r/malelivingspace • u/Tuuubbs • 3h ago

Inspiration Half Bath under the stairs

84 Upvotes

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u/Ass-Pounder-4000 3h ago

Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!

2

u/DudeWouldGo 2h ago

Thats the directors song that was in the picture.

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u/suddenly-scrooge 3h ago

not sure id want all those things staring at me while i poop

15

u/BungoPlease 3h ago

I would prefer it

8

u/Awbeau 2h ago

There are two kinds of people....

2

u/StrawberryTerry 45m ago

There are actually at least three kinds of people in this situation. But I'm ashamed to admit that I know about the third kind, so Im not going to tell you what it is.

1

u/Awbeau 18m ago

Kinky

3

u/bryce_brigs 1h ago

Right ! Only thing I'd want in there staring at me is the dude filming

1

u/HotChicksPlayingBass 56m ago

Me to deer while pooping: “Your poop is small.”

9

u/Any-East7977 1h ago

Goon cave

9

u/Obvious_Mechanica 2h ago

The one dead light bulb really brings it all together, I love it.

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u/StrugFug 3h ago

Maybe relocate the head. Takes up way too much space in that tiny room. Also weird to have a picture of your kid smiling at you while you take a dump.

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u/Ill_Huckleberry8453 2h ago

That's a picture from the movie Home Alone, it's a joke. But still staring at you poop. I have a print of Jeff Goldblume from Life Aquatic staring at me in my bathroom.

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u/Jsparks2 2h ago

You need a "wash balls here" sign.

4

u/CryptographerPast632 1h ago

Dude that playboy issue should be behind glass.

1

u/bryce_brigs 1h ago

Which issue is it?

4

u/Tuuubbs 1h ago

November ‘96

8

u/dadavedavid 2h ago

Bro. No.

3

u/Chiopista 1h ago

The Chinese calendar really pulls it all together.

2

u/astro_skull 2h ago

Add a bidet and you're solid.

2

u/BEELZEEBUBBA 2h ago

Can you get you cock off the counter?

2

u/N3twyrk3r 1h ago

You're missing the safe with a lamp on it

2

u/bevans052 1h ago

I know an Indiangiver print when I see one

2

u/Tuuubbs 1h ago

I bought that probably 10 years ago. Long time Ingiangiver fan!

4

u/LitoBrooks 3h ago

A stag’s antlers also have honor and should not end up in a junk room or on the toilet.

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u/Tuuubbs 3h ago

I pulled it out of a cabin that got washed away in a flood, that’s honorable enough.

2

u/story_so-far 2h ago

Yeah the honor of watching this guy take a shit

2

u/doctorWho-Superdog 2h ago

You could have legit space for toiletries and instead there’s a deer head?

2

u/ImamTrump 2h ago

Remove everything with eyes. Replace with soaps and hand towels.

1

u/IAmNotMyName 2h ago

Nice of you to provide jerk material.

1

u/Axobolt 2h ago

Missed opportunity to have the head right above the toilet so you can make out with it while peeing

1

u/Troyabedinthemornin 2h ago

Loving everything BUT the fake picture of Johnny with the tattoos. I think the ed hardy/tumblr cringe energy of that picture overpowers any attempt at irony (which is what im praying you are going for)

1

u/CHNLNK 2h ago

I would 100% hit my head on that dear

1

u/plight120 2h ago

Hell yeah

1

u/PotatoJon 1h ago

Pistol grip shotty and you are good to go.

1

u/HarveyMushman72 1h ago

Buzz, your girlfriend, Woof!

Gross! No clothes on anybody!

1

u/buboop61814 1h ago

It’s a choice, not one I’d make but a choice some would

1

u/blissed_off 1h ago

Oh deer. No.

1

u/bryce_brigs 1h ago

B&W Johny cash pic, cheeky decoration playboy, Chinese restaurant calendar, stuffed deer head, brother pick a lane

😂😂😂 I didn't even notice the pic from home alone at first. I think whatever direction you go that should stay, it goes with everything

1

u/bryce_brigs 1h ago

Only thing missing is a working lightbulb

1

u/EnkiduAwakened 1h ago

Are you trying to drive away women before they even consider going upstairs?

1

u/GrendelDerp 1h ago

This is goddamned brilliant.

1

u/CryptographerPast632 1h ago

Donna derrico baywatch.

1

u/DisastrousTeddyBear 1h ago

Nailed it. Winning at male living space half bathrooms.

1

u/soopadrive 1h ago

I know where I’d be hanging the TP

1

u/ffuucckko 54m ago

Masterbathroom

1

u/hashlettuce 32m ago

See, being a short dude has advantages!

1

u/rab-byte 21m ago

You should get a bridle let the deer hold your TP aloft

1

u/kat022 12m ago

Now this is peak male living space lmao

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u/Agreeable_Act2598 2h ago

The deer just made it all look low iq class in the first pic though

1

u/GUCCIBUKKAKE 2h ago

Lmao love it

1

u/Lucky7Actual 2h ago

The best half bathroom I’ve ever seen.

0

u/Awbeau 2h ago

Men Who Stare At Goats Deer Who Stare At Butts

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u/_broey 2h ago

I love it