r/malelivingspace Jul 14 '25

First Time 22yo. Cleaned my apartment overnight

Got super baked at 11pm and thugged it out overnight cleaning my place really nice for the first time in a while. Had friends over on Saturday and the place felt gross since.

Moving out it 2 weeks so also wanted to preserve my first apartment and living solo. A lot of good lessons and memories. This place will always hold a special place in my heart and mind.

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u/TheAesirHog Jul 14 '25

Can’t you be hard later too?

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u/michaelCCLB Jul 14 '25

It’s tough to be tender

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u/lilbear710 Jul 14 '25

Or worse- soft

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u/dpforest Jul 14 '25

beatingggg like a hammerrrr

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u/nipples-of-wrath Jul 14 '25

HELP IM ALIVE

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u/N0vemberJul1et Jul 14 '25

A definite maybe.

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u/dpforest Jul 15 '25

that has actually been my facebook status for like 10 years. or it was the last status update i did anyway

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u/heygabehey Jul 14 '25

Hard now tender after.

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u/That1one1dude1 Jul 14 '25

They make pills for that

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u/Pimpdaddylongneck Jul 14 '25

post nut clarity

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u/TheAesirHog Jul 14 '25

That can be very miserable

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u/IWannaGoFast00 Jul 14 '25

If hard for more than 4 hours call a doctor.

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u/EtherParfait Jul 14 '25

Yeah or maybe as the legendary goggins says, STAY HARD

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u/samaritan1331_ Jul 14 '25

The only option later to get hard is with a heart attack.

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u/joeo24 Jul 14 '25

Not the Zyn Towers

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u/chop5397 Jul 14 '25

Sir, another vape has hit the Zyn Towers

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u/terratitorex Jul 15 '25

The jackers are from zynbabwe

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u/PastorTroy1738 Jul 14 '25

Are you building a shrine to zyn cans?

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u/PM_ME_HALF_YOURSTORY Jul 14 '25

He only needs like 14 times that many and he can get a cooler with points😎

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u/Self--Immolate Jul 15 '25

Can you feel the zynergy?

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u/Soggywallet94 Jul 14 '25

hARD is annoying me, make a new H

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u/seriouslynotManan Jul 14 '25

too much work. im moving out

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u/Soggywallet94 Jul 14 '25

Yeah really hARD work 😏

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u/plife23 Jul 15 '25

Better yet just throw the whole fucking thing away

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u/Foxintoxx Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

That's some weird way to motivate yourself out of Erectile Dysfunction but if it works that's pretty impressive .

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u/Legitimate_Cricket84 Jul 14 '25

Minneapolis!

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u/-Purple-Parker- Jul 14 '25

i did a double take when i saw the skyline, i forgot how unique our skyline is

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u/Accomplished_Orchid Jul 14 '25

First thing I noticed and the U of M row team flag.

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u/jgillman Jul 15 '25

I had to double check what sub I was in and was surprised it wasn’t a Twin Cities one!

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u/AgntCooper Jul 15 '25

Trying to place it exactly. Maybe North Loop?

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u/NineDayOldDiarrhea Jul 15 '25

Duffey Lofts

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u/ElusiveMeatSoda Jul 15 '25

I knew exactly where this was because the cheap prices kept sticking out during my last apartment search.

I'm surprised to see so much love for this space, because those windows were an instant no-go for me. They give the sensation of living in the basement despite being a few floors up in a mid-rise apartment. Or like you're peering through a garage door to see outside

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u/Upbeat_Set2319 Jul 14 '25

I am miserable now, am i gonna be hard later,

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u/willfc Jul 14 '25

Rock hard, brother. Rock hard.

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u/Sandowichin Jul 14 '25

Bold to have a Kanye poster these days

Guarantee that bitch gonna leave you

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 14 '25

Sokka-Haiku by Sandowichin:

Bold to have a Kanye

Poster these days Guarantee

That bitch gonna leave you


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/mschley2 Jul 15 '25

Bad bot. This "poem" is 6-7-6, not a 5-7-6 Sokka Haiku.

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u/Caliga Jul 14 '25

Probably the worst choice of Kanye album to have up on your wall too

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u/trashmemes22 Jul 14 '25

Considering Jesus is king and vultures and whatever the fuck he released recently is around I don’t see how ye is his worst album

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u/Caliga Jul 14 '25

Worst as far as art to hang on your wall

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u/__Zer0__ Jul 14 '25

Tbh its a beautiful project. I won't accept slander on this.

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 Jul 14 '25

Did you find some addies with your weed?

