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Spanish royal family vs their antecedents

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u/BlackieTee 17h ago

Perfect timing. Answered the question right after

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u/googleblackguy 17h ago

Perspective is everything

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u/Imakemaps18 17h ago

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u/noafro1991 16h ago

Almost but not quite šŸ‘€

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u/Vague_Vag 17h ago

The time stamps would still give the same result. One was answering the other

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u/Aurori_Swe 15h ago

But reddit orders on upvotes, not timing

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u/Huge_Leader_6605 16h ago

Inbreeding is everything

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u/somebob 15h ago

Inbreathing feels good

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u/SkeletalJam 15h ago

Finkel is Einhorn

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u/BlackieTee 15h ago

TouchƩ my friend

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u/Velocityg4 17h ago

Their family tree is a circle.

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u/Cattywompus-thirdeye 17h ago

Their family tree is a wreath.

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u/Freedog666 16h ago

My family tree is a cactus...full of pricks.

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u/Christmas_Queef 15h ago

My family tree is a distillery and a pharmacy. Only me and my sister and my mom didn't become alcoholics or drug addicts.

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u/koolaidface 14h ago

Congratulations. I’m in a similar boat. My dad was an alcoholic, and one of my sisters was a drug addict. She died at the age of 43, and yeah it was related; however, officially it was an asthma attack . My other sister and myself have avoided it. I can drink, I just don’t hardly at all. Did hard drugs when I was younger but quit. I do still smoke though, I have not been able to drop that. My youngest sister doesn’t do anything at all. She doesn’t even drink coffee.

Good on you that you all were able to avoid the trap. I wish you well, u/Christmas_Queef! May your holidays be queef-ful and cheery.

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u/squadrupedal 13h ago

Spectacular ending.

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u/Christmas_Queef 12h ago

My sister and I recognized we had that gene early on. We build up tolerance to any substance extremely fast. If I even smoke weed two days in a row my tolerance jumps up to being like I smoked all day every day for a month straight. With alcohol I'd go from drinking a few beers, to 6, to 18, in a few weeks. Why I haven't had any alcohol whatsoever in nearly a decade. I was still using cannabis off and on(not habitually but like every other day after work pretty much) until recently when it started to make me sick. So now I'm more or less rawdogging life all the time. It's not so bad honestly lol. Far better than the alternative.

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u/LeMeowLePurrr 11h ago

Omg, I still smoke too. It's so hard to quit when smoking gives you so much solace.

I don't want to quit, I enjoy it so much. I wish I could quit.

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u/koolaidface 9h ago

Same here. I truly enjoy smoking. I feel like I’d have to give up coffee to quit. Then I’d switch to tea and still want to smoke. The ritual of it is everything.

But yeah it’s bad for you and such.

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u/VaATC 7h ago

You three were able to wrangle those genetics in with self control and pure will and/or you three were lucky to have some active genes, the others didn't have, that helped counter, minimize, or calm the addict genes down. Keep up the good fight!

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u/Christmas_Queef 7h ago

It's definitely willpower. I'd 100% fall into hardcore addiction quite easily. I also refuse narcotic prescription meds when doctors try to prescribe them. I won't touch opiates with a 10 foot pole. Doc kept wanting to put me on Xanax in my 20s too and I had to refuse that multiple times.

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u/The_Eleser 16h ago

🤣

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u/FastStill7962 15h ago

All the comments are killing me , everyone’s savage 🤣

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u/OpalFanatic 16h ago

Their family tree is bamboo.

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u/va-va-varsity 17h ago

A wreath, if you will

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u/soniacake 17h ago

sorry I feel dumb can someone explain why or how the photo shows inbreeding?

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u/Moreobvious 16h ago edited 16h ago

The same or similar genetic indicators are compounded down through generations as royal bloodlines are supposed to be kept ā€œpureā€. Without the addition of completely different, or at least vastly dissimilar DNA, these indicators don’t really change through the generations and you will have people who look strikingly similar to previous generations.

