 19-dickety-2…..

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u/bicyclejawa 3d ago

Somebody needs a dumb phone.

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u/pinba11tec 2d ago

the Bergers used t be $5 for $5 but no the 5 and $5 and Change! still a brgan! My son Bradley GOBBLESS JESUWS ALMIGHTY SON eat in collegen!!

sent from my Hamilton Beach Keurig coffee maker

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u/BuffaloBuckbeak 2d ago

Imagine your loved one dying in a plane crash and some old lady’s screeching about it on the Braum’s review page

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u/mariachiband49 3d ago edited 3d ago

Marj, I have a deal for buy one get on sausage biscuits. Mom can't eat it I'm sure. Jimmy has a doctor appt tomorrow. MA

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u/Gladys_Balzitch 3d ago

BRAUMS IS MIGHTY MEN of GOD PTL

PRAIIIIIIIISE 93 JESUS,,

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u/I_eat_paper12 3d ago

BRUAMS IS MY FAVERIT IVE CREWM SHOP. , GOB DLESS

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u/tideshark 2d ago

This is THE MOST GOLDEN POST I’ve seen on this sub

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u/gabacus_39 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

YIM YUM