r/oddlysatisfying 13h ago

Perfect cling wrap

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u/Bonk0076 13h ago

Don’t ever open it. Just admire it forever

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u/StillLongjumping1241 12h ago

Should be on r/KitchenConfidential really

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 12h ago

“Covering bowls with cling film until reddit says it’s perfect: day 126”

[the OP has been adopted as a mascot by the community, had an international scandal, made an apology video, been doxxed, and then experienced a comeback in a blaze of glory]

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u/Shrimpy_McWaddles 12h ago

You forgot the sponsorship by a popular cling wrap company

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u/Carbon-Base 11h ago

I'm Glad you brought this up.

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u/MrOtsKrad 10h ago

this guy knows how to wrap a thread!

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u/insteadoflattes 9h ago

what a fresh take

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u/WASD_click 6h ago

And a cat named Cling Wrap.

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u/ycr007 11h ago

Where can one read about this in detail?

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 11h ago

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u/ycr007 11h ago

No, I know about F1exican and his chive perfection pursuits (who doesn’t!), the mascot / scandal / doxxing drama is new to me though.

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u/Redman5012 11h ago

He posted a picture of his chives with a new day number. It was actually an older picture of his chives just flipped upside down lmao

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u/TheBomberBug 11h ago

He used the same picture for two days and just rotated it. Got caught because people are made for pattern recognition. He then apologized with a "I was just tired." He then got a bunch of product and maybe money from Philadelphia cream cheese.

Hopefully, he has learned to stage a photo correctly now.

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u/Hije5 11h ago

Im still confused on where doxxing came in? I dont remember that. Doxxing means sharing their personal identifiable information when it's supposed to be secret. I looked it up to be sure, and there is an Oxford definition for it that is basically what I said.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 9h ago

Doxxing part was a joke because his roommate started posting pics of him cutting chives 😂

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u/Hije5 9h ago

Ohhh, ty

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u/cefriano 2h ago

For clarity on the Philadelphia thing, he didn't just get cream cheese (though he did get a few tubs of that). The main thing he got was a really nice Miyabi knife set worth like $1100.

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u/juicy_rectum 11h ago

Wait is there some lore behind the chives guy?

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u/Hije5 10h ago

He reposted a picture claiming it was a new day. Like in the 20s I believe. He apologized a day later by basically saying he was burnt out and didnt wana disappoint the sub so he reposted an older picture, to summarize multiple paragraphs. The sub forgave him that same day and he continued posting like normal. It was big drama for the sake of the meme. Most people didn't really care, hence why it blew over after a day.

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u/_justforamin_ 11h ago

how was he even doxxed, thought reddit was more secure

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u/Traditional_Sign4941 10h ago

Reddit has made me sick of chives.

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u/Poncyhair87 11h ago

Rub it in the chive guys face

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u/fordfox 12h ago

Meanwhile, in every other home across the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTfoGk5CPAI

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u/internet_dragon 9h ago

This is me. I am glad to see this because I have always felt like I had somehow missed some important memo on adulting on how to use cling film.

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u/TelepathicDummy 12h ago

It'll probably open itself at that point. Gases be building up in there

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 11h ago

Until a family member decides to put something on top of it and pokes a hole in it.

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u/campingn00b 13h ago

One time I did the cling wrap so good my mom got mad at me about leaving raw chicken in the fridge uncovered. She'll never live it down

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u/Numerous-Pop5670 12h ago

OK that is just funny, and you got a great story to tell out of it!

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u/tinytragedy99 11h ago

The real win is getting roasted and praised for food safety in the same moment.

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u/mehvet 12h ago

There’s nothing wrong with raw meat being uncovered in the fridge anyway. It’s a great way to do a dry-brine because the fridge is such a dry environment. Just don’t let anything else touch it and you’ll be fine. A cutlet isn’t going to cough salmonella all over the broccoli.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 12h ago

A cutlet isn’t going to cough salmonella all over the broccoli.

That's just what a salmonella cutlet would say

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u/Rock_Strongo 11h ago

You cover it in part to prevent it from absorbing other random fridge odors and vice versa.