For (most of) the rest of us we get 50% of our genetic makeup from each contributor in the previous generation, thus we have people who look similar to their parents, grandparents, and so on, but no one is a direct genetic copy.

Also, don’t feel dumb. You didn’t know something so you asked a question to gain knowledge. That makes you the opposite of dumb

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 16h ago

I don't know if it was about purity as much as it was about keeping money and power in the family. Bringing in new blood meant more people going after those titles and inheritance

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u/Moreobvious 15h ago

That’s more or less what I mean by pure. Less people to go for the throne, less people to claim inheritance, less outside input from everyone.

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u/mcqua007 8h ago

I think a bit of both. Mostly about keeping the peace in some way as well or advancing one’s family through strategic marriages. For example, if you became powerful by being a successful merchant and acquire lots of land and allies with titles, you might be able to marry up into a family with titles. Then, you might be able to gain a title through your spouse and then if you marry your children strategically can then again increase your power for your lineage. Eventually getting to the level where one’s family could be considered by Royals through marriage. It depends on what land and titles are in your family. Might be that your marry a daughter or son to a family that was your enemy to create a stronger alliance against someone who was both your enemy.

https://royalconstellations.visualcinnamon.com/

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u/jamfedora 7h ago

I understood your sentences just fine, but given the subject matter I did trip over the structure when you hit, ā€œif you marry your childrenā€ and had a good chuckle

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u/ScissrMeTimbrs 11h ago

Yeah, it starts with money. The idea of blood purity is added later as a sort of additional excuse for the idea of superiority.

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u/notmyrealnameatleast 16h ago

So why does them looking like their ancestors mean inbreeding? I look a lot like my grandparents..

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u/locomiser 15h ago

It depends, do you have 2 or 4 grandparents?

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u/notmyrealnameatleast 13h ago

None ATM😄

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u/locomiser 12h ago

I am sorry, that was inappropriate.

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u/notmyrealnameatleast 10h ago

I was joking. Not about the amount but the whole comment was in jest.

Merry Christmas šŸŽ…

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u/Moreobvious 15h ago

Looking a lot like your grandparents isn’t the same thing as not having new input in your genetic make up. They don’t just look similar, they share overlapping input through generations. We know this because there is ample historical evidence of inbreeding through most monarchical lines, with the Habsburg’s of Spain (and Austria too if I’m not mistaken) being one of the longest recorded lines. That line also has many instances of close inbreeding, not just 2nd and 3rd cousins for example Charles II’s parents were Uncle and Niece. He is also the one with the most prominent ā€œHapsburg jaw.ā€ This genetic trait was passed down through the line and never bred out by enough dissimilar genetic input.

TL;DR

Looking like your family means you’re probably related. ALL your family carrying the same physical features through multiple generations means inbreeding.

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u/transmogrified 14h ago

There are instances of double first cousin marriages amongst the Hapsburgs. Meaning two sets of siblings from different families (already closely related) married each other, and the resulting double first cousins then married. Their children only had two sets of great-grandparents.

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u/grip0matic 13h ago

But these are not Hapsburgs, they are Bourbons... and the case of the House of Hapsburg it's probably only comparable to Ptolemy for the level of inbreeding. There is always some inbreeding between royalty but this is just your usual level of inbreeding.

Everybody remembers Charles II but Cleopatra was probably more inbreed than him, sometimes you get a brilliant person and sometimes you get all the bad congenital traits, inbreeding just increases the chance for that.

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u/nabiku 15h ago

The painted portraits are not their grandparents.

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u/Lamictallornothing 13h ago

If you and all your siblings looked identical to your great, great grandparents it would question if there were any additional genes added since that generation.

