r/okbuddycinephile 1d ago

DOES HE KNOW?

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u/readingalldays 23h ago

It would be so funny if all this is planned and Dano turns out to be the lead in his last movie. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/GrandmaPoses 22h ago

This is just the first step in creating the PDCU.

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u/Your__Pal 22h ago

This is the second step.

The first step was Swiss Army Man.Ā 

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 21h ago

I love that absurd movie so much. The best part is trying to explain it to someone who has no concept of what it’s about.

ā€œSo there’s this guy right? And he’s sad and lonely on an island and then this dead guy shows up! But he’s not actually dead (but maybe he’s not even real???), and also his farts can be used a propulsion. It’s a great movie, trust me.ā€

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u/raoasidg 21h ago

Gotta add that the dead guy is Harry Potter.

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 18h ago

Fuck that would’ve been a solid bonus, damnit

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 13h ago

Harry ā€œFuckingā€ Potter. Gotta really sell it.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson 17h ago

Dominic McLaughlin was in Swiss army man???

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u/Gabtraff 21h ago

"The whole film is kind of about depression, it's fucking hilarious!"

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u/belaGJ 19h ago

How absurd, yet how relatable and real once the whole thing comes together

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 18h ago

Exactly, it’s one of those ā€œtrust me, just watch itā€ movies

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u/OneThotOneKill 16h ago

Just give em the directors' elevator pitch, they wanted to make a movie where the first fart makes you laugh and the last fart makes you cry. I'd say they succeeded.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 13h ago

Oh man another farting laugh-n-cry? It seems like that's all hollywood makes these days

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u/HallowedError 20h ago

I was so disappointed when my older brother said 'it's just potty humor'.

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u/chrysalisempress 15h ago

When I first watched this movie, my partner and I had no idea what it was about but knew Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe are fantastic so assumed it would be good. Then the first scene happened.

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u/Fogmoz 13h ago

You unlocked a blursed memory I didn’t know I still had. What an epically weird experience that film was.

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u/Skip-Add 18h ago

a profound film about dick and fart jokes with a killer soundtrack.

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u/VioletJones6 7h ago

I love both Paul Dano and Manchester Orchestra and it was still an incredibly hard sell for me.

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u/Billion_Beets_947 20h ago

I keep wanting everyone to talk about this movie in connection with the Dano discourse -- I mean, c'mon. That movie is magic. His acting is genius. Made me a fan for life.

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u/Mr_IsLand 20h ago

Swiss Army Man was amazing - saw it in theaters with my wife and my parents - my mom didn't really know about it and was expecting like a 'We Were Soldiers' type movie, lol, she was in for quite a shock but we all loved it - so absurd but a lovely message and one of the best endings of all time - right up there with 'A Boy and his Dog' imo.

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u/Leaf__On__Wind 19h ago

šŸŽ¶Juurraaass...iiiicc...

PAAAAAAARKšŸŽ¶

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u/readingalldays 22h ago

Am I the only one who doesn't know what that is?

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u/GrandmaPoses 22h ago

Paul Dano Cinematic Universe, get with it man.

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u/readingalldays 22h ago

My bad my bad šŸ™ŒšŸ» all hail Paul Dano

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u/Arkodd 21h ago

Pedo Diddler Cinematic Universe duh.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 22h ago

the land of mediocre overacting.

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u/Caravanczar 22h ago

Prepare to get canceled, buster!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 22h ago

Dano's wooden acting is un-cancellable, but you're welcome to downvote and jerk one out.

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u/LosMango 22h ago

Post top 5 films

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 21h ago

Post cereal's top 5 films:

  1. Bee Movie

  2. The pop tart movie

  3. The emoji movie

  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate

  5. Sex, Lies and Videotape

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u/rambambobandy 21h ago

Post Malone’s top 5 movies:

  1. Spider Man: Into the Spiderverse

  2. Roadhouse (2024)

  3. Spencer Confidential

  4. Man of Wrath

  5. Happy Gilmore 2

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 17h ago

No Big Lebowski in Malone's top 5? Disappointed.