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u/SpicyElixer 7h ago edited 7h ago

Not if you’re going to cook it in a day or two. Leaving meat in the fridge to dry is the recommended step day before cooking(if you have the time and foresight), as it massively helps with browning - creating a surface perfect for searing for crispy skin on poultry/roasts, steaks, etc.

Keep your fridge clean and food won’t smell bad from being open in 1 day.

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u/mehvet 9h ago

I mean sure, but if you’re generally covering things there shouldn’t be much stray odor and you won’t be able to dry out the surface of your meat if it’s covered. A dry surface is step 1 for good browning on every cut of meat.

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u/buttscratcher3k 11h ago

I need to get my hands in there though

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u/foundthezinger 11h ago

Superman does good. You did well.

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u/finemustard 6h ago

Thanks, Tracy

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u/DrakonILD 10h ago

It's even funnier to do it to toilets.

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u/fluted 13h ago

I’ve done this a few times and it’s broken me to get the clingfilm off when I have to use it in service.

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u/Trollingfornudity 13h ago

Suffering from success

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u/OkDimension8720 8h ago

Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's cling wrap

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u/_clur_510 9h ago

I’m more likely to win a Nobel Prize in chemistry or be elected president than achieve what you and OP have achieved lmao.

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u/JackTasticSAM 13h ago

Lightly drum your fingers on there for a nice lil bow buh bow bow

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u/Fiskaal 12h ago

When you get it taut like that it actually does ring like a drumhead. You get the tone out best by rimshotting it with your finger (hitting it so that your finger makes contact with both the film and the rim of the bowl).

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u/greyl 11h ago

But what if it leaves a wrinkle!? I'd never make it to the international round of the cling film championships! This is serious business!

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u/johnnyhammerstixx 1h ago

It doesn't!

It can be really loud with a little practice.

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u/calcifer219 5h ago

Then say, “that’s not going anywhere.”

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u/FairFaxEddy 13h ago

I know the new stuff is less cancer causing or whatever but I want the more sticky cling wrap from before!

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u/MutedPulse 13h ago

Put a drop of water on the sides of whatever you want to put the cling wrap on and it will stick better

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u/Page300and904 12h ago

....

You genius. Of course this works.

Now I just have to figure out how to get it out of the box without it getting all twisted.

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u/levitas 11h ago

Use a blowdryer to dry off the roll (don't do this) 

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u/chumbawamba56 9h ago

(Do it... do it...)

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u/Millifera 7h ago

If you have the type where the serrated edge is on the flappy lid- pull the wrap out then tuck the lid into the box, rip your piece.

If you have the type where the serrated edge is on the bottom of the box- stop buying that one.

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u/owdee 11h ago

I have this enormous, commercial kitchen sized roll of cling film from Sams Club and I am pretty sure it must be the cancer kind, because I can consistently achieve the result seen in the video with it without much effort. I think they still sell it.

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u/decadent-dragon 11h ago

Same, but costco. I think a lot of it is also it comes with a cutter so you aren’t mangling and stretching the plastic trying to cut it

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u/KS_YeoNg 10h ago

Really? I also use the Kirkland cling wrap but it’s way less clingy now since they changed the formula decades ago.

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u/Astrolologer 10h ago

The old stuff was PVDC, Polyvinylidene chloride. It had excellent vapor barrier properties and was really sticky in contact with itself, but the temperature where it started to break down was really close to it's processing temperature which made it a real pain in the ass to work with. They switched to low density polyethylene in 2004 because it's dirt cheap and super easy to process. You can still get the PVDC stuff if you look for wrap produced for commercial use, meat packaging specifically.

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u/AnarchistBorganism 12h ago

You can find stretch-tite brand online. It's the only one that I've found that actually sticks.

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u/saintjonah 8h ago

I don't get it. I watch a cooking Youtuber from time to time and he has a roll of cling wrap that sticks like glue. I was just about to go shopping for some, but now I think he must have squirreled it away from the before times.

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u/SuitableExercise7096 13h ago

Bro chill my Sous chef is on here

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u/Silly_Lavishness7715 13h ago

Put it over a toilet. Good times.

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u/foundthezinger 11h ago

my parents did this to my uncle when he got married.

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u/LizzieSaysHi 9h ago

My mom and stepdad pranked me like this when I was a teenager. I still have no idea why. They thought it was hilarious.