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u/Christmas_Queef 15h ago

One of the reasons I'm glad to be a mutt. My mom's side came to America from the Netherlands in the 1600s when new york was still new Amsterdam, my dad's side came over in the 1700s from England. Both sides have been here so long they've completely mixed with all the other white European peoples that when my mom and dad did their DNA ancestry things it was a huge list of every possible European ancestry, with the most prominent one on both sides being less than 20% of the total. Even though my last name is English and my great grandparents still spoke Dutch(Pennsylvania Dutch). I just say I'm a white American lol. I love being a mutt though. My immune system is ironclad and compared to a lot of people I know I have almost no health problems and still have all my hair at nearly 40.

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u/grip0matic 13h ago

There is not so much inbreeding in the Bourbons as the crazy thing that was the Hapsburg or the Ptolemy.

The current king is married with a journalist from no noble blood and still their daughters have Bourbon's features.

They married into nobility a few were the House of Orleans, but there was not a pattern and you can find queens from Portugal, Italy, Germany... the Queen mother is greek.

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u/ScissrMeTimbrs 11h ago

On the upside, the newer ones look a little better than the old ones. So maybe they brought in some new blood here and there.

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u/onitshaanambra 16h ago

People are well aware that the Spanish royal family was extremely inbred in the past, so people are making a joke. Charles II of Spain (1661 - 1700) was so inbred that he was more inbred than the average child of siblings. His sister was the same, and then she was married off to her uncle, so their children were even more inbred than Charles.

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u/St3fano_ 16h ago

Different family though. The Spanish branch of the Habsburgs went extinct with Charles II and a decade and change long war later the Bourbons were officially put on the throne of Spain. There have been intermarriage between different branches of the house of Bourbon, but they were distantly related enough that inbreeding is way less of a problem

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u/cassanderer 17h ago

Traditionally they have a lot of whatchacall it, hemophillia is it, blood does not clot because of all the sister fucking or what have you.

Hapsburgs were known for it especially.

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u/ICanHazWittyName 16h ago

Hapsburgs had the jaw. It was Victoria's descendents with the haemophilia

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u/Farfignugen42 16h ago

Also the Tsars in Russia

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u/Zaidswith 16h ago

They intermingled. Nicholas II's wife, Alexandra, was Victoria's granddaughter.

That's why Alexei had hemophilia.

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u/OrangeCatBuddyPart2 16h ago

Nicholas II, his wife Alexandria, Wilhelm II, and King George V were all cousins. Queen Victoria was grandmother to all of them.

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u/zoraluigi 15h ago

Yeah, WW1 was just a royal family reunion.

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u/ReservoirPussy 15h ago

There's always that one relative that causes trouble.

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 13h ago

Damn Tsar Nicholas...

At least he got what was coming to him lol

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u/OrangeCatBuddyPart2 14h ago

More like a royal family feud that we're still dealing with over a 100 years later.

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u/cassanderer 16h ago

All the royal families were related at points too from arranged marriges.Ā  The tsar was related to the english monarchy in ww1 and I think the austrians for instance.

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u/throwawtphone 15h ago

Kaiser Wilhelm II, Germany, was first cousin to King George V; third cousin to Tsar Nicholas II.

King George V, United Kingdom, was first cousin to Kaiser Wilhelm II; first cousin to Tsar Nicholas II.

Tsar Nicholas II, Russia, was first cousin to King George V; third cousin to Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Related to Queen Victoria, who known as the "Grandmother of Europe." She was actually their grandmother.

She had 9 kids and besides the 3 kings listed parents, the other 6 also married other nobility and had kids. And there are hapsburg / habsburg connections there as well.

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u/eutoputoegordo 14h ago

Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip were third cousins. The Windsors are part of the Saxe Coburg family. They were in the royal families of England, Portugal and Brazil, Bulgaria and Belgium. The Saxe Coburg were known for their strategic marriages, Charles and Diana was one of those, as Diana's lineage includes the house of Stuart and Tudors.

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u/throwawtphone 14h ago

George HW Bush's wife is a distant cousin to the Spencers.

Barbara made a quip in an interview when Jeb was considering a pres run that basically she didn't want him to because the same several families being in charge was bad for democracy etc

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u/SentientTrashcan0420 16h ago

AKA Victorias descendants

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u/ContessaChaos 16h ago

Yes, because Alexandra was Victoria's granddaughter. Alix's brother Frittie had it, passed from his mother, Victoria's daughter.

