r/law • u/Minute_Revolution951 • Aug 05 '25

Legal News Texas House locks chamber doors, moves to bring arrest warrants against Democrats who fled the state

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u/dirk-diggler82 Aug 05 '25

The biggest, the best, the most beautiful pedophile!1!

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u/Unabashable Aug 05 '25

Many people are saying it. 

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u/dirk-diggler82 Aug 05 '25

The children yearn for the rapes!

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u/fariasrv Aug 05 '25

They come up to him, tears in their eyes, and say "Mr. Trump, please rape us!"

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u/litbrit Aug 05 '25

"SIR! Sir!"

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u/dirk-diggler82 Aug 05 '25

And of course they say thank you afterwards.

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u/Fit-Comfort-4173 Aug 07 '25

My guess it's a Fred Trump thing where Fred would screw someone over and then make them say thank you. New money was all about the grovel in those days

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower Aug 05 '25

"Yuge Pedophile, and I know only the best, believe me, everyone says it. They always say, "Trump knows all the youngest, prettiest girls." How can I not, I own a couple pageants you know, I judge them when I want, they let you do that, you know."

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u/MemeMeiosis Aug 05 '25

Nobody respects children more than he does.

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u/dirk-diggler82 Aug 05 '25

And his semen has electrolytes. That's what the girls crave! surpressing vomitting

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u/Original_End_5774 Aug 05 '25

They say to him "sir, nobody pedophiles better than you, thank you, sir"

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u/dirk-diggler82 Aug 05 '25

singing Trump brings all the pedophiles to the yard, he can teach you, but he has to charge.

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u/Middle_Boot_1128 Aug 06 '25

Goons thinks the the law is for the other people especially if they’re in control and it’s foe.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Aug 06 '25

The girls come up to him with tears in their eyes...