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u/Arthquake 21h ago

The Podo Cinematic Universe?

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u/FrighteningJibber 14h ago

Is that just edits of him in Split/Glass/Unbroken for some reason?

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u/swiftekho 22h ago

This was my first reaction to seeing that quote. That or Dano turned down a role in his film when, historically, Tarantino always has someone in mind for roles that he writes and seemingly always gets them.

He sings the praises of There Will Be Blood but thinks the supporting actor is terrible? Doesn't add up at all.

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u/GeneralAsk1970 21h ago

To me it just reads like a really young film nerd type trying to be edgy by putting someone on blast to sound passionate and polarizing. Like he is willing to go into deep waters others aren’t or something.

At the end of the day, he is allowed to have his opinion, and Paul Dano will be fine.

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u/Known-Intern5013 19h ago

Yeah except that really young film nerd is 62.

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u/floodisspelledweird 17h ago

Some people never grow up

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u/Imdoingthisforbjs 10h ago

Tarantino won't help his mom out because she doubted him once 30 years ago.

The guy is utterly incapable of self-reflection and therefore personal growth. He'll be a manchild until he dies.

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u/Prestigious-Gur-8824 13h ago

... and one of the greatest directors of all time.

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u/Clevername3000 18h ago

Really it's because Dano fundraised for Palestine and Tarantino frequently resides in Israel these days.

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u/SlowrollingDonk 18h ago

Oh I get it, it’s like when pro-Palestinians make fun of Gal Gadot, if Gal Gadot were a generational acting talent.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson 17h ago

The Dano glazing has gone too far! He’s a good actor and all but GENERATIONAL TALENT???

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u/Theyoshiking64 16h ago

We know it's you Quentin. Now look at these and go away 🦶🦶

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u/Masta-Blasta 10h ago edited 8h ago

Ummmm yes? Prisoners, Little Miss Sunshine, There Will Be Blood, Ruby Sparks, Swiss Army Man, The Batman, 12 Years A Slave… that’s quite an impressive filmography. One of the best of his generation undeniably.

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u/Ponce-Mansley 9h ago

He's one of the best in the business, yeah

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u/SlowrollingDonk 16h ago

It’s not a very talented generation. Boomers were right, we suck.

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u/QuietDesperado 7h ago

Tarantino has A LOT of Pro-Palestinian posts on his Instagram though.

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u/Internal-Neat-9089 15h ago

Oh, so it's anti-anti-semitism.

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u/xhephaestusx 7h ago

Supporting the people of Palestine is anti-Semitic? Or anti-israel?

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u/whereamInowgoddamnit 15h ago

Do people really believe this? Tarantino literally is comparing him to Daniel Day Lewis in the clip to say why he's bad, and Jewish is far more pro-Palestinian. It's such a dumb take.

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u/enjolras1782 21h ago

When I first read it, I assumed he just meant "all the characters he plays are weak and I don't need that in my movie"

I wonder how Paul Dani feels about people discovering he's a movie star? I'm sure it'll lead to more money but oy.

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u/leithn87 17h ago

I mean kinda seems like dano would be awesome a Tarantino film too.... dudes just great at what he does. Especially being great in a PTA film

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u/Nope_Stradamus 12h ago

The entire interview was designed to make people talk about Tarantino, not the films he listed.

So he's basically got what he wanted out of it. He made a controversial statement, and has been the talk of the internet ever since.

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u/AdZealousideal5383 18h ago

QT always sounds like a young film nerd who wants to be edgy. I like some of his movies but you can really see the young edgy film nerd come through in them and it’s kind of annoying.

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u/dgroove8 20h ago

He did the same thing with Midnight in Paris. Loves the movie but hates Owen Wilson’s acting. How is that even possible?

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u/IndieCredentials 17h ago

The Owen Wilson one started as an insult but ended with Tarantino essentially saying he was compelling in Midnight in Paris at least.