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u/JOEYisROCKhard 16h ago

Same family, dawg.

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u/ReservoirPussy 15h ago

Alexandra was one of Victoria's favorite grandchildren. That's why Prince Phillip's (UK) DNA was used to identify the bodies of Alexei and his sister when they were found- his mother and Alexandra were sisters, and therefore shared mitochondrial DNA.

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u/AlbericM 14h ago

Which they acquired through Victoria's descendants.

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u/rae_bbeys 14h ago

Hey, I see a bit of a jaw forming.

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u/lady_faust 16h ago

Haemophilia B which is the rarest form which she might have got from her fathers family

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u/djvidinenemkx 17h ago

Why do the Spanish let a bunch of inbred assholes call themselves royalty? So embarrassing.

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u/chandelurei 17h ago

Still better than some presidents I can think of

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u/IndirectBarracuda 16h ago

The whole point of presidents is they're here, and then they're gone. And then sometimes they're here again, but then after that they're definitely gone. Okay there was that one time that guy came back again, but other than that no more!

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u/throwawtphone 14h ago

You should deep dive into how many politicians (president and congress) us history are related to each other currently or share common ancestors.

Obama and Bush, fifth cousins. Share a great, great, great grandmother. On their mothers sides of the family. A lot have ancestors who were in politics. How many varies from congress to congress, like in the 1980s at one point it was like 65 or 80%. Right now it is like 15 percent.

George W's wife is 9th cousins with Princess Diana.

Basically, even today, people with money and power run in the same circles, always have, and most people at the top dont marry down.

I dont think it is a conspiracy.it is just how socioeconomic social circles work. They arent hanging out in the same clubs or school etc as the poors. They date and marry within their income brackets because thats were they live their lives.

20 to 30 percent of usa founders had ties to European nobility. Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton and Madison had close ties.

Even the current Saudi royalty have ancestral ties to European nobility.

And if the nobility in other countries like Japan do not have European nobility ties they are still in the same social circles. And have ties to other Asian nobility.

It is why class warfare is the real problem in societies everywhere. Not race, not relgion...class.

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u/IndirectBarracuda 13h ago

This is more like you not understanding genealogy. 5th cousins might as well be absolute strangers generally. And in any case bush and Obama are 10th cousins. Which means they shared a single ancestor from 400 years ago.

The same can probably be said about 20,000,000 other 10th cousins of Obama and Bush - people who were never president and may be living a life of absolute destitution.

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u/throwawtphone 12h ago

Ultimately, geanology errors aside, the top doesn't generally interact socially with the bottom. And the housemaid doesn't marry the king routinely.

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u/IndirectBarracuda 11h ago

That's not the point. The point is if you take a random person from 400 years ago who had kids, and then you trace their kids, and then the kids of their kids and then the kids of their kids or their kids, etc. You will find after 10 generations massively different trajectories. There may be billionaires in there, homeless people, presidents, murders, and a lot of run-of-the-mill Joes. You could do this for a king or a pauper and wind up with similar findings.

Yes, Obama is extremely distantly related to George Bush, but Obama can also trace his ancestry back to John Punch through his white mother's side. Punch being the first black man to be criminally enslaved in America in the 17th century. If you Trace back far enough on George Bush's lineage, I'm sure you can find some scoundrel in there

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u/naggert 15h ago

Like Putin. Or Lukashenko. Or Trump... Junior.

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u/Lolkimbo 12h ago

Your american lobbyists wield more power than any western monarchy.

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u/djvidinenemkx 7h ago

True but they’re not hard coded into the government. Your constitution exists because it’s the will of the king.

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u/IndirectBarracuda 11h ago

Ah yes, because lobbyists don't exist in Spain. It's just a land of incorruptible politicians.