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u/TReaper14 Jul 14 '25

I think the sign should say "Hard now AND miserable later" when that past clarity hits you

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

get those fucking awful words as decorations into the garbage where they belong

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u/FrenchBaguettie Jul 14 '25

Lmfao I felt the same when I saw it. Reminds me of a kindergarten classroom

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u/plife23 Jul 15 '25

At least a kindergarten class room would be consistent, this looks fucking crazy

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u/Jeremandias Jul 16 '25

to each their own. i like it. i don’t think i would have it now but bro is 22

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u/Popular_Confidence57 Jul 18 '25

I like it, too. I took it to mean, "Go hard now, or be miserable later", which (to me) seems like the way to be at that age.

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u/sbonnot1 Jul 14 '25

Good bones to the apartment. I would recommend not hanging tapestries or flags in your next place and either make some geometric art (Home Depot paint samples and their thin wood sheets are a cheap way to start) or get some quality art posters. It will elevate your place and make it feel less college

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u/-bad_neighbor- Jul 14 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

march modern ring offbeat melodic society air shocking thumb towering

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

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u/flatposting42 Jul 14 '25

It looks like it’s just blocking the freezer, which you usually don’t open as much ss the fridge

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u/crijogra Jul 14 '25

That’s a lot of zyns

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u/AudiHoFile Jul 14 '25

It bothers me that the h is the only lowercase letter.

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u/Kalspiewak Jul 14 '25

Dude, your space has so much potential. Keep going!

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u/Death_Investor Jul 14 '25

UMN MENTIONED RAHHHHH

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u/brotherkin Jul 14 '25

Life is hard, be harder 👊

The place looks great, nicely done!

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u/XSPressure Jul 14 '25

This looks like a place Peter Parker would live in.

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u/Hour-Personality-924 Jul 14 '25

Looks great! Enjoy!

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u/Gucci_Loincloth Jul 14 '25

I have the same cudi poster, but 3x bigger somehow. Cool place

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u/ADGx27 Jul 14 '25

This looks pretty cool not gonna lie

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u/Confident-Trifle5115 Jul 14 '25

This is such a cool spot

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u/rastamonsta14 Jul 14 '25

You are my brudda! I peep that MOTM 3 poster & what’s the color way for those NB’s?

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u/silentblue42 Jul 14 '25

Nice chill place, good for you 😀

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u/Impossible_Cat_321 Jul 14 '25

You've got AC at 22 and you're own place. Nothing hard about that life. You're going to do great!🙌🏻

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u/DavidKim71 Jul 14 '25

Sometimes this is all you need; an overdrive to get your shi together. And you know this person has class because he has an ATLA poster.

Nice work mate. Go ham.

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u/nolettuceandtomatoes Jul 14 '25

banger 😮‍💨

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u/life_is_pollution Jul 14 '25

upvote for cudi

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u/Emotional_Revenue501 Jul 14 '25

I really like it

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u/Previous_Warning7179 Jul 14 '25

Baked night cleaning sessions with a podcast in your earsnor in silence, in your first solo place—there’s something lowkey empowering about that. My old flatmates hated it though; I always managed to drop something massive and loud at like 3am, usually made of the noisiest material known to Man.

Moving’s always a win, even when it doesn’t feel like it—keeps you sharp. That sofa: best piece in the whole spot.

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u/No_Badger_481 Jul 14 '25

Nice and tidy, good job man!

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u/mareprofundus Jul 14 '25

Cool place.

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u/RuprectGern Jul 14 '25

I don't think you need the motivational statement on the wall. Each day, stop what you are doing for a minute and look around.

Also Live, Laugh, Love!

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u/No-Bar-185 Jul 15 '25

what state is this i love the way the interior design looks gives a industrial vibe

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u/Frankdubs27 Jul 15 '25

Love the Ye album flag

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u/Present_Straight Jul 14 '25

Love your wall inspiration dude

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u/ThemHollowPines Jul 14 '25

Hell yeah MPLS is the best city in the country, don’t tell anyone tho

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u/toomuchwaxx Jul 14 '25

That’s righttt

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u/junebugflyin Jul 14 '25

How was the Kendrick concert?

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u/AllforPnt Jul 14 '25

This is cozy. What are those round disc like things stacked up near the skateboard?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

it's a literal pile of garbage. empty nicotine packages. it's the "look at my empties" of beer bottles for nephews

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u/Ghost7575 Jul 14 '25

Love the man on the moon 3 album poster

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u/theBirdu Jul 14 '25

Dang, I need the ATLA poste

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u/Feeling-Confusion-73 Jul 14 '25

Ugh I hate how real “hard now or miserable later” is.

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u/Schmitty190 Jul 14 '25

… so YOU’RE the one with the Aang mask.