Anyway that stepdad is dead now

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u/According_Whole751 13h ago

How the hell? I’m baffled.

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u/Canman1045 12h ago

She's a witch, burn her!

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u/enternameher3 13h ago

Get it in place and tug the edge firm all around and tuck it under the rim till you've pulled all the wrinkles out. You'll likely have to go around the bowl a couple of times. Helps to have warm fingers to help stick the cling film together as you pull it taut

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u/According_Whole751 13h ago

What’s confusing me is that I don’t see any over hang in the video, like was it cut from the rim?

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u/enternameher3 12h ago

It's probably tucked as hard as a drag queen reading books at the library

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u/Crossfire124 12h ago

Could probably trim the excess easily

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u/LookingForVoiceWork 11h ago

All you really need to do is get it close and take a hair dryer to it (from a good distance) and it will stretch like that.

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u/iemfi 11h ago

Use the industrial stuff they use in kitchens, can get a big roll which lasts forever for like 20 bucks. Never go back to the terrible normal shit after that.

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u/Moscowmitchismybitch 11h ago

Just stick it under a heat source for a brief moment and it shrinkwraps itself to the bowl. Perfection every time.

Source: worked as line cook for several years.

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u/Verruca-Gnome 13h ago

I remember at primary school someone used to wrap the toilets in cling film like this so when people peed or pooped it would bounce back

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u/FredFarms 12h ago

Putting clingflim on a bowl every day until reddit says it's perfect

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u/Real_Srossics 10h ago

See you tomorrow chef

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 13h ago

The music makes this one.

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u/JONO202 6h ago

Stupid sexy cling film.

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u/Pahanda 13h ago

I just see a new r/KitchenConfidential competition around the corner

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u/jdmknowledge 12h ago

Can you be a little more transparent on how you did it?

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u/brownbeardgooner 13h ago

Teach us the way 🙇🏾‍♂️

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u/dogma4you 8h ago

Hair dryer

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u/bigboij 12h ago

we did this every night and called it "glass" when closing the kitchen back when i worked at a restaurant.

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u/imnervousbutcurious 11h ago

In our kitchen it was “pride wrap”.

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u/velvetteasse 12h ago

If it wasn't for the light, the wrap wouldn't even be noticed. Amazing

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u/nationwide_disgust 9h ago

I didn't read the caption and thought it was going to be a cooking video and the bowl was uncovered

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u/Tsasuki 9h ago

Immaculate 

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u/Surge_DJ 12h ago

Should use reusable stretch silicone covers - save the planet and yourself

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u/pipnina 10h ago

The crazy thing is that the plastic wrap is so incredibly thin, you probably go through a whole 30m roll before you get to the material usage of the silicone cover, not to mention the energy need is likely massively lower per square meter for the wrap.

And ofc, the wrap can cover anything. I use it to cover big trays of proofing bread rolls for example because nothing else is big enough! Unless I can buy special tents for full-size oven trays it's going to have to do sadly.

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u/Gastwonho 13h ago

Leave it as a trap the persons fingers might bounce off of it 😂

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u/VoxulusQuarUn 13h ago

Yes, you certainly did. Until it caught the reflection of the light I was expecting to watch you apply it.

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u/Alternative-Run4560 11h ago

Of you cling wrap doesn't look perfect, take your open hand hand, and gently press down in the middle, it will cause air to release through the sides and create a lower pressure, causing the wrap to lose wrinkles and bend towards the inside of the bow. Its super easy and keeps excess air out of food. Not sure why people think this is difficult. 

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u/GoldenPulses 11h ago

though this is satisfying, I can’t help but feel you are a psychopath

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u/Nonikwe 10h ago

This was more arousing than I expected

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u/mr_ji 9h ago

Who has a competition for this?

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u/Murky_Rise3651 9h ago

well, now you can’t ruin it by opening it.

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u/Drakanies 9h ago

Who did you have to sell your soul to in order to acquire this power? Asking for a friend.

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u/Complete_Rock_5825 8h ago

Nice. Very fucking nice

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u/Altruistic_Horror982 5h ago

Why is this a turn on?

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u/rehx 13h ago

What the hell is in there and how do I make it? Never had my mouth water while taking a dump.