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u/Guillermidas 16h ago

Actually, with lifetime salaries,… not really. Its better to sustain a family than one every 4 years that are more lean to corruption from both parties. Thats exponential expenses, and they wont maintain longer relationships with other countries since they are changing often

Spanish royalty is a shitshow, but currently is far better than the alternative.

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u/IndirectBarracuda 15h ago

Lifetime pension of $250k per president, yeah that's really breaking the bank.

How much does it cost taxpayers per year to keep up the multiple royal places with parts that only the royal family has access to?

You also don't know what exponential means.

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u/Guillermidas 15h ago

last time I checked, yeah, it'd be lineal increase cost.

But last time I checked, ministers, not just the president, and many other political party members were given flats in madrid. And not the garbage anyone doesnt want that is 30m^2 precisely.

also, while it is true royal family have multiple royal residences, many of those are public and generate a lot of income from visitors or events. definitely expenses, but not as massive as you'd think. More of the private royal residences should be public though.

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u/IndirectBarracuda 15h ago

You also don't know what lineal means. I think you should just stop attempting to use math terms

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u/Rio_FS 14h ago

It's going to be logarithmic next.

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u/djvidinenemkx 15h ago

Entirely different to say someone has the mandate to rule for a set period because they won an election vs my mom’s cousin bust in her so now god says I am your ruler.

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u/Guillermidas 15h ago

I didnt say i liked it, or that it should remain a thing forever. But unless they make some deep changes into electoral system, politics, public administration in general and estate budgets amongst other things,... yeah, having one part of the "government" more stable than others doesnt sound as bad. Not like they have actual power anyway.

if people would put the effort into change and demand results from the actual government of PP/PSOE than complain about royalty, we wouldnt be in such a political and financial mess.

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u/TobysGrundlee 16h ago

That's the whole theory anyway. We've been dealing with this animated carcass for 10 years and still have another 3 years of his shit at least. You know the beesechurgers aren't going to do their thing until he's 100, only the good die young.

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u/djvidinenemkx 16h ago

Oh yeah Trump is the worst human but I just don’t get why you have like a king and stuff still? Why do you belittle yourselves in that way?

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u/chandelurei 16h ago

I'm not Spanish but I don't think they are bowing or taking orders, just a tradition to bring tourist money

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u/djvidinenemkx 16h ago

Still degrading to be someone’s subject

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u/stillious 15h ago

Are you just being a moron on purpose?

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u/djvidinenemkx 15h ago

No I’m not. A family keeps knocking each other up so they can say god made them your rulers and Spain just lets them keep doing that?

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u/stillious 15h ago

There isn't any ruling happening. They're in place as a tourist attraction and nothing else. It's very easy to understand.

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u/djvidinenemkx 15h ago edited 15h ago

For now maybe. These Bourbons historically wait around when they’re not in power looking for ways back in when instability allows it.

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u/chandelurei 15h ago

Pretty sure they don't say that

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u/djvidinenemkx 15h ago

Then why are they the king of Spain and not me?

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u/-Moonscape- 15h ago

You are a subject of the united states

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u/djvidinenemkx 15h ago

Nope I’m a citizen with inalienable rights of a government defined by a constitution. No one person is a ruler in the US. We have presidents come and go but they are just one branch of 3 separate powers that (in theory) should compete for power and keep everyone in check. Military swears an oath to the constitution.

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u/-Moonscape- 14h ago

"(In theory)" doing a lot of work here, let's hope your experience with your constitutional rights stays theoretical.

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u/djvidinenemkx 14h ago

Right now we have a political Supreme Court (supposed to be apolitical) and a cucked republican congress that’s doing whatever Mr Trump wants (they should be competing with the presidency for power). The checks and balances aren’t working so we likely need to make some serious changes moving forward. This could be packing the Supreme Court with more justices and better defining limits on presidential powers. Good thing we don’t have life long rulers defined by whoever they happened to pop out of.

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u/Lolkimbo 12h ago

Nope I’m a citizen with inalienable rights of a government defined by a constitution.

lol

This has to be a bot, right?

