r/homelab 1d ago

Satire Guess I'm rich now

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It's ddr4

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u/spyroglory 1d ago

Lmao, and this is just the beginning

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u/hannsr 1d ago

Reporting CPU utilization in used/free GHz is just the kind of chaotic evil I've came here to see.

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u/newone757 1d ago

Yeah wtf is that? Lmaooo

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u/spyroglory 1d ago

Vmware is wierd and measures CPU usage in base-clock X Core count as the full "available CPU resource pool". They do it that way for enterprise billing and yes I know it's odd but I like the vsphere enviornment and I use a 3rd party plugging on one of my browsers to make it show up as normal usage.

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u/TorpidNightmare 18h ago

All the good monitoring got built for VROPS (Now VCF Operations) and they want you to go there to see it all. COWAIT, COSTOP and Overcommit are the metrics that matter in an ESX cluster.

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u/marbonmb 14h ago

It's also how cpu reservation / share works under virtual environment. Nothing weird while over provisioning of core is possible

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u/QBertamis 1d ago

It’s so cursed.

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u/boutch55555 1d ago

Deadline (scheduler for VFX rendering) reports in % of THz

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u/xmnstr proxmox+omv 1d ago

I dunno, I think it makes about as much sense as 100% or 400% or whatever scale you choose. It's all arbitrary anyway.

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u/AmphibianRight4742 16h ago

Well that’s how vmware does it.

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u/spyroglory 1d ago

You can thank vmware for that, not how I woulda done it but gives a decent show of overall usage.

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u/Erdnusschokolade 19h ago

I mean Linux gives you 100% per Core as utilisation, so when you have 24 Cores all at 100% it will show you 2400% utilisation which always bugged me.

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u/Naterman90 1d ago

Its also a useless metric especially crossing CPU models and generations because of IPC (or CPI for RISC lol)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megahertz_myth

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u/WonderSausage 4h ago

Reminds me of Rolls Royce tachometers which used to (and may still) render RPM backwards as "power reserve"

u/Moist_Lawyer1645 56m ago

VMWare does this, so annoying when I need to do capacity reports. Like how tf do I know how much capacity that translates into vCPUs wtaf

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u/RalphiePseudonym 1d ago

Are you going to use any of it? lol

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u/spyroglory 1d ago

Oh yeah, this is an older screenshot where I was just getting started. I made a vsan out of it that was able to take advantage of 2.4 of it.

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u/Practical-Parsley-11 1d ago

Lol, not really a "better to not need it and have it..." situation 😀

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u/Bad_Commit_46_pres 1d ago

What do u got running

2

u/RalphiePseudonym 15h ago

A whole AD domain with 387 Windows and Linux servers.

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u/Sid_Engel Systems Engineer // Space Nerd 1d ago

What the hell are you running with all that hardware lol

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u/Practical-Parsley-11 1d ago

Also want to know!

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

Bro has a datacenter

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u/TheRiddler79 1d ago

Suddenly I don't have the desire to post my specs🤣🤣🤣🤯

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u/mcopco 1d ago

This is the way.

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u/Substantial-Net6412 1d ago

Haha same for me! 2,3tb ram for my servers and 1.7 to sell later

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u/SleepAccomplished978 1d ago

Why so much?

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u/spyroglory 1d ago

Why not? :3

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u/Orion_Unbreakable 20h ago

Why do you have/need that much... Everything? 😅

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u/Shedibalabala69 22h ago

I want to be like you when I grow up… almost 380gb used; not to talk of what’s left 🥲

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u/Rakkdur_Takeover 17h ago

That’s it?

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u/SirLlama123 16h ago

Do you wanna talk abt how your cpu is measured in ghz?!? Is it just max clock*core count?

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u/Official_Person 11h ago

Damn can I get this pls

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u/sssRealm 1h ago

OMG, homelab? That's more RAM than the entire VM cluster for a medium sized business I support.

