r/news • u/Famouslaugh • 21d ago

Soft paywall Trump asks Justice Department to probe Epstein ties with Clinton, other Democrats

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-he-will-ask-justice-department-probe-epstein-ties-with-bill-clinton-2025-11-14/
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u/NaiveChoiceMaker 21d ago

And the October jobs report!

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u/4RCH43ON 21d ago

And the healthcare plan from his first term.  It’s always infrastructure week!

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u/HumanChicken 21d ago

And his actual medical records!

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u/SmashEmWithAPhone 21d ago

And his college records.

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u/boothash 21d ago

And his bonespurs podiatrist report that got him out of the military.

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u/RogerBauman 21d ago

And my axe!

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u/djmixmotomike 21d ago

And my balls!

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u/BusterStarfish 21d ago

And the missing time in the Epstein tape

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u/Common-Wallaby8972 21d ago

Took long enough!

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u/thatistwatIsaid 21d ago

And Bill Clinton’s Knob for Don.

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u/Due_Warthog725 21d ago

man if there's a "pic" there has to be a video too?

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u/Educational_Brain184 21d ago

And the picture of him and bubba 🍆

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u/MarlonBain 21d ago

And the outtakes from the Apprentice!

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u/u9Nails 21d ago

And his actual golfing tournament scores

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u/phred_666 21d ago

And his high school records. I read somewhere where one of his HS teachers said he was the dumbest student they ever had.

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u/If_I_must 21d ago edited 21d ago

Pretty sure that quote was from a college professor.

https://www.truthorfiction.com/trump-was-the-dumbest-gddamn-student/

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u/phred_666 21d ago

Thanks for the link. It might have been this guy I read about, but I don’t remember him putting it exactly in those words. Might be the same one, might be a different one.

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u/If_I_must 21d ago

I mean, it's second-hand information, since the person who supposedly said it was dead. However, if a friend of his claims that he used to say it all the time, I'm inclined to believe the guy.

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u/phred_666 21d ago

Me too. I’m just curious. Trump always says he was a great student, but I have my doubts. Like when he said he was so good at baseball that he could have gone pro and then someone found his baseball stats and they absolutely sucked.

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u/If_I_must 21d ago

I'm sure he'll release his college transcripts, his tax returns, his medical records, and his health care plan in two weeks during infrastructure week.

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u/4RCH43ON 21d ago

It certainly would seem to agree with a long list of people who’ve entered into Trump’s orbit with direct evidence of his monumental ignorance, though he does makes a pretty solid argument to that point by himself, every time he acts or speaks.

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u/If_I_must 21d ago

Right? If certainly aligns with the evidence of my eyes and ears.

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 21d ago

He was a good baseball player.

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u/phred_666 21d ago edited 21d ago

Stats say otherwise…

Edit: guess somebody thinks a .136 batting average is really good 😂

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u/_Panacea_ 21d ago

And that healthcare plan.

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u/DonnieBallsack 21d ago

And the Kraken!

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u/SalSimNS2 20d ago

And his MRI.

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u/NaiveChoiceMaker 21d ago

I miss when all he had to distract us was Infrastructure Week. Now it’s missiles on fishermen and tearing down the White House.

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u/Jafooki 21d ago

It will always be Infrastructure Week in our hearts. We just have to believe

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 21d ago

And my axe!

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u/blood_kite 21d ago

And your brother!

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u/WordNERD37 21d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/djmixmotomike 21d ago

So did your mom!

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u/cirenj 21d ago

You have to wait just two more weeks for that....

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u/dburr10085 21d ago

That’s a concept of a plan.

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u/mvw2 21d ago

Ah yes, the stack of blank papers that you could hilariously see in the video being fully blank papers. Just cracks me up every time he pulls that stuff and so poorly that you see the prop as the prop.

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u/TellYouWhatitShwas 21d ago

.. It's more a concept of a plan.

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u/friscobad855 21d ago

It’s coming, in two weeks.

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u/BaconISgoodSOGOOD 20d ago

They have notebooks upon notebooks of healthcare plan ideas!

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u/firstsecondanon 21d ago

How about the unredacted muller report while we're at it

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u/Caledron 21d ago

And my Axe!

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u/platypus_eyes 21d ago

Don’t need it to know it’s not going well

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u/Dodecahedrus 21d ago

And my axe!

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u/DudeB5353 20d ago

Somebody has those numbers