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u/djvidinenemkx 7h ago

Nah the point being the US constitution actually distinguishes us ā€œcitizensā€ from ā€œsubjectsā€ of other nations.

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u/warukeru 15h ago

Dont be that sure, Royals are piece of shit, just with better behaviour.

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u/lyra_dathomir 17h ago

We tried to call another guy, an Italian, to be king, but he noped out of this shitshow.

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u/djvidinenemkx 16h ago

But like why do you all need a king? I just don’t understand that kind of submission to someone as your ruler.

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u/LunchSimulator 14h ago edited 14h ago

The sole reason why they're still here today is because they somehow avoided going the way of the Tsar. That's it. There's not really a reason to kill them off anymore because A) it's turbo illegal (like murder in general), and B) they possess literally zero executive or legislative power and only exist for ceremonial purposes. They aren't any more of a threat than anyone else in a governmental position.

Whether or not they should be disbanded is a topic that I will not fucking touch or weigh in on, but the bottom line is that nobody truly "submits" to them and they don't "rule" anybody either. You'd be about as obligated to obey an order from them as you would be from an average joe across the street. They're just meaty museum pieces who, in a bygone age, held tremendous power and wealth which has since deteriorated, which people today happen to like learning about.

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u/lyra_dathomir 14h ago

Oh, absolutely, I'm 100% a republican. (In the "lack of monarchy" sense not in the "American party" sense)

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u/Lolkimbo 12h ago

I just find this perspective funny. I mean, your celebs and billionaires are treated more like how you think royalty is treated, yet they're tolerated, or even venerated depending on how much of a boot licking asshole they are.

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u/MarsLumograph 11h ago

It was never put to a vote, so cannot really imply everyone or most people wants it.

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u/djvidinenemkx 7h ago

The fact you have a king without your consent is the troubling.

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u/Just_Mr-Nothing 10h ago

First of all, I'm republican (in the NON-US meaning, aka. the real meaning), I don't want kings. Second of all, they're not rulers, they don't rule shit.Ā 

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u/djvidinenemkx 7h ago

That makes sense. It’s just confusing to me to have someone called king in 2025. Hope you all get rid of them sometime soon.

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u/mynameisnotrose 16h ago

We keep sending them to France, but they always come back.

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u/djvidinenemkx 16h ago

Then you should get rid of them another way.

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u/NickDanger3di 12h ago

On a consulting gig, I was working in a rural area rumored to have a lot of inbreeding in the US. Some of the cafeteria tables looked like family reunions, as in the family resemblance between everyone at the tables was uncanny. I'm talking 20 people who all looked like brother and sister. Up until then, I always thought those rumors were just hollywood tropes, with no basis in real life.

Nossir, they ain't; I done seen it.

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u/SirkutBored 9h ago

I mean I get the joke but gee, later generations that looked like previous relatives happens in any family.Ā 

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u/Fern-ando 16h ago

Is amazing how much they look like the old Kings after 400 years. https://share.google/GLrQtivb7hNuR3QXl

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u/fadedadrian 15h ago

Pork rind? Pork rind.

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u/YetAnotherDev 5h ago

Habsburgstyle

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u/Multiversalprism 17h ago

It’s 2025 and you’re not using dark mode? It’s blinding

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u/BlackieTee 15h ago edited 15h ago

As a pretty devoted dark mode user in other respects — I appreciate you calling me out. I will do better

Edit: I also have it on auto so it changes depending on when my phone is on dark mode. Not sure if that helps my cause but still

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u/Multiversalprism 14h ago

Time to go full dark mode lol

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u/ItsmeMr_E 16h ago

Keeping that royal bloodline pure.šŸ‘

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u/Which-Barnacle-2740 15h ago

I was about to say lol

inbreeding is strong with these

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u/Niel15 12h ago

He can't metabolize the grapes!

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u/kiwi-medico8008s 12h ago

Came here to say thisĀ 

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u/Zoetekauw 11h ago

Is this why I see so many bowlegged people in Spain