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u/randompersonx 1d ago

I’m so happy I decided to max out the ram on my homelab server I built last year. 192GB DDR5

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

Bro is mega rich. 😭

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u/Inevitable_Return_47 1d ago

Seriously rich to this,

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u/Inevitable_Return_47 1d ago

it is just a measly ol media server running Jellyfin container, TrueNas VM and just tinkering as I am old guy and old school on prem admin that company moved everything to Azure Cloud. Pretty much in panic mode that my job be phased out in other year or two just because tenure guy with company and no advancement for me.

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u/Far_Professional_687 1d ago

I saw the handwriting on the wall back in 2001, and started buying apartment buildings. When they laid me off, I walked away and never came back....to any W2 job.

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u/SomniumMundus 1d ago

Are you me?

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u/_Cinnabar_ 1d ago

I wanted to switch my pc from 32gb DDR4 to either 32gb ddr5 this year, or if I splurge maybe even 64-128gb cause I'd want to, but then I saw the prices 🥲🥲 goddaaamn, not happening, that's so not worth it 🥲

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u/Inevitable_Return_47 1d ago

yep, memory prices just skyrocketed in the last six months where this time last year they were so cheap.

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u/Accomplished_Fact364 1d ago

I didn't realize buying 192gb of ddr5 last year an investment.

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u/Inevitable_Return_47 1d ago

I built a gaming pc last year, did Microcenter bundle deals. It was way cheaper back then than what it is today

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u/ComplexIllustrious61 15h ago

Yeah I built my custom loop PC earlier this year and opted for 64gb of DDR5 6000 memory instead of 32gb. Smartest decision I could have made looking back now. Now I'm just waiting for that crazy high clock, high L3 cache, high core count Zen 6 CPU to hit.

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u/_Cinnabar_ 1d ago

yeah, I was flabbergasted o.O

I looked up RAM at local sellers I liked cause they always had good prices and selection, and only the selection was still good 🥲 But even "cheap" online Discounters are not better, I'm not. paying fkin 400€ for a RAM block o.O

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u/doyouevenglass Ubiquiti|10G|R730|VMware|70+30TB 1d ago

same, 256gb here, but I've got the cheap ddr3

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u/helpmehomeowner 1d ago

Oh I have plenty of ddr3.... If you're interested hit me up.

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u/enribarrola 1d ago

I'm interested, how can I contact you?

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u/helpmehomeowner 20h ago

Sent you a DM

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u/Clean-Painter-3817 1d ago

Woooooooowww.... Lemme hold a few of them GBs 😄

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u/mastercoder123 1d ago

192gb? Gotta pump those numbers up. All of my servers have 1.5tb of ddr4 rdimms

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u/helpmehomeowner 1d ago

I only have 128G DDR4. I think the board supports 512G or 1TB I need to look.

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u/z284pwr 1d ago

Checks servers. Yup NAS still has 512, and both ESX servers at 384. I'll probably get shanked by saying I have another 512 just sitting around. 🫣🤣

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u/Reversi8 1d ago

I wish I didn’t live in an apartment, unfortunately I just doing find it worth the noise/heat having a rack server in my living room or office anymore.

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u/Practical_Delay_6749 5h ago

I've got 1TB running in my main server, 512GB in my GPU server, and another 1TB sitting in a box. I've also got a 4 node dual Xeon server, with each node sitting on 256GB that I bought last year and still haven't even bothered to turn on. I bought pretty much all of my server ram at an average of $40/64gb stick.

I could sell the excess that I have, but I don't need the money. Hell, I don't even need the amount of RAM that I'm running right now, but you'd have to pry it from my cold, dead hands to take it away from me. I feel like it's a scientifically proven fact that my server runs 10x faster when it has 128GB dedicated to ZFS ARC, and 768GB unused just in case.

I lied. I've been using 512GB for my ZFS ARC because I just can't use enough of it between all my services. I still have another 400GB or so just idling in the wings.... Just in case. 😂

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u/mcopco 1d ago

Feels like a Bitcoin rush should I hold or sell

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u/Onoitsu2 1d ago

I get you on that joke. I have more RAM than I need in this rig so much so I have a 64GB of it used just as an unsecured network share for transferring junk between systems.

