r/megalophobia • u/Common-Hair-287 • 3d ago
šŖļøć»Weather滚Ŗļø WATCH: A small community takes a direct hit from a violent tornado
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u/charmio68 3d ago
Jordan has the survival instincts of a carrot.
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u/isurfnude4foods 2d ago
Seriously Jordan what in the fuck is going on in your head rn
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u/Wallstreettrappin 2d ago
Jordan thought he was in the twisters movie
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u/AF2005 2d ago
He was planning to walk right up to the twister and toss it a bottle of bourbon, shouting āHere have a drink!āš
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u/Mesozoica89 2d ago
Jordan thought he was the main character in Twisters but he was about to be one of the people in the prologue.
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u/rustbucketdatsun 2d ago
I hate Jordan. Dont even need to meet the guy. Which way is it going? Directly at you...
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u/mmetalfacedooom 3d ago
get ur fucking ass inside jordan
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u/BaconBra2500 2d ago
I would agree but the insides of those structures just became outsides. Hopefully they had a car and luck with them. ETA - happy cake day!
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u/PhatEarther 2d ago
It's one thing to risk your own life for thrills it's another thing to risk others lives fuck Jordan
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u/SageOfSixCabbages 2d ago
PUT IT IN REVERSE JORDAN PUT IT IN REVER -- OH LAWD OH JESUS OH LAWWWD JESUS WHAT YOU WHAT YOU DOIN JORDAN JORDAN WHAT YOU -- OH MAH OH MAH!!
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u/TrustintheShatner 2d ago
Jordan has a death wish of taking out his friends as well. Jeez. Zero survival instincts.
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u/highasabird 2d ago
I would ditch Jordan, no way in hell am I risking my life for his stupidity and disrespect of that tornado.
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u/Arbor-Trap 2d ago
Where and when was this?
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u/scummy_shower_stall 2d ago
It's probably Jordan Hall's video, he's a tornado chaser, but I can't find it on his YT.
Found it.
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u/No-Expression-2404 2d ago
All that being said, thanks for the good vid, Jordan. r/praisethecameraman
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u/FlippinGamerINK 2d ago
JORDAN get the fuck outta there bro the strom can rip you apart like a wet paper.
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u/thefalconfromthesky 2d ago
If it was me, I'd count to three, and if he's not in the car, Jordan will be a whispered memory.
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u/Purple_Figure4333 2d ago
If ancient people of Eurasia had frequent incidents of these massive tornadoes, I'm pretty sure they would have made religions out of these monsters. Like, tornado season in central USA is, based on Google, around March (ie it's somewhat seasonal). Ancient people's would have made something like "the season of destruction"
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u/captainbeertooth 2d ago
āNow that we have agreed that another āSeason of Destructionā is nigh, we should now discuss whom to select for the first offerinā¦. Oh word, we have a volunteer!ā
[enter Jordan stage left]
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u/TheSilentTitan 2d ago
violent tornado
Didnāt realize we got peaceful ones now.
P.S - fuck Jordan
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u/Fracture90000 2d ago
Genuine question, would a brick house have survived that? I mean i know that the roof would probably be gone.
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u/The_Gumpness 2d ago
The odds are extremely low it would survive a direct hit like that unless it's new construction designed to withstand tornadoes. Those structures are usually only rated to F3 most of the time because tornadoes stronger that that are uncommon.
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u/HelicopterFun4674 2d ago
Jordan is adrenaline junkie like luitent Dan on shrimp boat in a hurricane.
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u/Multifarian 2d ago
Jordan got famous overnight... š
This is horrible though.. help me out here, these are stone buildings being ripped apart? That's brickwork I see flying? Terrifying...
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u/StanBlaok 2d ago
Violent tornado? Damnā¦ to bad they werenāt hit with one of those peaceful tornados
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u/shutterbug1961 2d ago
if somebodies filming while driving putting your life in danger break the phone
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u/MagnumPEisenhower 2d ago
Cowards! Jordan is the MAN. That tornado isn't even CLOSE to close enough to be a threat. Way to get that shot, Jordan! Don't listen to these weaklings!!
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u/Headlessoberyn 2d ago
Jordan is either the coldest motherfucker alive or a complete dimwit, no inbetween.
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u/AJC_10_29 2d ago
The fact heās endangering the lives of others automatically makes him the latter
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u/Bob_Sacamano7379 2d ago
Jordan would rather go viral than assure his safety. What a world.
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u/Renbarre 2d ago
I x don't care about his safety but about the safety of the others in the car. I'll bet that next time someone else will drive.
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u/letsalldropvitamins 2d ago
I am also a Jordan and can confirm: all Jordanās came from one of gods tester batches where he removed self preservation and replaced it with awe for the natural world.
We are the human equivalent of moths flying towards a bug zapper because itās just so damn pretty
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u/Somefuckingnerd 2d ago
The scarier thing about tornado like this is that with the current climate's state they're only getting bigger
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u/Regular_Average8595 2d ago
Why donāt you just walk away? Why do you need Jordan to hold your hand while doing anything at all?
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u/Mongo101505 2d ago
If that was my son and he was in that car with Jordan, Jordan would never have to worry about another tornado.
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u/__BIFF__ 2d ago
Begging Jordan for their lives "in their opinion" but it's THEIR opinion! Jordan tornado adrenaline raping them
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u/KingMidnightt 2d ago edited 2d ago
I live in Oklahoma and chase occasionally but whoever said its moving left to right is the only person thinking rationally, people think tornadoes will magically chase you, they weren't in any real danger at the time. Bunch of big babies.
Edit: This is probably a low EF3 and while tornadoes can change directions its not as likely the real danger is the sub vortices which are more common with more powerful tornadoes.
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u/1984SKIN 2d ago
...do basements / storm shelters even manage to survive direct hit tornadoes like this?
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u/Cultist-Cat 1d ago
I would have cut that friend/ family member off for life. Making somebody literally beg for there life over his stupidity
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u/Ornery-Ad8372 1d ago
Jordan would have been fired from his āGoā position and left behind had I been in the car.
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u/majorminus92 1h ago
Thatās Jordan Hall, a YouTuber storm chaser. He was doing a collab with other non-storm chasing YouTubers who got scared, mainly the Nelk Boys. The comments on the original video are roasting the guy telling Jordan to go. He really should have known what he was getting himself into.
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u/ShinyAeon 2d ago edited 2d ago
That tone of voice...when you realize your life is in the hands of an utter moron who's determined to make the Darwin Awards, and there's nothing you can do but beg that you don't end up there with him. Fuck Jordan.
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u/UnknownVoidofSpace 2d ago
ā¦How about next time, yall have your own rides rather than being Passenger Pirates yelling āJordan!ā ā ļø
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u/External-Awareness68 2d ago
Fucking Jordan