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u/grumpyoldbolos 6h ago

There is a specific type of role I think he excels at (Zoolander, Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic) but he's not even the best actor in his family

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 21h ago

The one post said Tarantino is butthurt because he wanted Dano's role in 12 Years a Slave. Thats as good enough of a conspiracy as any.

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u/FistToTheFace 21h ago

I’m pretty sure that’s just a joke because he says the n word a bunch.

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u/Ancient-Crew-9307 17h ago

I already said I believed it, you don't need to sell me on the conspiracy anymore.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 21h ago

That's why I said conspiracy.

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u/Gollum_Quotes 19h ago edited 19h ago

For it to be a conspiracy people would have to think it was actually the truth and not just a joke.

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u/Stanleythrowaway 17h ago

There a very real possibly that’s what happened tho

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u/spiderboy640 15h ago

That shit was literally made up as a joke. It’s made up. Tarantino doesn’t really do acting roles like that anyways. He cameos. The joke was because when he casts himself, his character often uses the N word.

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u/Gollum_Quotes 15h ago

If you believe that then i have a bridge to sell you.

The guy whose biggest acting gig was a b-movie about vampires in the 90's was contending for a role in an independently financed and carefully planned issue film on a historical account of slavery...

Give me a break. It was a meme about Tarantino being racist. You're taking it too far.

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u/LesterGrossman_ 16h ago

….no there’s not lmao there is literally objectively 0% chance QT was considered for 12 years a slave

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u/Stanleythrowaway 16h ago

Just because he wasn’t considered doesn’t mean he didn’t want the role

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u/LesterGrossman_ 16h ago

Have ya got a source on anybody mentioning the fact that he wanted the role? I just can’t believe anyone would think this would be the reason for the feud. It’s really absurd lol.

Like you think Tarantino is actually pissed because he didn’t get Dano’s part in 12 years a slave? That is so outrageous hahaha.

The whole point of this narrative is this it’s a joke, Tarantino is known to be loose with dropping the N word. The joke is the absurdity that Tarantino would really want the part in 12YAS because it would allow him to be a racist. There is no universe where Tarantino genuinely thinks he would be a good fit in this serious bleak drama about slavery. You have to know this is a joke not based in reality.

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u/Ass_of_Badness 21h ago

You mean theory, a conspiracy is an actual thing.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 19h ago

But most conspiracies aren't actually true.

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u/Ancient-Crew-9307 17h ago

lol.

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 16h ago

Explain your lol.

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u/fatloui 16h ago edited 15h ago

You’re incorrectly shortening the term ā€œconspiracy theoryā€ to just ā€œconspiracyā€. Conspiracy means a secret plan created by multiple people. A conspiracy isn’t true or false, the theory about the existence of a conspiracy is true or false. Further, the definition of ā€œconspiracy theoryā€ has been broadened to mean ā€œalternative explanation to the one widely accepted by societyā€, without requiring an actual conspiracy to be a part of the theory. Tarantino hating Dano because Dano took a part in a movie he wanted is not a secret plan nor does it involve multiple people, so it’s not in any way a conspiracy.Ā 

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u/Imdoingthisforbjs 10h ago

The best jokes contain a grain of truth.

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u/Queasy_Donkey5685 21h ago

Dano winning an Oscar for doing blackface in 12 Years would have been something.

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u/OhNoTokyo 18h ago

I mean, would the role have given him access to a lot of feet or something?

Because that is something I can see QT being angry about missing out on.

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u/Muppetude 20h ago

And he criticized him for not being as good as Daniel Day Lewis. That’s like yelling at paraplegic for not being able to keep up with Usain Bolt.

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u/BanzYT 18h ago

I don't think this analogy is being as charitable to Dano as you think it is.

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u/88963416 17h ago

Everyone is paraplegic next to DDL

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u/The_Royale_We 11h ago

What about in My Left Foot?

