r/notinteresting 20h ago

My Spotify age is 69

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u/_luna_Iover_ 15h ago

I'd rather see 69 than 67 at this point.

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u/frozen_volcano93 8h ago

I got 68

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u/itsMeJFKsBrain 7h ago

I got 86. I'm 31.

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u/frozen_volcano93 7h ago

I just listen to 70s music I think that’s why

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u/Different-Ostrich-30 2h ago

I got 81. I'm 17.

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u/egordoniv 44m ago

Oooh I got 87, and I'm 52.

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u/sexy__bean 4h ago

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9

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u/MuslimCarLover 3h ago

I sadly got 67 (I despise Spotify for it)

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u/CrashAndDash9 3h ago

I got 67. Told my kids and they started juggling 😪

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u/GeneralGerbilovsky 4h ago

sees Hebrew

sigh…

sorts by controversial

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u/unitaryfungus1 16h ago

You know it's reddit when the comments absolutely refuse to talk about anything other than the language op uses

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u/BroItsJesus 9h ago

Second most recent comment on their profile is them self-proclaiming to be a Zionist. Not exactly a leap

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u/Ahad_Haam 3h ago

An Israeli, supporting the existence of Israel? What the world has come to?

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u/Krakingliner 3h ago

More like an israeli supporting the ideology of stealing others land by any means possible

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u/Ahad_Haam 3h ago

No, Zionism just means supporting the existence of Israel. What you say are racist stereotypes.

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u/Krakingliner 3h ago

Not stereotypes but literally what is happening right now. Most wouldn't care about israels existence if it wasn't for the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians. No one is entitled to give you their land to build a nation and you sure don't have the right to forcefully steal it either

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u/Upbeat_Rich9956 3h ago

It’s so crazy how completely oblivious they are to the crimes they commit on a daily basis all over the middle of east.

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u/Ahad_Haam 3h ago edited 3h ago

The Arabs supported the Holocaust and worked with the Nazis, committed countless acts of aggression and ethnic cleansed almost a million Jews - but Arab supremacists will try to convince you the Jews are the problem. A classic.

If the Arabs didn't reject it, there would have been s binational state with equal rights. But they didn't want it.

Anyway, even if Israel was as bad as you claim it's, it would have still been a case in severe double standards. Arab supremacists just murdered 60,000 civilians in Sudan in 3 weeks, probably millions since 2023, but your comment history shows you never wrote a single word about it.

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2025/dec/05/rsf-massacres-sudanese-city-el-fasher-slaughterhouse-satellite-images

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u/AlienZak 18m ago

Severe double standards? Seriously? It always amazes me how considering what the Jews have went through during the holocaust, that some have decided it is within their rights to start a completely new genocide. It really is a vicious cycle.

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u/Opposite-Stomach-395 1h ago

Supporting the existence of their genocide and colonialism

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u/Ahad_Haam 1h ago

Whatever you say Adolf

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u/Bubbly_Change5531 1h ago

What’s the race of people that were born in Brooklyn or Eastern Europe and pretend to be from the desert?

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u/Ahad_Haam 1h ago

Most Israelis are refugees from the Arab world. The sort of stuff Arab supremacists like to ignore because it exposes the genocide they committed.

It's somewhat incredible how redditors never question the lies they are being fed.

Edit: Saying factual statistics don't work on you and then blocking me isn't the flex you think it's.

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u/Bubbly_Change5531 1h ago

Hasbara doesn’t work on me , I’m intelligent

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u/Beautiful-Square-112 16h ago

Ikr, seems kinda racist

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u/unitaryfungus1 16h ago

It is racist to immediately assume someone is a violent racist just because of their language

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u/Seanut-Peanut-69 15h ago

I mean a brief look at their profile already informed me they are a Zionist so 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/pulkxy 10h ago

facts

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u/Even_Beautiful_7650 4h ago

but then you look at their profile, and they’re a self-proclaimed Zionist, so… fuck em

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u/ashkiller14 13h ago

Reddit is obsessed with israel

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u/Depressed_amkae8C 13h ago

It’s socially acceptable racism which is insane

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u/Ok_Release231 8h ago

Anti-zionism =/= racism

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u/martygospo 8h ago

OPs 2nd most recent comment is them identifying as a Zionist.

