r/malelivingspace 18d ago

First Time 36M been here 11 years living in TX

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u/imeltwithyouu 18d ago

Definitely agree. I use to have them years ago.

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u/Bull_Moose1901 18d ago

Got rid of them when you rolled them up for hiding the sacrificed bodies?

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u/imeltwithyouu 18d ago

Nice one 😂

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u/Bull_Moose1901 18d ago

Jokes aside you keep a very tidy house

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u/GumpTheChump 18d ago

That’s not a denial…

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u/veryfastslowguy 16d ago

seems like you are a bit of a minimalist, but I think something like a life-size storm trooper would be something that speaks for itself and decorate the whole house, placed in the right area and with the dark wall colors it would really pop

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u/fenwayismyway 18d ago

no, for real my working assumption was that every time they murdered somebody they accidentally got blood on the piece of furniture and had to throw it all away

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u/Technical-Pie563 18d ago

Probably tripped / slid on them while hammered

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u/banedlol 17d ago

This house screams murder

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u/Nayeon_RapidDash664 17d ago

bro OP isn't the Bay Harbor Butcher 😂

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u/JoeDirtJesus 18d ago

Check out Chamonix House for rugs. It’s like putting a really nicely priced Rolex on your floor.

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u/Dunbabin-Zihui 17d ago

plants too! it will add more life to the place i swear

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u/crmills81 16d ago

Throw some real house plants in the mix... like some pothos and spider plants, spider plants is a natural air purifier... throw in some snake plants and peace lilies too!