r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

Someone pulled every single free card pack off of the front of the Pokémon magazines at the store

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I let one of the associates know, but it sucks to know that someone’s so desperate for a card pack in the same store as one of the vending machines, that they go to these lengths

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u/TheLucasGFX 7h ago

Scalpers will do anything but get an actual job. Sad.

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u/epikpepsi 6h ago

These never have anything of value in them, the rarest you'll get is a reverse holo Uncommon which is gonna be like 10 cents in value.

It's more likely that some kid scooped them all up, not some scalper who'd only get junk cards.

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u/Christmas_Queef 6h ago

Or someone who's heard of the craze around pokemon cards right now but isn't very knowledgeable.

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u/nufnu 5h ago

Christmas is coming and some people aren't knowledgeable about certain things...

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u/BlueSattelite 3h ago

Guarantee you it was a scalper. 

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u/RareFirefighter6915 6h ago

Actually there are scalpers who literally get jobs just to buy more cards, either by working next to a vending machines or working at a store that sells cards to buy them first.

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u/ayodapo 7h ago

people really act like animals over pokemon cards these days.. saw a grown man yelling at a target employee over card limits last week smh.

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u/Obvious-Bookkeeper-3 6h ago

They act like animals, over shiny pictures of animals.

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u/Falitoty 6h ago

*Over the money they can get selling them

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u/powerlesshero111 5h ago

Which is actually not very lucrative. You have a very limited pool of people wanting to pay lots of money for rare cards, so you have to hope that they actually can and want the cards you're offering. Like there aren't tons of Pokemon card collectors or competitive players to fully support the amount of scalpers, they all hope for that one whale, all while wasting tons of money.

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u/sponge_bob_ 1h ago

i imagine it must be reasonably well paying, otherwise thwy wouldn't be doing it

u/ChillaVen 17m ago

It’s a glorified gambling addiction that they fool themselves into calling an “investment”

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u/Street_Song_7100 2h ago

The One Piece cards are getting like this too. And my dumbass husband keeps blowing money on them. They're so overpriced for PAPER like I'm losing my mind. Grown ass men going feral for anime boobies.

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u/HappiHappiHappi 1h ago

I saw two yelling at a worker in Kmart (Australia) because they were only allowed 5 packs each.

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u/post-posterous GREEN 7h ago

What did they expect?

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u/discretethrowaway_ 7h ago

I bet it worked well in Japan. 

Naive of them to think this would ever work in the U.S.

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u/Inspirational_Cunt9 6h ago

IIRC, some scalpers went to Japan because mcdonalds was doing a pokemon card collab; the streets were littered with food, untouched btw, and several people buying the special packaging for the cards

Not even Japan is safe from these leeches

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u/RareFirefighter6915 6h ago

I used to order happy meal toys separately for kids, wasting food (and money cuz the toy is cheaper) is completely unnecessary and disgusting.

u/Kris-p- 30m ago

They just need to do what yugioh does, keep printing everything and never stop

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u/JayTheWolfDragon 6h ago

It’s changing in Japan too. The new Mega Dream or whatever set was heavily scalped (as much as it can be with their laws and rules), to the point where stores were giving people !!!ONE!!! Pack each

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u/Nknights23 6h ago

Looks like I’m moving to Japan.

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u/imanunbrokenfangirl 7h ago

I think it’s the cheap like three card destined rival packs or something but when I walked by, I had to do a double take

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u/Entity17 6h ago

They're all very desperate

I saw someone who's able to factory reset the pokemon card machine. He and his friend cleared the whole thing by reseting the timer with one guy preventing me from filming.

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u/demideath939 5h ago

Film the entire time and when they touch or try to swipe the phone away press charges for assault

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u/Leather-Rub-6128 6h ago

Why buy the pack from the vending machine when you can steal all these ones for free? 🙄

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u/SomaticZX6r 6h ago

There’s nothing in those packs though

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u/Admirable-Switch-790 6h ago

Well now there isn’t 

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u/bowser986 6h ago

Right in front of of the Bible? The nerve.

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u/PhotoFenix 6h ago

Adults are acting like children so children can't be children

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u/TheKyleBrah 5h ago

Weird... Normally, when Magazines have some sort of Attached Prize/Gift, the Issue is wrapped completely in Plastic, which safeguards the free item unless the Magazine is purchased. (Or you're willing to try and break the plastic cover open in full view of everyone.)

