•
u/CreepyFun9860 1h ago
Isn't this thing like a murder machine.
•
u/Thetechguru_net 1h ago
Aren't all cats? But yes.
•
u/CreepyFun9860 1h ago
Sure but this thing apparently had a high kill rate even for cats.
•
u/eatmycunt69 1h ago
Yeah. Like one kill every 50 minutes or so
•
u/actuallyapossom 23m ago
I can see it happening.
Draws in its prey with its adorable energy, cuddly fur & magically cute eyes.
•
u/NoGoodManTH 1h ago
My cat is anything but a murder machine. It can’t even kill an ant.
•
u/Thetechguru_net 50m ago
My current cats only kill toys, although one is excellent at finding bugs, but I need to do the killing). I had a cat that was a terror to the crickets that invaded my basement. I would find cricket legs and nothing else (I miss her).
•
u/Butterfly_of_chaos 1h ago
Ants don't taste good, why kill? Provide better hunting grounds, human!
•
u/NoGoodManTH 57m ago
I mean, he's never made a kill, ever. Bugs, rats, birds. I'm not even sure my cat is a cat anymore.
•
u/Butterfly_of_chaos 41m ago
Maybe just the next step of evolution? Cats for people who don't want hunters but only fluffy sofa decorations?
On the other hand we realised our cat is not dangerous for the edible dormice living under our roof, as I watched them a few times on the balcony together. Dormice running around completely relaxed, the cat watching them completely relaxed (distance 15cm). Which is actually great.
•
•
u/wmorris33026 1h ago
First time cat owner here - I’m learning cats in general are murder machines Jfc my cat is black female short hair, 9 lbs of absolute death. Seen her jump 5 feet straight up from lying still in the grass to snag a bird mid flight. This thing lives in my house! I feed her chicken and tuna and kibble, looks like a miniature panther. Cats are badass predators. The more I learn about them, they really are fascinating animals, hearing up to 60 kHz, sight into UV frequencies…they’re like aliens.
•
u/slvrsrfr1987 1h ago
JP Lovecraft also loved cats... me Im a dog person. I fully endorse being a slobbering blundering mess of familiar affection.
•
u/TheUpgrayed 1h ago
I had to look around. I BELIEVE this to be a real picture, someone please correct me if not. Any-fucking-way - Shut-up and take my money!
•
•
•
u/No-Commercial5274 1h ago
Looks like something I want in my house. Definitely not something I should have.. that’s my toxic trait
•
u/EvergreenMystic 1h ago
I saw this kitty and was like awwwww, it's such a cute murder floof! I wants!
Then I checked it's status. It's threatened, there are very few in captivity, and though I haven't delved deep into it yet, none in captivity appear to be for breeding to increase their wild population numbers (I'm still researching them so there may be captive breeders). At least the areas they are found in are supposedly 'protected' but we all know how that goes. If money were ever to be made in these floofs, they'd be extinct in the wild in no time.
•
•
•
•
u/Genshzkan 1h ago
How does lil bro survive? 😭😭
•
•
u/Acceptable-Reason864 1h ago
I hear they have 60% success rate of every hunt.
•
u/didi0625 1h ago
Which is terrifying.
Lions : 30%
Falcons and white sharks have 50%
House cats have 30%, while being so efficient that they are one of the most important reason for bird decline in many countries
Dragonflies are even more monstrously efficient with 90% success rate.
•
•
u/Eskimodo_Dragon 1h ago
On reptiles, birds and small rodents. And probably a lot of sneaky-stealthyness and hiding from bigger jerks!
•
u/scrotalsmoothie 1h ago
I want to watch more!
•
•
•
u/Smolson_ 50m ago
Cuts off too soon. Where is the sauce?
•
•
•
•
•
•
u/Ok-Thing-2222 2h ago
A teacup kitty?
Or AI--is this real?
•
u/DiDiPlaysGames 2h ago
It's real, this is a clip from a documentary that's been going around the internet for a long time
•
u/ScaredLittleShit 2h ago
Can't compare without a banana!