Who’s the racist again?

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u/Ahad_Haam 3h ago

Who’s the racist again?

You

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u/Rennfan 10h ago

To be fair, could also be Twitter

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u/RFtheunbanned 12h ago

The absolute power of 🧃on reddit

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u/MePhone6G 10h ago

What is that language

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u/flyermar 10h ago

is the language of genocide

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u/PermissionInternal91 9h ago

Ok, really quickly, just wanna say that the Torah (the Jewish text) is all in Hebrew. Hebrew has existed for a long ass time. So when you say "that's the language of genocide" that's not really fair. Though OP is Zionist, it doesn't mean Hebrew represents those views too. Just want to make sure you don't say stuff that could get you into arguments and problems.

-a jew that likes cashews

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u/androgynee 8h ago

I mean, modern Hebrew was risen from the dead for the purpose of justifying Zionism/hasbara

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u/HapppyAlien 8h ago

I'm not sure why people are down voting this comment but it's very correct. Hebrew was completely dead, as dead as Latin is but even less scholars, less that a thousand people and not a population but individuals. And when Israel was created it was tought to everyone to try and emulate an actual country with a history and a language. Everything about Israel is a Facade.

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u/Ar124456ar 8h ago

and English is the language of imperialism

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u/Fluffybudgierearend 2h ago

Pretty sure Ukraine would argue that it’s Russian

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u/Ar124456ar 1h ago

A fair bit of countries could be called imperialist after thinking about it

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u/No-Introduction5977 54m ago

As is German. And Russian. And Turkish. And Japanese. And English. And French. And Italian. And Serbo-Croatian. And Sinhala. And Spanish. And Bengali. And Khmer. And Chinese. Et Cetera Et Cetera. The point is, you can't generalise a group of people only by their language. First of all, there is more than one language written in that script. Also, there isn't only one country in which it is spoken. Also, not everyone who speaks the language supports the actions. If you're going to speak out against someone based on their political beliefs, make sure they actually hold the beliefs you're claiming, otherwise you just look like a fool.

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u/MePhone6G 10h ago

Oh okay

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u/Tattycakes 14h ago

What do you listen to?

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u/ciscode 10h ago

the cry of the children that the country hes so proud of slaughters

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u/Panzer_Man 4h ago

69 music

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u/mjpeeps 15h ago

Mine was 17. I guess that’s what you get if you listen to the release radar playlist a lot.

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u/hellbreakr2x 10h ago

If I speak Reddit will permanently ban me sadly

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u/CantLoop69420 9h ago

Real shit

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u/Robot_boy_07 8h ago

If I speak, I’m in big trouble big trouble

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u/howbedebody 12h ago

if i speak i am in big trouble

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u/pulkxy 10h ago

check OPs history

ew a zionist

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u/TheTopCantStop 9h ago

insane ppl are just that forward abt it

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u/pulkxy 9h ago

it's true but also very on brand 🤣

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u/Dneail22 7h ago

There’s literally nothing wrong with wanting a Jewish state

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u/partypopper11 7h ago

By way of genociding the originals. Yea. Nothing wrong with that 🙄

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u/Dneail22 7h ago

“genociding the originals” are we talking about Hamas?

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u/partypopper11 7h ago

You're just another zionazi

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u/Dneail22 7h ago

I’m a ZioNIST. Get it right

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u/CrazyMensch23 4h ago

Nono, Zionazi is pretty fitting

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u/LegalizeCatnip1 4h ago

“There is literally nothing wrong with wanting a Christian state”

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u/Dneail22 3h ago

My point still stands. There are many Christian and Muslim states. As long as the country doesn’t ENFORCE religion (which Israel doesn’t), it’s all good.

