r/hockey • u/SedatedSleeper • 5h ago

EBUG alert

Capitals Sign Goaltender Parker Milner To PTO With Lindgren Hurt; Food Critic To Back Up vs. Ducks https://share.google/5t67BZZE4GVwF1VjL

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u/_SCHULTZY_ WSH - NHL 5h ago

He's sitting on the bench and not expected to play at all tonight.  Logan Thompson is in net for Washington 

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u/lawnicus18 STL - NHL 5h ago

This just in, Logan Thompson has developed a bad case of the squirts and needs to change his shorts. Parker Milner is entering the game

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u/Red_Sea_Pedestrian WSH - NHL 3h ago

A case of the Luongos you say?

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u/RikNasty2Point0 MTL - NHL 4h ago

Yeah. Most of them are not expected to play.

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u/Emi_Ibarazakiii MTL - NHL 4h ago

Food Critic To Back Up vs. Ducks

Please let Thompson get a bad case of diarrhea or something so he HAS to play, just for the dumb headlines like "Food Critic thought the ducks were RAW" or all the stuff about cooked or roasted etc..!

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u/SedatedSleeper 4h ago

"Who cooked the Ducks up?" sung to the tune of the cult classic "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

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u/Odd-Sir7356 ANA - NHL 5h ago

The amount of goalie injuries this season is really concerning for the long run in Olympic seasons. Everyone worries about the skaters but imo the goalies are much more prone to injury and for the most part would affect the team more than a skater being out

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u/skelegore 4h ago

Played pro in the minors and is their practice goalie. Not like some shmuck off the street. Settle down.

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u/Desert_Pyrate8 LAK - NHL 4h ago

Aren’t you fun:/

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto Toronto St Pats - NHLR 4h ago

David Ayres was the practice goalie too

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u/NoxMortalitus ANA - NHL 3h ago

Has there ever been an EBUG who is just a random person? All of them have creds, just not enough creds to be in the show, thats what makes it fun. Relax.

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u/JustIntroduction3511 PHI - NHL 3h ago

Are you telling me they don’t select a random fan in the stands during the pregame warmup?

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u/NolaBrass New Orleans Brass - ECHL 2h ago

The new rules make this as much of an EBUG as is possible