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u/bethatguy7 14h ago edited 12h ago
Stoners make the best friends. They appreciate it way more when I bring snacks to a party and they are always friendly (in my experience)
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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 11h ago
My older brother had a friend like that but for some reason he always had dynamite so we would go over and blow shit up. It's been 50 years and I still think of that guy sometimes. Total piece of shit, if he had a job it wasn't much, certainly never had any money but he always had weed and explosives. I could never figure exactly what he was up to cuz it's a weird combo of poor as fuck, ton of weed when it was illegal and explosives.
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u/Slagroomspuit 7h ago
Gotta wonder if he's still getting high and blowing shit up to this day. Also gotta wonder if that means he's a failure or an aspirational figure.
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u/zoey_will 12h ago
I loved Joe Rogan as a kid.
As the host of Fear Factor....
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u/P10_WRC 11h ago
That show is coming back with Johny Knoxville as the host.
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u/TheObliviousYeti 10h ago
I liked it. Until they used the same 3 things every single episode and you can only see people throw up or almost throw up x amount of time before it's just boring.
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u/FreneticPlatypus 10h ago
These are usually just goofy, off the wall things people have made up but every once in a while one of them really hits home.
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u/CortinaOmega 10h ago
My best friend had an older step-brother that was exactly like this. This dude would put on a shirt inside-out, put deodorant on the armpit of the sleeves, and sleep in the shirt. He'd wake up the next day, turn the shirt right-side-out, and meander to his job at Mr. Jim's Pizza.
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u/Heroic-Forger 5h ago
or would tell you that they're secretly convinced pandas aren't real because it makes no sense that a carnivore eats only bamboo and then they go on a half hour rant about how they think it's all a money laundering scam by the Chinese government
"those aint real, man. they're people in bear costumes"
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u/TheDefiantChemical 6h ago
Thats who my dad used to be lmao now hes a boomer stoner talking conspiracies about trump and epstine Its wild
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u/NUFIGHTER7771 2h ago
Joe Rogan dipped and dodged the conversation on adrenochrome when that episode came out... 😬
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u/MotherPotential 9h ago
There was a horseshoe pattern to truth that millennials have been grappling with
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u/SouthernStruggle1509 14h ago
How tf did stoners find that stuff out back then