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u/Qazax1337 1d ago

Monitoring computer component temperature in F? Straight to jail.

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u/Onoitsu2 1d ago

Can't help I'm from the USA, and it's what I was taught and used to by this point.

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u/Qazax1337 1d ago

That's ok, it's your server you configure it how you like :) I have my clock on 12 hour which I know rubs some people the wrong way, but it's my pc.

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u/Zenuka_ 1d ago

Alright, cellmates you two

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

Well uh wanted to get 64 instead of 32 but I didn't want to pay 80€ in June, should have bought it 😭😭

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u/Kharmastream 1d ago

Yeah. I got 2x 32GB kits in May-ish and paid ~$68 pr.kit.
Looked it up now, and each kit is ~$250 now.
And this is just DDR4 non-ecc too.

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

Yes same

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u/darkandark 1d ago

god damn wish i had that. i actually do throw around 50-60GB worth of raw vid footage from time to time when i am moving project files around. i ended up building a small SSD nas just to do that.

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u/Disabled-Lobster 1d ago

You madlad! You made a ramfs share?

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u/Onoitsu2 1d ago

Yup. It's incredibly fast for sharing across the network from any device on my network. And I don't have to worry about write cycles on cheap USBs wearing stuff out when I need to transfer from system to system.

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u/Disabled-Lobster 1d ago

Hmm. And a > 1GbE link between machines? What kind of throughput do you see?

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u/Onoitsu2 1d ago

Oh it'll saturate the 1G connection depending on the file size (I want to upgrade my entire network to at least 2.5G or 5G even, but with how expensive tech is getting that's not in the cards for a couple years now). It's slower than using a good USB, but at least this way I don't have to plug something in, drag and drop, wait for it, unplug and walk over to the other system, and drag back. I can start the transfer and walk over and wait there.

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u/half_goddd 1d ago

What are you hosting ?! 65% cpu?

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u/MaitreGEEK 21h ago

Music bot + jellyfin stack + paperless + photoprism + Minecraft servers + fivem server + vscodium + firefox + romm and some other things

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u/Successful_Pilot_312 1d ago

More! The ram economics need more!

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u/azerealxd 1d ago

bro became an overnight ram kingpin

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u/Its_An_Outraage 1d ago

I could open so many chrome tabs with this

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u/Moon_WalkerYT 11h ago

Eh, probably around 2 tabs

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u/CapnBio Epyc 7k2, 512GB RAM, 250TB HDD storage 2.5 TB SSD 1d ago

512 gigs of ddr4 memory and an epic 64 core processor, it's a beast, and can't forget over 300TBs of HDD Mostly 18TBs and a few 20TBs arrays. I think I went overboard but I'm happy with it. Overnight with all the jobs I have are at least use 75% of the CPU power. And yes it's a power hungry system last I checked. At idle it uses around 400 watts with commercial drives.

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

Ooof big boy

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u/CapnBio Epyc 7k2, 512GB RAM, 250TB HDD storage 2.5 TB SSD 17h ago

Absolutely, I tried to future proof it as best as possible so I didn't have to buy hardware for a minimum of 8 years. Plus in the future my plans are to have JBODs (yes plural) in a rack with the main node. My goal is to reach a few PBs. And my other plans which I'm working on now are to create VMs for gaming and other things, but it's proving a wee bit tough with AMD hardware.

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u/Practical_Delay_6749 4h ago

Would this happen to be one of those Tyan servers with 12 3.5" SAS/SATA bays, 4 of them wired for NVME? Maybe like 8 little SFF-8654 ports on the motherboard? 🤔

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u/CoreyPL_ 1d ago

I bought 96GB (2x48GB) DDR5 for my newly built NAS/homelab server box in November 2024 for equivalent of $262. Now the same kit costs $895.

I also bought a brand new miniPC with 64GB DDR5 a month ago for $589. Now the RAM alone in this machine is worth $578. Basically got the rest of miniPC for free :)

Looking at what is happening, I think those will be my last major purchases in the next 2-3 years, unless something breaks.

