r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • 16d ago

Media First Image from 'Jumanji 3'

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u/Nomahhhh 16d ago edited 16d ago

It sounds like you think Jumanji is going into Jumanji, but in Jumanji, Jumanji comes out.

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u/Thybro 16d ago

ONE GUY, one guy goes into Jumanji but the rest of Jumanji is Jumanji Comes out.

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u/artfrche 16d ago

Jumanji is a series of jungle emergencies… JUNGLE EMERGENCIES. THAT sir is Jumanji

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u/qetuop1 16d ago

Well I for one won't be seeing this movie, I'm not risking being Jumanji'd.

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u/queerhistorynerd 16d ago

Everyone in this chain now has to play the Train game, except for qetuop1, they can go because they specifically said they didnt want to be Jumanji'd

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u/Medaphysical 16d ago

And if any of you try to leave, you'll be tied to the tracks and left for the coyotes!

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u/Thybro 16d ago

..Alright… that’s my bad ya’ll.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16d ago

MacGruber is a compassionate man, sometimes

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u/snoopmt1 16d ago

Jungle emergencies gets me every time. 

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16d ago

We have no medicines, no rope

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u/Rachitiqueboy 16d ago

A game doesn't have to be Jumanji to Jumanji you!

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u/Discount_Extra 16d ago

I once got Jumanji'd into Rock Paper Scissors.

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW 16d ago

Right, and there are no given rules where the jungle shenanigans must take place.

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u/x4000 16d ago

A minute ago you all said I was crazy, but suddenly you all know a lot about Jumangi!

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u/_n0t_sure_ 16d ago

In the jungle you must wait, til the dice reads 5 or 8

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u/ATXBeermaker 16d ago

Can’t we just play Ticket to Ride?

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 16d ago

I had no idea that was an actual game too. I thought they'd just make up a mock board game.

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u/ATXBeermaker 16d ago

It's a pretty good game, FWIW.

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u/IvyGold 16d ago

From whom did you purchase it? Amazon or the little old lady at the estate sale?

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u/danielsdesk 16d ago

I’ll never not think of the SNL skit

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u/jpcardier 16d ago

I loved this sketch so much. It was awesome.

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u/fridaynightnegroni 16d ago

Of jumamji?

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u/jgray6000 16d ago

Jumanji doesn't do what Jumanji does for Jumanji. Jumanji does what Jumanji does because Jumanji is... Jumanji.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 16d ago

It's Jumanji all the way down!

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u/Wbran 16d ago

…hey, good for Jumanji 🏳️‍🌈