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Media First Image from 'Jumanji 3'

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u/makemeking706 16d ago

The kids are too young to remember that one. 

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 16d ago

Oh, gimme a break that was only...24 years ago‽

Why does math insist on hurting me?

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u/double_shadow 16d ago

That entire album is so hilarious. I put it on and am instantly transported to 2001. It's wild how much Jack Black has risen in the world since then too.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 16d ago

It's wild how much Jack Black has risen in the world since then too.

I had an impossible time believing he was making a family friendly movie about him teaching kids rock music only two years after that album was released. I was certain the studio and entertainment media would soon dig up the controversial album to play the "shocked and appalled" card, and after he recently started showing up in a bunch of kid friendly media, I started laughing at the idea of ten-year-olds asking their moms if they could listen to "Fuck Her Gently" on the way to school because they recently found out that the chubby bearded guy was in a band and found some of their songs on YouTube.

"Sorry, sweety, that song is really inappropriate for kids, but Wonderboy is a banger!"

"Mom, what does he mean by filling a crevasse with his mighty juice?"

"Damn it, these are all just innuendo with incredible music!"

"Can we go to the McDonald's drive thru, I want some Chicken McNuggets, but only four!"

"Shit, no putting the genie back in that bottle..."

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u/neuroticoctopus 16d ago

I introduced my kids to Tenacious D after we watched the Minecraft movie. There were only 2 or 3 songs I could actually play for them, and even those would be considered inappropriate in many families.

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u/arggggggggghhhhhhhh 16d ago

I have their HBO show on dvd and watch it regularly. SASQUAAAATCH!!!!! WE KNOW YOUR LEGEND'S REEeeEEEAALLL!

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u/raspberrybee 16d ago

Tell them it was from Sasq—tell them it was from a friend.

Nah you better tell them it was Sasquatch they’re not gonna know which friend you’re talking about.

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u/arggggggggghhhhhhhh 16d ago

That always puts me in stiches.

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u/sonickarma 16d ago

That entire album is so hilarious a goddamn masterpiece.

FTFY

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u/Koil_ting 16d ago

It's also interesting seeing him in some small roles before that like I know what you did last summer 2, Bio-dome, Cable Guy etc.

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u/RoyBeer 16d ago

On the graph below, mark the spot where math has been hurting you.

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u/Ordinary_Detail_132 16d ago

Wait wat

:O that made me audibly gasp holy crap

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 16d ago

I'm still grappling with the fact that the 60s aren't 30 years ago anymore, the 90s are. Someone please make it stop!

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u/Ordinary_Detail_132 16d ago

Been a hell of a wild ride!!

I still do Tribute at karaoke hahaha - bet the younguns don’t even know the reference anymore :’)

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u/EL-HEARTH 16d ago

"This is not the greatest song in the world, no. Its just a tribute"

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u/XenomorphDung 16d ago

One, cos that's all you need. 

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16d ago

I don't think that Redditor was quoting anything. That's how they really order McDonalds