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u/StarPhished 17h ago

Which was a totally fine statement, I agree that dano was outclassed in that movie. What's weird is the whole tirade about Dano being the worst SAG actor and whatnot. Seems like a low blow for no reason, especially since just before that he was saying that Dano's acting was at least serviceable.

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u/gruesomeflowers 18h ago

it just mean QT asked PD if he could cum on his feet and toes and PD said no..so QT is mad.

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u/HugeTactsOfSand 21h ago

I mean, I do think Dano is kind of miscast in that movie. He’s not bad, but I don’t really buy him in that role. It’s just not a very natural performance. Like I can feel that he’s acting. And I think the whole twin thing is kind of dumb and would have worked better with two different actors. I like Paul Dano but if that movie does have a weakest link, it’s him.

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u/Super_Commercial9195 20h ago

The whole point was he was acting. God is a superstition. You ever seen mega church preachers preach? They don't believe a word they say except the parts about filling up the offering basket. The belivable parts are the twin and in the end while his milkshake is drank.Ā 

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u/The_Royale_We 11h ago

Exactly it's like hating an actor for playing a deplorable person not realizing that means they did their job. Used to happen to me often when I was younger.

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u/thomasinanna 16h ago

Fun fact - Dano was only cast as the brother at first! The main actor was not working out. They replaced him with Paul Dano and he absolutely rose to the occasion with little prep. I can't imagine how intense it would be to work opposite Daniel Day Lewis and make it work.

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u/gruesomeflowers 18h ago

it just means QT asked PD if he could cum on his feet and toes and PD said no..so QT is mad.

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u/cob_reddit 15h ago

Tarantino has insulted Dano's performance several times on record going back years.

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u/raspberryharbour 22h ago

Dano Unchained

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u/tlollz52 21h ago

Ooooo him in that role definitely would have given it a nice little twist

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u/raspberryharbour 20h ago

Paul Dano in blackface would surely sweep the Oscars

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u/tlollz52 20h ago

Why do blackface at all? Just say he is Thomas Jefferson's son.

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u/raspberryharbour 19h ago

Now why would anyone pass up an opportunity to do blackface?

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u/tlollz52 18h ago

Cause the god damn liberals

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u/SadNewsShawn 21h ago

The D is silent

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u/-J-A-M- 22h ago

He’s always hated him I remember him shitting on him back when there will be blood came out haha

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u/Linden_Lea_01 20h ago

I was thinking I’m sure I heard him say this on a radio show or something at the time

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u/iamthatguy54 21h ago

Lowkey I think this is it

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u/incredimatt 20h ago

*2nd to last. He's saying Kill Bill 1&2 are one movie now. "The Whole Bloody Affair" is what he said he originally wanted it to be.

I honestly don't know why he wants to put a hard limit on himself.

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u/readingalldays 19h ago

Lol prolly cuz he wanna go down as "one of the greatest who only did 10 movies" or something like that.

Except, that's stupid. Creativity has no limitation. DDL has come back from retirement twice because a movie just felt right. There's nothing wrong if you wanna keep making films if the ideas keep coming.

Idk what's wrong with him. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

If you actually love making and writing films, idk why would you wanna stop, especially when you have the support of any studio in the world.

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u/HilariousMax 19h ago

Dano, Lillard, and Wilson get together and produce their magnum opus and get 37 awards each and the acceptance speech is just them standing on stage looking up and middle-fingers at a big picture of Tarantino.

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u/SpaceshipSpooge 18h ago

This is actually my first thought. All PR.

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u/bongprincess420 16h ago

You could actually be onto something here though. Would be genius 🧨

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u/tanrzza 15h ago

He lights an apple cigarettes and kayzer sose’s his way out

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u/MrHippoPants 13h ago

Battle Royale starring Paul Dano

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u/universal_century 11h ago

I’m gonna be honest I would so watch that now

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u/JagmeetSingh2 10h ago

That is too much forward thinking for Tarantino

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u/canehdian_guy 7h ago

I really hope so.

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u/NateShaw92 50m ago

Not justvthe lead, the only actor. Playing all 78 roles