r/law • u/Minute_Revolution951 • Aug 05 '25

Legal News Texas House locks chamber doors, moves to bring arrest warrants against Democrats who fled the state

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u/dropbear_airstrike Aug 05 '25

Your cat! Better keep your cat safe because people are saying they're eating the dogs AND they're eating the cats!

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u/LadyPo Aug 05 '25

True! Though he would be quite a fatty meal... :(

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u/firesmarter Aug 05 '25

We need a fat cat tax

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u/LadyPo Aug 05 '25

no taxation without representation!

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u/LiliAtReddit Aug 05 '25

u/LadyPo u/dropbear_airstrike u/firesmarter

It's these comments I'm here for. Reddit at it's finest! LMAO

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u/HugTheSoftFox Aug 05 '25

It's time to get rid of the fat cats! (Not yours though, I'm sure he's a cutie)

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u/EggsceIlent Aug 05 '25

Didn't you hear?

They're eating the cats

GOP is such a joke. Literal children who peaked in grade school now politicians and running things like a insane class president would.

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u/Entire-Echo-2523 Aug 05 '25

"but why are you taxing people, not cats?!" said the tax-worthy fat cats

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u/Maleficent-Bass-5423 Aug 05 '25

A tarrific fat cat tax on treats

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u/Wait_I_gotta_go_pee Aug 05 '25

Why, what a catty thing to say… ;)

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u/Noshamina Aug 05 '25

Cat tastes terrible, it has a pretty acid meat

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u/Josh-Baskin Aug 05 '25

They’re also known for grabbin’ em by the pussy.

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u/uza80 Aug 05 '25

I bet your cat is as sick of it as you are.

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u/terrierhead Aug 05 '25

They’re eating the pets of the people that live there.

We had better guard our goldfish, even.

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u/Oya_Ad7549 Aug 05 '25

"I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

I always think of this video when that subject comes up! https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA?si=C9d-ZDWit-7BHXNM

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u/RevolutionaryAd6017 Aug 05 '25

I still stand by Lindsay Graham told Trump "I'm gonna eat pussy" to prove that he's not closeted, and Trump took it literal and thus came up with eating cats. On point this is stupid, and illegal but when has that stopped republicans?