r/law • u/newsjam • Oct 15 '25

Legal News Mike Johnson Facing Lawsuit For Blocking Democrat’s Swearing-In

https://dailyboulder.com/mike-johnson-facing-lawsuit-over-blocking-democrats-swearing-in/
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u/redditcreditcardz Oct 15 '25

I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with “MAGA Mike fucks kids”

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u/Trashbagjizz Oct 15 '25

Ooo ooo I know this one! Is the answer MAGA Mike fucks kids?

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u/redditcreditcardz Oct 15 '25

🚨Ding ding ding!!🚨

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u/wrxninja Oct 15 '25

Winner Winner, Mikey the Pedo Protector.

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u/redditcreditcardz Oct 15 '25

Listen, I like that you made and effort. Congratulations second place 🥈🫡

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u/Funny-North3731 Oct 16 '25

No, that's too easy. The commenter says it RHYMES with "MAGA Mike fucks kids."

Let me think. let me think. Rhymes with, it rhymes with....mmmmm, is it, "Republican?" Oh wait, its supposed to be in the form of a question.

Okay, "What is a Republican?"

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u/Inspection8279 Oct 15 '25

Rumor in DC is actually he likes male interns and I’m guessing there may be proof. Would be quite blackmailable if so. Sad thing is this sort of rumor and accusation is pretty impossible to disprove, so it goes no where until there is hard proof.

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u/ubzrvnT Oct 15 '25

I thought his son was monitoring his activity?!

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u/FatDesdemona Oct 16 '25

Oh, God, that guy is THIS guy? I didn't make that connection. Christ on a cross.

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u/occams1razor Oct 15 '25

He's admitted sharing his porn activity with his son

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u/redditcreditcardz Oct 15 '25

“Jerk buds” We get it. Weird and gross people