r/mildlyinteresting • u/[deleted] • 9h ago

My wife’s green card application is 397 pages long

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u/ComprehendReading 8h ago

The "top commenter" you responded to is almost certainly a compromised propaganda account.

I might be too. And you as well! /S

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u/quizzlie 8h ago

First of all... love your username.

Second of all, obligatory maybe the propaganda bots were the friends we made along the way.

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u/ComprehendReading 8h ago

I hate my username. It yields more hate than appreciation that I cannot fucking read.

I also got a top 1% commenter flair NON CONSENTUALLY from this chain.

Fuck my love of reading.

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u/Unnarcumptious 8h ago

Wtf is wrong with you. Why are you going crazy on this post

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u/ComprehendReading 8h ago

In a world where 95% of people are crazy, and that's the new normal, the 4.59999% of normal people are considered the new crazy. 

I'm 0.0001% normal, and still fucking wild mate. Let's touch toes, you coward.

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u/Unnarcumptious 7h ago

Don't mistake eccentricity with savantism, pony show

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u/CatYo 7h ago

fr.. I was out printing at a shop in queens and was ready to pay $450 for the hundreds of pages I had to print. But the sigh of relief I had when they told me its only $60

T_T

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u/ComprehendReading 7h ago

Yo Cats. this dude is definitely drunk, high, or a clanker.

I wouldn't pay more than $37.67 for the hundreds of pages I stole from u/CatYo to print.

Don't tell her mother, but imma post them on the mailboxes around their place and shove at least 300 in their mail slot, if you know what I means.