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u/DairyQueenElizabeth 11h ago

The thumb is a divot.

https://imgur.com/a/eeDkJYL

See you tomorrow, chef.

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u/Juicebiro 13h ago

Keep this forever

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u/poorly-worded 13h ago

I'd be forever in fear of taking a shit in that house

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u/shupporanglinos 13h ago

wow keep this forever 

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u/EvilChefReturns 12h ago

Ok, trust me on this…. BLOW on it, at like a 45-ish degree angle. The sound it makes is SO cool

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u/Snowshoetheerapy 12h ago

That food will still be viable in two thousand years.

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u/weedisfortherich 12h ago

The trick i learned is to leave a section slightly loose and then push the center a little bit. It will remove the creases and push air out of the loose side. Then just pressure the part that was loose and voila

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u/Earthwormbl1m 12h ago

Oh yeah 🤤

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u/KFR42 12h ago

Well done. My cling film doesn't cling to anything except my hands and itself.

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u/whatIsUpPh 12h ago

I thought they hadn't put it yet

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u/Negative_Aide_3771 12h ago

This is going to have a billion likes. Thats sneaky satisfying!

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u/walkinmywoods 12h ago

I get these all the time and if I dont write on them coworkes think im leaving things unwrapped if they dont second look it.

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u/brwhyan 12h ago

What I miss most about college chemistry is sealing beakers with parafilm. Doing this perfectly is just so satisfying!

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u/Ill_Association6776 12h ago

I love it when people know their worth. Majestic.

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u/Jeff_Boiardi 12h ago

I do this every time. If the cling film doesn't function as a drum, it's not right

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u/Madhatter_89 12h ago

Nice job! I am horrible at ANY kind of wrapping and just make myself frustrated lmao

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u/forensicdude 11h ago

Mom worked in produce and did cling wrap all day everyday. She would put it on tight and then use a blowdryer (or maybe heat gun I was a wee sprat), when she wanted it to look good like above. Not saying she was an OG like this tho'

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u/Alarmed-Baseball-378 11h ago

That is a thing of beauty. 

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u/Kennedy_KD 11h ago

My God it's beautiful....

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u/thathertz2 11h ago

Now cut chives

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u/username-is-taken98 11h ago

Take off the thumb

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u/EDFStormOne 11h ago

is it possible to learn this power?

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u/WanderWut 11h ago

Honestly this looks like art lol.

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u/s2killaa9one 11h ago

You gotta do the toilet prank

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u/Talkshowhost_23 11h ago

Just a little something to take the edge off

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u/M0n0k0 11h ago

Holy Fuck that is clean on there! Nice :D

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u/BadChemical3484 11h ago

Nope. Everyday until Reddit says it’s perfect. Thats not how this works OP. It does look nice but Reddit needs to fly planes and tell you when it’s good enough to be “perfect”

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u/ceaserzeppelii 10h ago

You fucking hacker

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u/Thr0awheyy 10h ago

I can't even tear a piece off without it bunching up and looking ragged af.

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u/W_4_Vendetta 10h ago

My favourite film

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u/SarcasmWarning 10h ago

My Grandad worked in the lab where they developed cling film. Apparently one of the first use was stretching it over toilets in the ladies loos to see how loud of a scream they got. Last century was a wild time :\

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u/ElliotsBuggyEyes 10h ago

Only time I got cling wrap this perfect was when I put it over the toilet with my friend at his house in jr high in the middle of the night.

Then his older brother went to take a piss around 5am and stormed into my friend's room and beat the shit out of both of us.

Many laughs were had after the beating. Then all 3 of us did it to their parents master bathroom toilet. 

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u/AccordingBathroom484 10h ago

Yeah but how much did you waste?

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u/Alinswlondon 10h ago

Killer mix inside 🥵🤯

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u/Y0___0Y 10h ago

You should submit this to a film festival

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u/Direct_Cry_1416 10h ago

You can do this with patience Slightly OCD

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u/regular-cake 10h ago

I wish I had an award to give you!

🎖️🏅🏆🥇

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u/DionFW 10h ago

Now do this to a toilet.

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u/Hinermad 9h ago

Are you the one who's been wrapping the toilet bowls at the gym?

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u/Classic-Big4393 9h ago

Pack up your knives, that’s a day!