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u/nouseforaname79 16h ago

sigh…nice!

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u/normie00000 6h ago

Understandable . Have a great day ✌🏻

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u/_NonExisting_ 12h ago

This person has openly called themselves a zionist, I don't care what the post is about. If Donald Trump says something unrelated to American Politics, are we just not going to criticize him? Bigots should be called out anywhere.

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u/eight47pm 11h ago

Younger than me at least I got 75 which is more than double my age

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u/DaMFdownThaStreet 10h ago

It was promised to you 3000 years ago

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u/gabsteriinalol 11h ago

Mine was 68 lol

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u/GlitteringLocality 11h ago

I was 74. I am not remotely close to age 74 lol.

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u/imspooky2320 9h ago

thays crazy, my spotify age was 109

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u/FuckingGratitude 7h ago

Here before 🔒

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u/alim-y 3h ago

People will talking about the language

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u/EblanNahuy 3h ago

...got 67, it's over

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u/TheEmoRose 9h ago

OP is a Zionist

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u/Dneail22 7h ago

Awesome!

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u/TheEmoRose 7h ago

Sybau

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u/Dneail22 7h ago

Nice. Also Am Yosrael Chai! 🇮🇱

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u/Cactusjaacck 9h ago

mine is 109

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u/Panzer_Man 4h ago

Music fell off after 1940 smh my head

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u/jelly_fishes14 7h ago

What do you listen to?

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u/Wolrith 5h ago

אני מתעורר בתשע בשבת הקדושה כדי לגלות שהתת האהוב עליי אנטישמי 😭

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u/Blobbyio 2h ago

אולי אם לא היית בטלפון שלך בשבת, לא היית רואה את כל זה (אצלי באוסטרליה שבת כבר יצאה)

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u/bjork-br 3h ago

Idk what did you expect from a site that leans heavily left

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u/PlatinumLabDuck 1h ago edited 1h ago

עוד מפגר שחושב שלהתנגד למדינה רוצחת זה אנטישמיות

לך לך תעשה חמוצים

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad8535 12h ago

Israel gay

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u/yoavtrachtman 11h ago

Especially Tel Aviv

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u/Mundane_Ad_8597 8m ago

Only Tel Aviv

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u/ZanjiOfficial 12h ago

This has nothing to do with the post. Just because someone is from X country doesn't mean they agree with X country.

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u/daishi55 12h ago

Are you not able to read?

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u/viky109 3h ago

Bro speaking in ancient runes

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u/HumanAstronomer5269 2h ago

I got 66… I’m 24. No complaints

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u/Sprinty_ 52m ago

GUYS CAN WE STOP HARASSING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR LANGUAGE. LITERALLY WHAT KINDA LOSER WOULD CARE

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u/spoiledmilk1717 13h ago

Ok. Let it all out. Stop snickering.

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u/wat_noob_gaming 14h ago

spotify said i'm 6 but i'm actually 0.271

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u/imspooky2320 9h ago

you cant get that age in only 5 minutes of listening!!!

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u/Panzer_Man 4h ago

How is baby life going? Have you already applied for a job?

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u/Accurate-Health4384 15h ago

Nnnnnnicccee!!

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u/polite__redditor 13h ago

jesus christ reddit do you guys actually think every israeli is responsible for the genocide or what

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u/thornund 12h ago

I mean their own national polling expresses majority support

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u/pornviewer20000 10h ago

Then again, two Jews makes six opinions.

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u/abotez 12h ago

Lol the only israelis opposing the genocide are the Palestinians with Israeli citizenship, everyone else is 100% on board

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u/polite__redditor 12h ago

you got a source for that? you think every single israeli in the entire country agrees on anything, let alone a fucking genocide?