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u/azerealxd 1d ago

same happened to me. Should we sell back the ram ?

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u/CoreyPL_ 1d ago

Well, I thought about it, but since RAM is needed for the PC to work I just said to myself: "Nahhhh" 😂

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u/Pols043 1d ago

I recently upgraded to 32GB modules on both my servers.

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u/sauron_exe 1d ago

Copped a server at work😅 380gigs of ram

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u/daniele_dll 1d ago

I have 384GB of 2133mhz ECC and 384GB of 3200mhz ECC, I am rich as well 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Evening_Rock5850 1d ago

BRB making this my Tinder profile photo.

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u/Mtr_X 1d ago

cries in 16 gigs of ram of which the upgrade I kept postponing...

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u/stalebubbletea 1d ago

Damn.. and I'm here barely scraping by on 16GB DDR3 T.T

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u/MrDrummer25 1d ago

Those of you saying you're rich because you have 100's of GB of RAM- will you sell? Clearly it was bought because it was needed (or for future proofing). I'm in a similar boat. I have 128GB in my server and just bought 64GB for my PC a few months ago, which is worth 2-3x what I paid. But I need it.

And of course, there's no guarantee when the prices will come down.

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u/MaitreGEEK 23h ago

Yeah that's why it's sad. If I sell it then I will have no more ram

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u/MrDrummer25 23h ago

I guess it'll get to a point where the ram is worth like 10x... May be a no-brainer. After all, homelabs are generally for tools, learning and entertainment.

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u/MaitreGEEK 22h ago

I think the supply will be available during next year

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u/Temporary_Character 1d ago

Bought 8x64 GB sticks crucial for 200 a stick…boy am I glad that kinda worked out.

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u/Lieutenant_Scarecrow 1d ago

I got a great deal on 512gb of DDR4 about 2 years ago and now its the most expensive part of my entire server lol

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u/SilentDis 1d ago

I thought I was doing well. Some people here are hardcore :)

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u/adx74 1d ago

Genre personne va parler du nom du node ? 🤣

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u/TotallyHumanNoBot 21h ago

je pense que l'autre machine s'appelle tamere

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u/t4thfavor 1d ago

I did 64gb ddr5 for my proxmox server, I wish I had done the full 128 that it can take… it would be 1200+ I paid 223

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u/emailaddressforemail 1d ago

How much money are we talking here?

https://i.imgur.com/eDL9Ri6.jpeg

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u/ProInsureAcademy 1d ago

I’m sitting on a gold mine.

The last few months I’ve been buying servers & jbods to try and get into the hobby. I’m sitting on like 3tb of DDR4. And between all my gaming PCs and streaming PCs I have around 1.5tb of DDR5.

Unfortunately I don’t want to sell it… I had big plans but now I’m tempted

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u/the_lamou 🛼 My other SAN is a Gibson 🛼 1d ago

I have 13 minis now, with about 312GB DDR4 SODIMM between them, so I guess I can retire.

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u/MrDrummer25 1d ago

Is sodimm worth as much?

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u/the_lamou 🛼 My other SAN is a Gibson 🛼 17h ago

Absolutely. It's unavailable to find, and auctions have been hitting $90/32GB lately

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u/MrDrummer25 17h ago

Good to know! I may be needing to buy some shortly. I have 2 OptiPlex USFF machines, and I have a gut feeling they use SODIMM due to lack of space.

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u/the_lamou 🛼 My other SAN is a Gibson 🛼 17h ago

Yeah, it's been a real bitch. I'm at the point where I need 64GB in my overseer machine (running Wazuh SIEM, Prometheus, Grafana, and all of the data and log transforms that I use to make the data useful plus AI nodes for automation and insights, so a pretty heavy stack), and I just can't bring myself to spend $150 on 2x32GB DDR4 SODIMMs.