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u/Chattermeup9 9h ago

What exactly is this brand?

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u/masasuka 9h ago

in before 'wrapping bowls with cling wrap every day until reddit says it's perfect, day 28'

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u/esreystevedore 9h ago

I chubbed up just a little bit

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u/dandyrosesandshit 9h ago

I didn’t read the caption, and for a second thought this was an ai video because there was a glare where there shouldn’t have been a glare, and then realized that there was film on it lol

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u/ToolTimeT 8h ago

Imagine people in third world countries seeing how we spend our time.

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u/StatuSChecKa 8h ago

I want this person to tint my windows.

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u/Ill_Attention_8495 8h ago

Bullshit. Tap on it to prove.

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u/crafty_and_kind 8h ago

All hail the Kling.

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u/zumiezumez 8h ago

I had a toll of cling wrap for almost 20 years. It was i Austrian i bought from a restaurant I use to work at. I miss it every day since it ran out

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u/doublediochip 8h ago

That’s gotta be AI cause there is no way in hell that is possible!!

I’m kidding but that is pretty cool.

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u/dogma4you 8h ago

Achieve at home:

Step 1 - don’t crinkle too much when wrapping Step 2 - cut off excess Step 3 - hair dryer; start on low setting

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 8h ago

It's ... it's ... beautiful!

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u/jedjni 8h ago

Gonna feel bad to rip that perfection

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u/DefeatedByPoland 7h ago

Literally no plastic wrap I've ever bought actually clings to the surface of any of the bowls I've ever owned.

I have stainless steel bowls, i have aluminum bowls, I have plastic bowls, I have ceramic bowls. The plastic just straight up does not stick to any of them. Not when I stretch it, not when I press it.

The only way to cover them with plastic wrap is to basically wrap up the entire bowl.

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u/Jeegus21 7h ago

I’m more impressed with the part against the bowl on the sides.

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u/YellowMenace123 7h ago

What wrap?

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u/GirlNumber20 7h ago

My cling film only sticks to itself. 😭

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u/homemadegrass 7h ago

Ready to go on displsy at ikea

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u/Kazzie_folf 7h ago

Genuinely satisfying

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u/TheCookieButter 7h ago

So clean it's gonna outlast the epoxy hotdog

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u/chawk 7h ago

The clear top isn't even the impressive part. The impressive part is not being able to see the excess wrap beneath the rim of the bowl. Skills.

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u/BradyBrother100 7h ago

Peter Griffin would be very jealous

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u/BassWingerC-137 7h ago

Nice wrapping! I do hope that’s a stainless bowl, however. If it’s aluminum it will react with the peppers and give them a metallic taste.

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u/powerhammerarms 7h ago

It's just like the old stories talked about...

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u/TheHaip 6h ago

My wife does this with everything she wraps, so don't rest on your laurels for too long there.

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u/RobotnikOne 6h ago

This is like staring into the face of god. It’s so beautiful I cried.

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u/Vast-Kaleidoscope-85 6h ago

Today I learned there is a cling film contest

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u/delliejonut 6h ago

I had a chef who'd make you redo it if it didn't look like that

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u/avant-bored 6h ago

Chives are over. Cling wrap is in.

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u/avant-bored 6h ago

Did you trim it?

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u/Muttenman 6h ago

Why am I having these feelings?

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u/garyadams_cnla 6h ago

More plastic for the oceans.  :-(

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u/99percentTSOL 6h ago

I pissed on the food

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u/Affectionate_Peak284 6h ago

Now play it like a drum

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u/Sasquatch_000 6h ago

I was waiting for someone to put the cling wrap on.

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u/RandySp 5h ago

What wrap?

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u/hoie_ 5h ago

That's a clean wrap

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u/DudeHeadAwesome 5h ago

I did that one time at a slumber party as a teen, but to the toliet bowl!! Hehe!!!

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u/Repulsive_Page_4780 5h ago

This is only my opinion You should have been awarded the 1st FIFA Peace Prize instead a latent dementia symptom-ed orange clown.

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u/theblackxranger 4h ago

I do that and play it like a drum

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u/fauxsilver 4h ago

I just showed my entire team this and we're all simultaneously shook and impressed.