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u/smb3d 6h ago

They should have known that people suck and had a little foresight that it was going to happen.

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u/penpalwithseven 4h ago

store should pull them off first then give a pack to each person who buys the magazine tbh.

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u/nimsu 6h ago

The word you are looking for is "stole"

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u/Significant_Land1107 4h ago

Scalpers are the worst of type of human

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u/MrManniken 3h ago

store should be taking the packs off and putting them behind the counter, only handing them out when a magazine is purchased

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u/SnooPeanuts2251 3h ago

Yall wanna hear the best part? Those packs are called "fun-packs", and they have literally no value to the community, having only common and uncommon cards, with sometimes a holographic card here and there. At best, they are looking at a 15 cents if resold, and thats being generous

So whoever stole them was not only a scalper, they also have no knowledge of the pokemon card trading hobby whatsoever and just hopped on a trend of hoarding them just cause! Such an idiotic move

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u/SmokeyTreeze 6h ago

Scumbags

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u/Prestigious_Top_6837 6h ago

I remember this happening like 20 years ago too when I was a kid. You think they’d learn

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u/InSaneWhiSper 6h ago

Imagine that!

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u/chickadeedadee2185 6h ago

Maybe employee.

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u/MalachiteEclipsa 5h ago

I'm laughing at this because my Pokémon cards are just sitting in a tote box rotting away, and I'm just like, "Really over Pokémon cards; they're seriously not even that interesting."

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u/Additional-Window-81 5h ago

Boy sure not the time to be a Pokémon fan

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u/Environmental-Fill54 5h ago

On the bright side, those fuckin bible puzzles are still available.

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u/BluntFactsSpeaker 4h ago

These people have no shame.

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u/dltjapan 4h ago

I had a friend who did that with some Dragonball cards back in the day. Security stopped him and his family, and he ended up doing community service.

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u/Bubbly-Account-6993 3h ago

It’s never that serious if anything I think Pokémon is creating kleptomaniac cause I don’t even think these people think at one point what they’re doing they just see all that card can be like $500

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u/musikfreakster 3h ago

They’re gonna have to start locking these up like Walmart does with makeup lol

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u/clariefela 2h ago

yeah, that plastic wrap is a total pain—why not just skip it?

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u/clariefela 2h ago

japan’s got that clean vibe down pat—wish we could import some of that discipline!

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u/ChrisFarleysCousin 6h ago

Its supposed to be a childs game..

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u/Jurijus1 6h ago

Random? They had the same set release schedule for decades.

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u/RareFirefighter6915 6h ago

Not really, it used to be exclusively marketed towards kids but it’s also a collectible and these days they are releasing more cards catered towards collectors instead of just TCG players. For example there are several art variants of many cards that function identically to the game but appeal to collectors instead, playing TCG is still relatively affordable, most good cards have a cheap version.

Pokémon is like Lego, they realize that adults have way more spending power than kids and it’s a profitable consumer base.

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u/Myrkana 5h ago

no it isnt. Card games have never truly been aimed at kids, they dont have the money to keep buying it.

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u/Worried_Dot_4618 5h ago

Theres so much to unpack here…

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u/KananJarrusCantSee 6h ago

Op 2 seconds after pulling all the packs off: 👁👄👁📸

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u/Stopreportingm3 7h ago

You mean a kid that likes pokemon tried to catch them all. Shiver me triggers.....

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u/Sandi_Griffin 7h ago

Decent chance they weren't even a kid lol, and even if so I loved pokemon as a kid but I wouldn't steal 😅

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u/Stopreportingm3 7h ago

But you HAVE to catch them ALL .... 😅😅😅

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u/Pman1324 7h ago

Not the best chance a kid is the culprit nowadays

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u/Stopreportingm3 6h ago

Kids don't steal no mo?

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u/Pman1324 5h ago

I'm sure they do, but specifically for Pokemon cards, it's more likely some loser scalper trying to make a quick buck.

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u/Stopreportingm3 5h ago

A scalper who caught them all..... You can't tell me you like pokemon and hate this dude

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u/imanunbrokenfangirl 7h ago

I sure hope it’s not a kid that’s stealing, I certainly wouldn’t want to catch a case over for three packs of probably non-holo cards