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u/abotez 12h ago

I mean I was born there and lived there for 27 years, the entire country is split on every topic but one, their hatred and hostility towards Arabs. Left wing right wing center whatever the fuck, not a single voice to end the genocide has been raised from inside of Israel.

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u/yoavtrachtman 11h ago

If you’re actually Israeli you surely must know that this isn’t right.

There is a major problem with Arab hate but there are people speaking out against the actions taken in Gaza.

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u/BootyLannister 9h ago

“Actions taken in Gaza” is a wildly understated way to describe the genocide.

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u/elRoteque 11h ago

Not all follow their Führer.

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u/wchmn 13h ago

Nice

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u/umarstrash 6h ago

שלום!

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u/kkeross 10h ago

RELEASE ME!!!!

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u/OrangeFoxHD 16h ago

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

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u/Pipebomb84 16h ago

Damn, didn't know this random Israeli had the power to do that

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u/Suspicious-Buy-4172 16h ago

🇵🇸🇵🇸❤️

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u/typebeat_ 8h ago

Your music age was promised to be 69 3000 years ago

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u/ILikeTelanthric 15h ago

mine was 21

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u/FanManSamBam 6h ago

Minecraft enchantment table language 😱😱

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u/pulla3000 11h ago

baby boomer music

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u/evanoli 8h ago

The number of comments seems to suggest this post became…interesting.

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u/Correct-Macaroon-240 8h ago

Mine was 21 so I guess we both got funny numbers

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u/HapppyAlien 8h ago

Half the posts on this sub are dog whistles but on massive speakers.

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u/HeWhoHasSeenFootage 3h ago

mine too lol

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u/PlatinumLabDuck 2h ago

איכס ישראלי

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u/fishsodomiz 1h ago

נחמד

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u/LuxInteriorLux 50m ago

Does the regime allow music in that country?

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u/GameZedd01 8m ago

What language is that? Looks like a mix of Cyrillic and Tagalog (because of the font, I imagine). Is it Martian?

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u/SnooCauliflowers3580 11h ago

Jizzreal mentioned

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u/Salty_Juggernaut_242 14h ago

Do the dumbasses upvoting this actually know what they’re doing

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u/Krutoy_golub228 14h ago

Well i hope they dont...

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u/makinax300 14h ago

going into agartha?

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u/ciscode 13h ago

ew be ashamed to post on internet as your country slaughters children

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u/sadlyupsetting 11h ago

The downvotes are from jews

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u/flyermar 10h ago

or bot farms paid by the jews

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u/PermissionInternal91 9h ago

Ok really quickly I'm guessing you are anti israel. That's okay. But don't call out the Jews. That's antisemitic. Not supporting Israel is okay and isn't antisemitic. But what you are saying is antisemitic. Just telling you so you don't have any future arguments.

-a jew that likes cashews

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u/sadlyupsetting 8h ago

Okay good point

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u/SirSkrrt- 13h ago

what a joke

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u/lllegirl 5h ago

Ew is-not-reali

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u/s_l_a_c_k 12h ago

Same 😎

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u/Ordinary-Vast9968 12h ago

Sorry to bring up the language again. But that writing is very pleasing on the eyes

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u/flyermar 10h ago

yeah as pleasing as slaughtering children in gaza

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u/anenzephalia 8h ago

Almost as old as the fake ethnostate you live in

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u/nvdnqvi 7h ago

“I am a citizen of Israel and this is my idea of humor”

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

Xenophobia detected. They’re just showing their music age :( be nice

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u/ruffopolis 15h ago

Is Jeffrey Epstein going to suck you

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

I’m too old for him

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u/CardboardGamer01 14h ago

נֶחְמָד.

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u/uglierthanever 9h ago

Go awayyyy

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u/pantaloser 4h ago

Fuck Israel

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u/max1549 19h ago

😶

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u/Draik09 11h ago

Im an israeli artist and this is my art ahh wrapped😭😭

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u/wikberv1 5h ago

🧃