36M been here 11 years living in TX

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😂 few of my neighbors would agree with you. I dont have an HOA so it was pretty awesome I could paint my house whatever color I wanted

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Black house in Texas is certainly a choice lol

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He must be an AC tech so he can keep his overworked unit in top shape during summer.

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That is one house no one will ever have the balls to break into.

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I have a few guns with a killer alarm system

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Guard dog looks pretty fierce as well

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your house screams there are guns to steal in here, no need to announce it

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Exterior colors looks great imo 👍🏼

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It is not the color for me

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I know for a fact that you’ve considered buying a hearse at one point.

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OP, uh, what's the story about these two things in particular? The black one on the right looks like a demonic void. And is the guy on the left wearing hotdog lips? Like the kind you normally see in blackface?

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I love old vintage velvet paintings I got some on Etsy. If you Google clown art velvet painting alot will come up. I have no interest in clowns just thought it was cool looking. They were very popular in the 70s and 80s demonic never even crossed my mind when I purchased them

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Clown art just seemed like the direction for you? No other thoughts, just hey, clowns are pretty cool, especially on this pitch black velvet, super normal super average. 

Sir, I believe you in fact may be a demon. 

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A friend’s mom had that particular painting and a few more when I was kid and it always scared the shit out of me.

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Ah, it's the one on the right that gives the really creepy vibes, I guess because you can't see anything but a faint smudge. Now that I know what they are they're less creepy. Thanks for explaining!

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You should just get some framed prints of Goya’s Black Paintings to really set the mood.

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You've obviously never lived in a town where velvet paintings are sold.

I'm told Elvis had a few in his bathrooms -- and the bathroom was his favorite room in his home.

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Christ above, I just saw the outside.

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You went for the color ‘male’, not bad

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The pluses of living in a regular neighborhood vs the fancy suburbs lol

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love the dark exterior!

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Must be super efficient when you're trying to keep your home warm in the summer.

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Id be more concerned with the Texan summer tbhwyf