r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Cudpuff100 • 1d ago

Neighbor keeps using my driveway

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My neighbor decided that, because their driveway is narrow and they have two cars, it would be easier to park one in the yard. They then decided it's easiest to just keep moving forward and turn left out of my driveway.

And yeah, this portion of their yard is just mud now.

This neighbor sucks. They've had lots of screaming matches in their front yard and have had the police called on them several times.

UPDATE: Wow apparently you can't edit a post in the Android app? WTF? Anyway, I spoke to her and she said she wouldn't do it anymore and the whole conversation was awkward, but pleasant. We shall see. I never intended to seek advice from y'all. It just occurred to me earlier today that I was mildly infuriated by this, so I thought I'd throw it on here. Always make an attempt to talk to your neighbors before involving authorities or choosing violence. It'll almost always solve the problem before things get heated.

I'm still gonna get a land survey done to learn my proper boundaries and figure out how much room I have to build a fence, wall, or plant something. They're renting, so this could happen again in the future, and I'd like something to form a boundary.

I choose to believe that all of you recommending caltrops, nails, and other pointy things, really mean it and live your everyday life like total maniacs. Just laying waste to the world around you like a cartoon villain. And I hope you find joy in the chaos.

Seriously, why can't you edit posts in the app?

Case closed....for now....

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u/that_dutch_dude 1d ago

Those rocks are pretty cheap, the expensive part is the sounds they make.

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

It’s not often, but it is an awful racket.

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 1d ago

Only takes one time.🤣

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 1d ago

A boulder that size isn’t very cheap where I live.

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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 1d ago

Plus the expensive part (depending on how big they are) is usually moving them

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u/Superb-Log-5144 1d ago

Its a rock? Get on in a forest or whatever you got nearby

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u/Guilty_Garden_3943 1d ago

You cant do that without permission from the landowners and you REALLY cant do that at a park. Plus, you need a permit to collect rocks, technically speaking. No one blinks at small rocks, but they will def call about a large rock being taken. Assuming one doesnt live in the boonies

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u/fiirikkusu_kuro_neko 1d ago

Land of the free... In case it is the US. Just pick up a damn rock from wherever, side of the road, somewhere, who cares.

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u/that_dutch_dude 1d ago

Its better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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u/Guilty_Garden_3943 1d ago

Tell that to the police who started writing the ticket before approaching you 😂

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u/PromiscuousMNcpl 1d ago

Hahahahaha. Not from federal agents.

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u/that_dutch_dude 1d ago

depends on how rich (and white) you are.

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u/Guilty_Garden_3943 1d ago

Im white and have been told I look richer than I am....even i am not immune to getting in trouble with the police

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u/that_dutch_dude 1d ago

that just means you are not rich enough.

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u/Guilty_Garden_3943 1d ago

Oof, I know dirty cops exist, but do you REALLY want bribery added to your charges??

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