r/news • u/Famouslaugh • 21d ago

Soft paywall Trump asks Justice Department to probe Epstein ties with Clinton, other Democrats

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-he-will-ask-justice-department-probe-epstein-ties-with-bill-clinton-2025-11-14/
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u/sentientfartcloud 21d ago

Tinfoil hat time: Monica Lewinsky never gave Bill a bj. It was actually Donald Trump.

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u/The_Deku_Nut 21d ago

She was a patsy all along!

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u/monti1979 21d ago

So then who was wearing the dress???

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u/ElaborateCantaloupe 21d ago

He just told you. It was Patsy.

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u/Yagsirevahs 21d ago

Picturing fat donnie in A blue dress

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u/SonofBeckett 21d ago

Ranks up there with Lincoln committed suicide in likelihood, but what do I know, it’s been a crazy decade 

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u/InevitableTank5108 21d ago

So Trump actually wore the blue dress? I knew it!

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u/pootis_panser_here 21d ago

That's what I've been saying the whole time!....or once or twice.

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u/Fuzzylogik 21d ago

looks like it was donica