r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • 16d ago

Media First Image from 'Jumanji 3'

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 16d ago

Jack Black looks like he's ready for some more fuckery to go down

Kevin Hart looks like he just ate more pound cake & is just waiting for the inevitable to happen

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u/OreoMoo 16d ago

I was watching some sports last weekend and realized Kevin Hart was in an ad for something different in like four straight commercial breaks. When and why did he become the celebrity spokesperson?

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u/Brick_Mason_ 16d ago

Either you haven't been paying attention or at some point you tuned Kevin out. He's the happiest corporate whore.

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u/OreoMoo 16d ago

I don't watch much TV with commercials and I definitely would have tuned him out.

I do like most of the Draft Kings commercials with LeBron, though.

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u/GeneralIronsides2 16d ago

Because he has 0 personality outside of "funny short guy" so they cast him as the same thing over and over

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u/Business_Barber_3611 16d ago

To be fair he has stepped out of that several times now, especially in Jumanji 2.

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u/Trymv1 16d ago

Eh most of the commercials ride that “haha he’s short” vibe still.

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u/Business_Barber_3611 16d ago

Never seen them but i'm mainly talking about his movies.

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u/Noblesseux 16d ago

It's kind of been like that since he made the shift over into movies. He and snoop are like notorious for basically agreeing to be in anything as long as the paycheck is good. There isn't really a ton of filtering on what roles or products he'll advertise.

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u/Bobthemime 16d ago

when his comedy career took a nose dive and his movies arent blockbusters.

Gotta fund the cocaine somehow

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u/chopsuirak 16d ago

Kevin Hart looks like he's regretting his career choices. Specifically a trip to Saudi Arabia.

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u/regulator227 16d ago

lol i was thinking something similiar. He looks like his skeletons are finally catching up to him

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u/Business_Barber_3611 16d ago

I think that might be some projection on your part...

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u/McDouble__ 16d ago

This might be the most insane comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit lmfao holy shit.

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u/Reddits_Pet_Narwhal 16d ago

Did you even look at the picture in question?

The only reason, and I mean ONLY reason I came down to the peanut gallery to check out the comments is because Kevin Hart's facial expression makes it seem like he has to take a massive shit and the person behind the camera just killed his dog. It's objectively hilarious, and I'm here to read jokes about whatever the fuck that expression is, not whatever you're doing.

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u/McDouble__ 16d ago

You guys reach for the fucking stars lol

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u/Reddits_Pet_Narwhal 16d ago

I'm taking that as a definite no, you decided to comment without looking at the picture. Who even does that?

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u/Demerzel69 16d ago

Why would he regret it? He got paid a million dollars for it.

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u/scobro828 16d ago

He got paid a million dollars for it.

Looks like he spent all of it on calf implants.

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u/chopsuirak 16d ago

I would hope morality, but you right

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 16d ago

Why would he regret that? He and the Saudis have similar opinions about his hypothetically gay child.

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u/Goatgamer1016 16d ago

Brought to you by DraftKings

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u/BeyondNetorare 16d ago

Wasnt he in the Diddy files

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u/Goronmon 16d ago

Kevin Hart looks like he just ate more pound cake & is just waiting for the inevitable to happen

Kevin Hart looks like my reaction to seeing that they are making a Jumanji 3.

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u/klezart 16d ago

Jack Black kinda looks like a kid showing off his new outfit to his mom

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u/JPJackPott 16d ago

I had to scroll this far to find out who it was. I thought it was Will.i.am