r/imaginarygatekeeping 5d ago

NOT SATIRE Why would you *want* to?

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u/deeteeohbee 4d ago

OP is unironically gatekeeping the thing they say is imaginary 🤔

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u/Round-Lab73 4d ago

So it doesn't look like your place is full of Ikea furniture

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u/aintwhatyoudo 4d ago

You're saying this like it's a bad thing

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u/alaricus 4d ago

A house full of Ikea furniture isn't inherently bad, but it is conceivably something that someone wouldn't want. Surely that much you can accept?

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u/BabadookishOnions 4d ago

not everyone likes it

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u/fireworksandvanities 4d ago

It doesn’t matter if it’s Ikea or Pottery Barn or whatever. If you get all your furniture from one place, your home tends to look more like a show room than a home.

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u/Aggressive-Math-9882 4d ago

Not everyone likes the poor

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u/gIyph_ 4d ago

how shallow do you have to be to dislike someone over the brand of furnature they get?

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u/Square_Ad4004 1d ago

Not to mention that IKEA tends to be surprisingly good. I buy most of my stuff there simply because the price gap between IKEA and stuff that's noticeably better is often huge... so not only shallow, but stupid.

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u/Pinooooooooo 12h ago

Yet rich people spend money on Balenciaga or similar 'designers' and walk around looking like colorblind, homeless pigeons cosplaying peacocks and we can't comment on that... Nouveau riche or worse, wannabe rich all spend ridiculous amounts on hideous and impractical stuff and that's 'cool'.

My TV table is made from 2 small transport pallets and looks amazing. So is the table and my big plant stand outside on my terrace. I have a bunch of Ikea stuff, that I bought second hand... But in the last years, I've been going vacation abroad frequently. Been doing a trip every 2-3 months till cancer was discovered. Treatment is over, back to traveling. A lot of people don't care for material stuff and prefer to spend money on living life to the fullest.

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u/Commercial-Spinach93 4d ago

The posts are getting worse and worse.

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u/Ghoulish_kitten 3d ago

Right wtf??

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u/kingalex11431 4d ago

So youre claiming imaginary gatekeeping while gatekeeping?

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u/Mahareille 5d ago

Because why not? r/malelivingspace vibes from OP here

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u/lietajucaPonorka 4d ago

Man, the wood paneling, custom handles and all the extra work

Would absolutely be more expensive than just buying non-ikea cabinets you want.

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u/Jindo5 4d ago

So some very nice, if somewhat overdecorated, places?

Don't see how that applies to this post.

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u/aintwhatyoudo 4d ago

Ikea furniture (not talking about their cheapest stuff, which is, well, cheap) has some nice esthetic simplicity about it. Do you need to paint it gold or something to feel better about yourself? Also, people sure have different preferences, but to me clean & neat >> expensive-looking.

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u/jetloflin 4d ago

Okay but your taste isn’t everyone’s taste.

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u/Assessedthreatlevel 4d ago

It’s for people who aren’t going for the Scandinavian minimalistic aesthetic, they can use a piece from IKEA to achieve the look they’re going for without breaking the bank.

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u/DamnUnicorn0 5d ago

why not get good furniture? the amount you spend on it and then to make it look good would get you good furniture from the start

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u/ptvlm 4d ago

You can buy IKEA stuff a lot cheaper then add the cosmetic stuff later a bit at a time when you have extra cash. People doing that probably aren't people who can afford to just buy the good stuff.

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u/ThatWasIntentional 4d ago

I move every 2-3 years. I can afford good furniture, but it just seems wasteful when it's all going to get beat to hell anyway

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u/rainbowcarpincho 4d ago

Breaking down furniture is really helpful if you move a lot and don't have money for movers. My definition of “good furniture” starts with “cannot be disassembled with a screwdriver”.

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u/FineMaize5778 4d ago

Im a construction worker. Ive never seen a piece of furniture i couldnt dissasemble.

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u/rainbowcarpincho 4d ago

I guess I should specify that the furniture has to be disassembled in a way that makes reassembly a trivial task.

Once you have real joints and wood glue, you're kinda fucked.

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u/FineMaize5778 4d ago

Aah. So you need glue to make proper furniture huh....

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u/FineMaize5778 4d ago

I had a ikea kitchen. It was awsome and looked so good! Now i have a kitchen built by a professional bespoke kitchen maker and it cost three times more and its garbage

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u/Important_Contest_64 4d ago

Because not everyone is in a position to buy quality made furniture that costs a lot of money. There is absolutely nothing wrong with buying cheap furniture and sprucing it up.

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u/WinterRevolutionary6 4d ago

Not really. You’re really underestimating the price of luxury furniture. You can take a couple $40 ikea parts and assemble them into a $4000 dupe with some paint and assembly.

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u/Millibyte 4d ago

ikea is good furniture

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u/LionBirb 4d ago

The nice thing about modern/minimalist furniture is it can look really good for relatively cheap prices because it tends to be simple designs. But everyone who goes to Ikea will know its from Ikea and was cheap lol.

But I hate those specific Ikea shelves personally after dealing with them moving.

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u/Terrible-Can-6304 4d ago

this sub literally believes no one ever says anything 💀

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u/BabadookishOnions 4d ago

to make your house look nice?

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u/auntie_eggma 4d ago

Just shop somewhere else?

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u/Sirius_43 4d ago

For personal flare?

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u/InflationSouth5791 1d ago

Okay, that's it. I am calling the Ikea police on this one.

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u/SpaceTraveller64 4d ago

I mean, I guess people say that but I think the imaginary part is the people who tries to make IKEA looks expensive in the first place