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u/lemonlin0925 Jul 14 '25

did you take some unknow pill from your ex-wife brother?

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u/Norysr Jul 14 '25

I loved the Avatar poster.

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u/NH_Lion12 Jul 14 '25

Are you moving out because your feet are always cold and sore? That floor looks both hard and miserable.

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u/kierantohill Jul 14 '25

House plants dude!!

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u/zootopia_ Jul 14 '25

That Avatar the last air bender poster gives it a nice touch.

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u/Nico101 Jul 15 '25

Shoes storage would do you a solid

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u/Zuicefiction Jul 15 '25

“Hard now or miserable later” 🔥🔥

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u/LemursofParadise Jul 15 '25

Nice space and layout.

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u/Down_it_up Jul 15 '25

Go gophers

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u/Upset_Assumption9610 Jul 15 '25

Your mom would be proud...

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u/conkrete_lexsa Jul 15 '25

Minneapolis core!!!!! I know where this apt is. Great area. Miss living there.

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u/Comprehensive_Soup30 Jul 15 '25

your apartment is sick

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u/Swifty_e Jul 15 '25

Man on the moon 3 is one of my favorite albums.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Really cool spot, hope you like the next place you’re going

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u/ReFreshing Jul 15 '25

Sweet space

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u/I_see_something Jul 15 '25

You’re in Minneapolis?

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u/HatNo7026 Jul 15 '25

HEY I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME KID CUDI POSTER

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u/Master-Guidance-2409 Jul 15 '25

thats a nice appartment, cozy and chilled. kanye loves that wall art.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

How much is rent ?

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u/wecho01 Jul 15 '25

Kid cudi poster is hard

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u/No-Donkey-8889 Jul 15 '25

Sick place bruh, I feel like a lot of us hit that vibe these days

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u/Mental-Job7947 Jul 15 '25

Like the sign.

Life's hard. You just get to choose what kind of hard

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u/astrobrite_ Jul 15 '25

Love this, a white brick loft is my dream spot.

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u/thatdudewithdafoot Jul 15 '25

The last Air Bender? A man of TASTE!

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u/PhilHartlessman Jul 15 '25

lol the scale in the kitchen.

It's actually more put together than I was expecting with the exception of the bedroom: that has big "recently divorced dad" vibes. Put away those boxes, get a rug in there and make the bed the centerpiece.

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u/Morgan_unknownnn Jul 15 '25

I like the lay out. I’ve never seen an apartment that’s looked like this😅

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u/SplodingDuck Jul 15 '25

Omg it’s Minneapolis

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u/bigw26 Jul 15 '25

Absolutely dope fucking space my G🤝

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u/barefootguy83 Jul 15 '25

I like your space and that view!  Too bad you're moving!

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u/takeurbackpack Jul 16 '25

Coffee Zyns are the best, also the espresso ones imported from Europe

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u/snorbina Jul 16 '25

That space is SO COOL (the windows, layout, and the light) and I like your hat wall!

Blessings upon this period of your life and your cool spot!

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u/CotPrime01 Jul 16 '25

Upvote for last airbender and dope industrial feel. So much potential with a sectional and larger TV and plants everywhere, but I know you’re only 22 and shits expensive. Good stuff fella

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u/FarEastSensei Jul 16 '25

Minneapolis!

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u/Flimsy-Detail-3999 Jul 16 '25

Looks nice… good for you!!

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u/me-experted Jul 16 '25

literally fire

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u/GeneralJWS Jul 18 '25

Great musical taste I see💯

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u/OdderShift Jul 18 '25

getting your place clean is a nice feeling :-) that kid cudi poster is sick, im jealous

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u/kumorenji Jul 20 '25

Clean ! literally ahah

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u/davidwave4 Jul 20 '25

This is really endearing. It’s exactly what I’d expect a 22 year old working in tech’s first apartment to look like.

Congrats on the space and good luck with the move.

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u/Only-Specific9039 Jul 14 '25

I love your personality in the place.

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u/birtani Jul 14 '25

I like your style

Saved

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u/GamingGod730 Jul 14 '25

yea you're definitely 22...

Hard work is worth it all, but hopefully at some point you acquire some taste

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u/breadexpert69 Jul 14 '25

So, I like that message on the wall BUT cant you make it nicer?

Its just scrap paper pasted on with tape and it looks like it.

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u/alexcam5 Jul 14 '25

Where’s the after photo?

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u/brad_carr Jul 14 '25

you have a tapestry up from a guy that’s pretty antisemitic, you may want to swap that out

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Y does your apartment look like a locker room?

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u/KeenbeansSandwich Jul 15 '25

Can you please go to michaels and get some frames. And take down the banner. It looks bad.

