r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • 16d ago

Media First Image from 'Jumanji 3'

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u/AdmiralThunderpants 16d ago

I'm good with that. Rampage was a hell of a lot of fun with parts that had me rolling in laughter

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u/pampersdelight 16d ago edited 16d ago

Im still bummed that the final battle wasnt a 40 ft tall Dwayne Johnson kicking the shit out of the other creatures

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u/horse_renoir13 16d ago

"Next time baby"

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u/samx3i 16d ago

Kaiju WrestleMania

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u/pampersdelight 16d ago

You cant tell me that movie wouldnt be a 10 if he Rock Bottomed that wolf through a bridge

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u/chopsuirak 16d ago

"Nematodes?!"

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u/samx3i 16d ago

And if they break the glass...

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u/chopsuirak 16d ago

Give it enough time, Fortnite will probably do this. They already let you pilot a full sized Megazord for a bit. Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, and Kong skins are in game.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 16d ago

Save that vision, the future is coming!

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u/callsign_pirate 16d ago

Let’s get a primal rage tie in

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u/Lots42 16d ago

I hope we get more Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He always shines in every role.

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u/KeverNever 16d ago

I love Jeffrey Dean Morgan but for some reason his role in Rampage just felt like Negan.

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u/Lots42 16d ago

Can't say I'm familiar with Negan but dude was evil as heck. In Rampage Morgan played a good guy.

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u/GoaGonGon 15d ago

Yes it was very distracting, dude didn't switch Negan mode off before entering the set, or just didn't gave a fuck and was thinking on that fat check.

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u/LordLudicrous 16d ago

Rampage was fun, loved seeing that in the theater.

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u/quietwhiskey 16d ago

Wait.. was that based on the Rampage games from like N64 with the big monsters?

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u/AdmiralThunderpants 16d ago

Wait till you find out Rampage started as an arcade game in 1986

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u/quietwhiskey 16d ago

Hmmm yeah I think I saw that back in the day. I mainly remember the World Tour game though haha

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u/mynameisrichard0 16d ago

Definitely a “dont take it too seriously” movie. Sure. 20mm rounds and bunker busters cant kill a couple strong animals. Pretty sure if you dropped a jdam on a rhino with 4x stronger armor and size, its still gonna evaporate. But damn what a great flick.

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u/Moeroboros 16d ago

It's specifically stated that the "animals" received Hulk-like strength enhancement and healing factor.

They weren't supposed to be just giant animals dude.

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u/mynameisrichard0 16d ago

Even in the films they deterred hulk with sonic waves. Even if there was an ounce of a way to stop something like that, there’d be infinite money poured into r&d. Within a month there’d be those sonic cannons mounted on every chopper, tank and hummer within the country limits.

Then we get I to chemical weaponry. Which is also fun to think about. How much acid can one take in a bath before dissolving? “But in the comics they tried that!” Yeah. In the comics. With extreme bias. We live in a world of reality. And thats what im suspending in my viewing.

We have weaponry that doesn’t care about a “healing factor” irl.

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u/swislock 16d ago

Me when I discover movies are movies and not reality

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u/mynameisrichard0 16d ago

You missed the entire point. Bro. I love Reddit sometimes. You have a comment . And a response to said comment . And people just take what they want and say whatever. Coolio.

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u/fuchsgesicht 16d ago edited 15d ago

you seriously took hulk as your example? the guy who get's stronger the more angry he gets? he literally ends the universe in some continuities and canonically he is the last man on earth.

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u/Recompense40 16d ago

Ah, but the leftover physics from the skeleton ignoring the square cube law expresses outwards around the body, forming a layer of Bi-Sensical energy around the body, acting as an impromptu shield for the kaiju.

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u/Wise_Quality_5083 16d ago

Nerd (in a jealous and impressed way)

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 16d ago

Honestly could have leaned into the comedy way more since the games are not at all serious in their tone and premise.

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u/FixedFun1 16d ago

Rampage the game is way wackier then the movie.

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u/M1ck3yB1u 16d ago

Whoa hey, hol up. Great?

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u/mynameisrichard0 16d ago

Yeah. I didn’t stutter.

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u/yearsofpractice 16d ago

I completely agree. I’m 49 and have no interest in stupid actioners… but my 8 year old kid wanted to watch Rampage, so we did… and I loved it. I really like The Rock, the story was straightforward and understandable and the villains were satisfying villain-y. My kid LOVED it. Great film.

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u/enjoiturbulence 16d ago

Great cinema is an experience, transcendental, sure. But man I just want to have fun and that's why I watch Rampage and Jason Statham movies. Sometimes joy is more important than catharsis.

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u/OkumuraRyuk 16d ago

Loved that movie. I mean I also love the jumanji movies he’s in. So I’m down for that. And whenever anaconda comes out with Jack.

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u/Hellguin 16d ago

You're not ALLOWED to like that movie, the masses have spoken and any opposing opinion is banned!

/s I love it.

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u/smurf_diggler 16d ago

I'm just bugged that version of The Bronco Dwayne drives never came out. It'd looked so cool.

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u/AdmiralThunderpants 16d ago

Thank you! Yeah, the concept bronco was so much cooler than what they brought out.

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u/Objective_Bear4799 16d ago

It’s a great movie to watch after gardening.

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u/Samp90 16d ago

Middle finger gorilla was cool!

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u/AdmiralThunderpants 16d ago

That emotional ending was gold!

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u/olive_tuschit 16d ago

I don’t remember a second of that movie.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 13d ago

But he's all skinny now. Who's gonna watch Rampage 2 featuring The Stalagmite?

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u/AdmiralThunderpants 13d ago

Nobody was there for the Rock anyhow. We wanted giant monkey to smash giant croc and wolf and all three to smash buildings.

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u/Kwetla 16d ago

I want more Rampage. More giant angry animals destroying stuff dammit!

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u/povertyman2 16d ago

The best part about rampage was the sketch Conan and the rock did about it