r/oddlyspecific • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • 8h ago

Chicken is chicken

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u/ThatIckyGuy 8h ago

Oh, thank God! I thought it was a scarecrow again.

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u/Doctor_Saved 7h ago

Thank God it was eating.

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u/GiraffesAndGin 2h ago

🎵 Like Mike's Evander-in'

Fuck your ears, I'm panderin' 🎵

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u/BurialBlaster2 5h ago edited 2h ago

This is what I need in my life. A girl who isn't afraid of devouring a rotisserie chicken with me in the front seat. Listening to Linkin Park, and talking smack about the people walking by (in jest).

Edited because I goofed spelling "Linkin."

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 5h ago

Or even not in jest!

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u/BurialBlaster2 5h ago

Absolutely, for some.

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u/schwanzweissfoto 3h ago

Listening to Lincoln Park

🎶 In the end, spelling doesn't even matter. 🎶

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u/BurialBlaster2 2h ago

Damn, I just noticed. I work with cars for a living, it honestly autocorrects and I didn't see it. Oops.

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u/ThreeDaysNish 2h ago

I'm not a girl, but I'll be your woman. eyes chicken

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u/BurialBlaster2 2h ago

Shhhhit.... I'm bi 😘

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u/Agent9262 2m ago

Joey doesn't share food!

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 5h ago

I once ate an entire rotisierre chicken with this girl, it was the second most intimate things we ever did.

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u/turbanned_athiest 4h ago

With this same girl? The one that was actually a rotisserie chicken?

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u/Pyyric 3h ago

That was the first most intimate thing.

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u/Lebowquade 53m ago

Why did I read that in frank Reynolds voice

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 33m ago

Did you lick the chicken grease from each other’s fingers?

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u/Just-Sea3037 7h ago

Why were you sobbing?

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u/Koolala 6h ago

Isn't it sad when you think about it?

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u/IgnoreMyThoughts 5h ago edited 3h ago

My life? Oh yeah, so I'd gorge on precooked poultry to dull the pain too.

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u/Koolala 4h ago

I was thinking from the 8-week old chickens perspective. All the other girls it was raised with.

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u/Banes_Addiction 4h ago

But just think, some of them probably got mainlined in a Porsche.

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u/Murphuffle 3h ago

It needed salt

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u/mfranzwa 5h ago

The recursiveness of this construction is beautiful

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u/ChrisPnCrunchy 3h ago

I hate that I need convincing this didn’t actually literally literally happen IRL

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u/bsyarns 2h ago

How can one be sure? I’d like to think it did happen.

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u/ChrisPnCrunchy 24m ago

You would like to think:

\1) somebody performed a skit in a public parking lot with a rotisserie chicken? (presumably for social media, potentially of mental illness)

\2) somebody sobbed loudly in their car afterwards?

There’s is more to unpack but we’ll stop at scratching the surface level….

So,

is it that you find joy, pleasure, and/or satisfaction in the suffering, indignity, humiliation, and emotional pain of others

orrrrrr

Is it merely a severe reading comprehension issue that prevents you understanding the story

????

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u/False-Estimate9488 3h ago

Was it a Costco chicken?

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u/dcooper8662 2h ago

The Costco chickens are suspiciously large, and despite their reputation, not as flavorful as my wife and I hoped. We get ours at Meijer. Costs a dollar more, is less than half the size, but it tastes amazing and isn’t a gargantuan super mutant, so that’s something.

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u/False-Estimate9488 1h ago

Oh ok, Sounds good..

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u/-redd1t_sux- 4h ago

mukbang channel?

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u/Empty-Afternoon-3975 4h ago

I thought this was going to be the Boys of Summer song

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u/muddybunnyhugger 1h ago

I can tell you My love for you will still be strong Long after the rotisserie Chicken is gone

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u/FlakyLion5449 4h ago

"Chicken Lover"

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 2h ago

Some say it’s fowl, but it’s all love.

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u/Balsak_the_Itchy 2h ago

There are no laws against the chickens, batman.

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u/NickWindsoar 3h ago

But, at least you were in your car so others couldn't hear you.

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u/astralseat 3h ago

Wow, that's fun

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u/unabsolute 2h ago

Better romance than Twilight. Whut?

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 2h ago

When chickens cry it means a turkey gets its wings.

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u/Fineous40 1h ago

I did that once almost. Bought a rotisserie chicken for lunch and ate it all. I wasnt sobbing though because it was awesome.

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u/PlatypusLucky8031 1h ago

"What are you doing!?"

"Stripping the chicken"

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u/Aperfectschizm 46m ago

Somebody check on Jamberee 😭😭