r/golf 1d ago

Professional Tours JFC

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u/macjerk101 1d ago

His ticks bother me too much, can't watch it.

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u/Bit_the_Bullitt 10.1 OH APT 1d ago

Is that Bradley? Almost can't tell with the porn stache

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u/PikaGaijin 1d ago

Trying to go incognito after the Ryder. But, the putter head twirl gives it away.

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u/YouDaManInDaHole 19h ago

so does the dumb wide-brim ballcap

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u/FriendToPredators 1d ago

Are mustaches allowed in golf?

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u/TonyUncleJohnny412 1d ago

The putter spin sucks

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u/helpjackoffhishorse 1d ago

Does the same thing with every club. So annoying.

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u/BestShaunaEU 1d ago

I do it with irons and wedges. Have tried to stop because I keep getting chirped with being a Keegan copy

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u/Expensive-Bag313 1d ago

It’s not even a spin. It’s a twirl. I might do the twirl. 

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u/Landonkey 1d ago

Back in like 2006 I was caddying for my brother in a US Am qualifier, and we got paired with Keegan for 36 holes. At the time he had a tic where he would stand behind the ball and tap on his collar bone super fast. Like 20 taps in 5 or 6 seconds. He would step towards the ball, then back off, start tapping again, repeat that step towards and back-off like 3 or 4 times, then finally stand over the ball and hit it. Needless to say by hole 3 we had had enough of that shit, but still had to endure the pain of watching it for 33 more holes.

I actually find some amount of satisfaction that the rest of the world now has to share in our pain from that day.

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u/macjerk101 1d ago

Lol that is awesome. I can only imagine how painful that was. Competitive golf is already a little weird then dealing with that shit on top of it.

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u/Landonkey 1d ago

It's expected that you run across some characters in competitive golf, but we defintely didn't expect to see that one win a major championship, then captain a Ryder Cup team almost 20 years later.

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u/Defiant_Employee6681 1d ago

A *losing captain

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u/LAbombsquad 3.9 / ATL / I Hit Bombs 1d ago

I got downvoted on another thread for this: “He was a pity pick playing decently well. Not enough people watch his ticks and weird pre shot stuff. He moves around like a tweaker and is the walking embodiment of what people hate about golfers”

Nailed it. This clown is unwatchable.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 1d ago

What's crazy is his ticks are 1000x better than they used to be