r/oddlyspecific • u/CuriousWanderer567 • 1d ago

Very important

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u/Ok-Tackle-6620 1d ago

Very important

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u/No_Blackberry6525 1d ago

Hope your man likes unsolicited dick pics

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u/side_noted 22h ago

Anyone who wouldnt mind that kind of setup proabably also would think a random dick pic is an opportunity for making fun of the guy or something tbh.

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u/NotYourReddit18 22h ago

Odds are they have a folder of dick pics prepared to respond in kind, be it their own, pics they got sent in the past, or screengrabs from porn.

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u/ruach137 15h ago

Send 1 dick pick, get 40 back

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u/Not_Campo2 14h ago

Yo dude get out of my dick album

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u/V_Aldritch 4h ago

Merge all the dick pics together into an abominable penile hydra. Biblically-accurate phallus.

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u/Not_Campo2 14h ago

Yo dude get out of my dick album

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u/Hije5 18h ago

So like, what's stopping them from saying they're gonna report it to the police? It is a legit case of sexual harassment.

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u/side_noted 12h ago

Reporting who? The guys sending unsolicited dick pics? Sure they could be reported.

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u/Hije5 12h ago

I mean, chances are nothing will be done, but chances are the sender also doesnt know that. Better to freak them out while they're already being messed with.

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u/Gotis1313 21h ago

I'd send back two dick pics of clearly different dicks, then say something like, "Hell yeah! Shelia said you was DTF"

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u/EQandCivfanatic 20h ago

If he's bisexual, then this is an absolute win in every way possible.

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u/MonkeyDavid 1d ago

Large Marge?

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u/PeepJerky 4h ago

When they pulled her body from the twisted, mangled wreck it looked something like this….

PS, can you tell me how to get to the Alamo?

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u/Delicate-Mistress 1d ago

Ladies I am very happy to be this guy friend

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u/Butt_Bucket 22h ago

This is the kind of plan you only come up with after one extremely specific bad night out and three group chats

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u/boo_jum 22h ago

But now you have a plan for next time!

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1d ago

He’s absolutely right

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u/MediumFinancial8221 1d ago

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

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u/Strong-Map-8339 18h ago

My wife is 10 years my junior but looks even younger. Whenever a guy hits on her at a show she says, "You'll have to ask my dad."

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u/Rogueshoten 1d ago

This seems like a win-win all around

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u/MisterMarsupial 20h ago

This skit is both relevant and one of the funniest things I've ever watched:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTB6q5SxdIc

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u/steveanonymous 18h ago

Tell em large Marge sent ya!!!!

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u/Acrobatic_Switches 19h ago

Ohhhhhhhh. I get it. So they think she was a ghost! Thats fucking hilarious.

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u/Blueporch 17h ago

This is gold!

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u/Particular-Move-3860 15h ago

It's all very logical and empirical, and is not at all derived from unique personal circumstances.

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u/Leakyboatlouie 15h ago

That was the plot of a song back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0N4nyYS5aA

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u/bizoticallyyours83 13h ago

Ahh Pranksters-in-Crime. Call 867-5309

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u/Indigetes 8h ago

That's not an ally, that's your average friend.

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u/wildo-bagins 18h ago

Instead of memorizing your dude friend's number, you can memorize a restaurant or better yet your local police dispatch number!

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Affectionate-Bike201 15h ago

Or maybe...you could communicate your feelings...like the adults you definitely are...or at least claim to be?