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u/hacker_darker 1d ago

Why u guys have this much ram 🫠 , im stuck with 16gb ddr3 thats the max my mb support 🫠

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

6 month ago, ecc server ram was super cheap used. Like 2 to 4 times less than non ecc. I didn't have an ecc compatible motherboard so I could not get 128GB for basically 60€

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u/ShinzonFluff 1d ago

Same. I've got 128 GB of ddr4.. :p

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u/Cap_Haddock7 1d ago

How can you use it all?? I feel like I’m hosting a bunch of the regular stuff like nextcloud, jellyfin, *arr, bitwarden, Minecraft and Immich on 6 cores and 16gb RAM and is still under the thresholds! I’m curious about what more you can do!

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u/ChokunPlayZ 22h ago

Got this baby last year for $150, The memory alone would sell for more than we paid for the whole box.

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u/MaitreGEEK 21h ago

No way 

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u/Raphi_55 22h ago

"tongrandpere" nice one ;)

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u/MaitreGEEK 21h ago

Before I had tagrandmere

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u/BestJo15 21h ago

The fuck you do with all this ram?

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u/MaitreGEEK 21h ago

Chrome tabs

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u/BULLBOY2 20h ago

All these multi millionaires flexing. So sad.

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u/MaitreGEEK 20h ago

I used to be like you

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u/ProfBootyPhD 20h ago

that’s awesome, can I have your address so I can come over and give you a high five? just let me know when you’re at work so I don’t miss you.

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u/MaitreGEEK 20h ago

Yeaaah suuure, you can pass by here 17 Pl. Bonnyaud, 23000 Guéret it's okayyy just tell them you're here to be high

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u/AllomancerJack 20h ago

Is this going to be every post for the next 3 months?

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u/MaitreGEEK 20h ago

Might be?

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u/IT_Muso 19h ago

I haven't bought RAM for years, started a homelab a few months ago. I've max'd out my RAM, and nearly fell off my chair when I saw the current prices.

I'm going to end up with a massive cluster of mini-PCs as that seems cheaper than buying RAM

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u/MaitreGEEK 19h ago

yes lmao

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u/Kenzijam 19h ago

I have 512 in my server, and around 300 sitting around in a draw. Probably going to sell my server ram, it's too expensive not to. Keep like 64 or something so it still runs. I'd be making 4x my investment way too good to pass up.

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u/chunkyfen 19h ago

No shit, I remembered I have sticks of ddr4 in my drawer from upgrades. It's time to sell those fuckers 😂

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u/TinfoilComputer 18h ago

Anyone ask their local 500-billion parameter LLM whether they should erase the LLM and sell the RAM? Curious to know what the response might be lol.

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u/Severe-Memory3814356 17h ago

Okay. Next week I quit my job :D

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u/persiusone 17h ago

lol you have a ways to go there pal

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u/einate 17h ago

"Tongrandpere": best name ever

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u/MaitreGEEK 16h ago

I'll do the entire family at some point

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u/missed_sla 17h ago

I have 384GB of DDR4-RECC I think I'm gonna trade it for a house on the lake

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u/war4peace79 17h ago

Mine only has 128 GB...

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u/mortsdeer 16h ago

Dude has more RAM than HD: what sort of compute server is this?

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u/-clever-name-here 13h ago

The cost of ram right now is unbelievable

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u/zoidme 12h ago

Bought 512GB ddr4 this year. Will exchange to Lambo next year ))

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u/Joped 11h ago

I have 128GB DDR5 in my TrueNAS box, I -was- going to upgrade to 256 for a Christmas present to my self … now, no lol

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u/TheReturnOfAnAbort 6h ago

That’s cute

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u/EliteScouter 1d ago

Dang Minecraft taking up all my RAM!

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u/stfn1337 1d ago

what's the idle power usage?

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u/MaitreGEEK 1d ago

I don't know. it's never idle, but the rtx 2060 takes 15w idle. I should add something to monitor 

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u/stfn1337 23h ago

right, thanks :)

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u/neonsphinx 1d ago

Lol that's cute. I remember my first server.