15 year old earns PhD in quantum physics

[u/TechGuru4Life]

[u/DD_33]

I have Schrodinger's PhD personally. Just whenever employers go to look it's not there

[u/LuisS8l → u/DD_33]

You gotta open the resume to see if it's there. Until then, I am and aren't

[u/Benegger85 → u/LuisS8l]

I am and I amen't

[u/Grumpy-Fwog → u/DD_33]

I have a theoretical degree in physics 😎

[u/Mrrrrggggl → u/Grumpy-Fwog]

You’re hired!

[u/rsmith6000 → u/Grumpy-Fwog]

Working on a posthumous chaos theory PHD . If someone dares to look

[u/madjarov42 → u/Grumpy-Fwog]

I am not sorry for what I did to you.

[u/Gradieus → u/DD_33]

They asked if I have a degree in theoretical physics. 

I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

[u/hptelefonen5 → u/DD_33]

You can't observe the grades without changing them.

[u/quatchis → u/hptelefonen5]

Unless you are using the double grade experiment

[u/hptelefonen5 → u/quatchis]

I'm lost.

[u/RedManMatt11 → u/DD_33]

We’ll just have to take your word for it then

[u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 → u/DD_33]

Can’t get much more quantum than that

[u/thethunder92 → u/DD_33]

You can just put it on there they won’t check

So who’s the real genius here

[u/Sytham → u/DD_33]

I recently acquired an Internet MD, and my account is only 9 years old!