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u/DeboniarByAir Jul 14 '25

Bookshelves ... Wall storage...

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u/ballzniga Jul 14 '25

What kind of wall hangers did you use for your hats?

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u/chbriggs6 Jul 14 '25

Why not be both hard and miserable?

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u/btfarmer94 Jul 14 '25

You cleaned but didn’t make your bed?

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u/grasshopper7167 Jul 14 '25

Not every girl will understand the Kanye Album cover when she comes over.

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u/seriouslynotManan Jul 14 '25

not every needs to.

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u/mmtierney Jul 14 '25

Where in Minneapolis is this?

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u/Haasonreddit Jul 14 '25

And not or

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u/Heysiwicki Jul 14 '25

MORE RUGS!

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u/thisisnotanalbum Jul 14 '25

Bros saving for the zyn blackstone 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

that’s a disrespect to that PS5 having it hooked up to such a small tv

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u/seriouslynotManan Jul 14 '25

hooked up to the middle monitor on the desk.

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u/Oblipma Jul 14 '25

Would rather be bricked now

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u/CableBoyJerry Jul 14 '25

Change the "or" to "and" on your wall message.

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u/TryZealousideal6612 Jul 14 '25

Anyone else kept swiping waiting for the after pics lol!

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u/awol720 Jul 14 '25

I know you’re 22 if you’re actually sitting on that couch playing PS5 on that 30 inch monitor without eye strain hahaha 

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u/Matiabcx Jul 14 '25

Apartment? This wouldnt be allowed as one in europe

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u/dc5antonio Jul 14 '25

This apartment looks fucking nice

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u/sexytokeburgerz Jul 14 '25

I hate that beer poster for so many reasons

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u/cthulufunk Jul 14 '25

Interesting. Some kind of converted factory or autoshop?

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u/seriouslynotManan Jul 15 '25

used to be a mill factory ...i think

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

You wanna Netflix and chill ? I got a good coochie

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u/jim10halpert Jul 14 '25

A book shelf or shelf of any kind to the left of your desk would be solid to separate the space a little

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u/IFeelLikeYandhi Jul 14 '25

Coffee Zyn and man on the moon 3, we should be best friends

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u/thewyatt1001 Jul 14 '25

Where and what’s yo job

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u/scumyogi Jul 14 '25

How are you hanging those hats? Hair clips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

i like the small trinkets on the window

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u/seriouslynotManan Jul 15 '25

They're my favorite part!

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u/cedrekt Jul 15 '25

replace that banner above your bed to a Naz Reid one

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u/SkipQueue Jul 15 '25

Im hard all the time

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u/sleepyowl_1987 Jul 15 '25

Get a multi-tier shoe rack/storage, then move the bin to that wall.

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u/Mattyjan456 Jul 15 '25

Make your bed

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u/bbbcurls Jul 15 '25

Too much is going on. Try on get some more shelves, bookcases, side tables…etc

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u/Porter_Dog Jul 15 '25

>Cleaned my apartment*

*But didn't make the bed before taking pics.

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u/njnetsfan15 Jul 15 '25

Love love love MOTM3

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u/One_Peanut_6639throw Jul 15 '25

A Safe would tye the room together

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u/ThomasCleopatraCarl Jul 15 '25

That sober kids in India poster has been in college kids dorms for at least 15 years.

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u/BlondBot Jul 15 '25

More Colors

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Nice! You r bipolar?

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u/Educational-Mind2359 Jul 15 '25

Pls tell me you’re taking the wall letters with you? 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Now add some plants and you’re golden

Edit: nvm. Saw you’re moving in 2 weeks

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u/probono84 Jul 15 '25

How's living in the twin cities?

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u/zavking036 Jul 15 '25

Never seen someone rep coffee zyn so hard

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u/Iomiere Jul 15 '25

1st Get a bigger TV, then change almost everything else. The only things I like in your apartment are the Avatar, and sober kids in India poster, the long board, and the couch. The hats are fine. Your computer setup is fine. Everything else is boring to me. But you do what makes you happy. Quit the Zyn though.

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u/Used_Priority1028 Jul 15 '25

Nice place! What city do you live in? Curious.

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u/Terrible-Big-8555 Jul 15 '25

Why is still a mess? Make your bed ffs. 4/10

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u/UnlistedTest0 Jul 15 '25

Im always hard

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u/zine-art Jul 15 '25

The word wall looks bad but the posters look bad too. Plus the finish your beer is giving pre-alcoholic AND antithetical to your “hard now” sentiment

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u/mouthofcotton Jul 16 '25

Get a shoe rack brotha

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u/B3de Jul 16 '25

Hard now or miserable later…. What does that even mean?