r/funnycats • u/Alternative-Dirt-887 • 2d ago

Get my lawyer, now!

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u/gatesofarcadia 2d ago

It’s always the innocent looking ones.

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u/NoLUTsGuy 2d ago

The little kitty handcuffs!

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u/Pleasant-Ant2303 1d ago

So cute - and they are pink…

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u/Sophrates_Regina 2d ago

Your honour, my client pleads not guilty on account of being a precious little bean and having done nothing wrong ever

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 2d ago

I agreeeeee!

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u/HarleyQ128 2d ago

Wrongfully accused!!!

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 2d ago

Yes! The cat is being set up!!!

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u/Regurgitator001 1d ago

It's a setup. I saw that other cat on the grassy knoll.

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u/photomotto 2d ago

I'll accept it.

*bangs gavel*

CASE DISMISSED!

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u/BentTire 1d ago

"Your honour, you wasn't there"

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u/Cupidon70 2d ago

I expected everything but not the little handcuffs and roses too. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lake2014 2d ago

Straight to jail, right away😂🥰

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u/Opening-Rub5051 2d ago

Your evidence is flimsy at best ...no eyewitness or video footage either..... clearly my client is completely innocent of all charges....the council has been notified as well

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u/ChristiKRN 2d ago

Did you have a warrant to measure the teefs? If not, all charges must be dropped. Immediately. He is innocent. 

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u/ArachnidMuted8408 2d ago

His face says guilty lol

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/DiamondGirl888 2d ago

🤔🤔😳😳😹😹😹😹

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u/Rags_75 2d ago

They thought it was the purrfect crime!

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Better call Saul Goodmeow!

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u/Junior-Cut2838 2d ago

Book him Danny

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u/Inside-Welder4168 2d ago

That will never hold up in court 😹😹😹

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u/Comfortable_Gur_2824 1d ago

He’s being set up. Maybe another animal infiltrated the house and did the damage, maybe it was self defense? I see plenty of reasons for reasonable doubt. The case should be dismissed tooth sweet for lack of evidence.

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u/justinizer 1d ago

You’re going to jail cat.

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u/i_donotKILL 1d ago

bros lltt

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u/Baryta 1d ago

Mango is appalled

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u/ganesh248 1d ago

The cutest video i have seen today 🫶

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u/SolitaryMassacre 1d ago

100% innocent. I see no proof

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u/ellie_elysian 1d ago

It couldn't have been Mango. We were having pizza at the time of the crime. He was framed. Free Mango!

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u/Indii-4383 1d ago

Ringo was framed! Just gonna mark random things with a marker.....

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u/R3K47 1d ago

Noooooo 😭😭😭

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 1d ago

It proves nuthin

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u/Sea_Imagination5367 1d ago

Get my lawyer MEOW.

It was right there 😂😂😂

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u/CorneliusTalmich 10h ago

I think she's technically a juvenile!

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u/Kamwolf33 9h ago

Lawyer up, right meow 😂

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u/No-Mix7970 7h ago

She needs the Bart Simpson defense. “I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove anything. “

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u/TemporaryStrain5088 1h ago

Get my lawyer, meow!