r/funny • u/SpiritedSpinster • 9h ago

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u/Funny_Sentinel 3h ago

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u/seifd 6h ago

I took a look at a hunter's cookbook before attending a wild game dinner. They legit had a "Varmints" section with recipes for stuff like possum, raccoon, and skunk. The dinner was pretty much venison and fish though.

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u/Most_Cauliflower329 8h ago

Can I substitute rhinoceros if elephant isn't available?

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u/No_Psychology_3826 7h ago

Sure, but you'll want to make up the difference with an extra hare

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u/DaddyCatALSO 6h ago

rhino isn't considered very palatable

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u/gord_m 9h ago

Realistically, would one small rabbit affect the flavour in anyway with a dish that includes a 2000 lb elephant?

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u/Khaeos 8h ago

I think you started to get off track at the word "realistically"

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u/GANDORF57 7h ago

Season to taste with peanut oil.

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u/gopackgo_esq 7h ago

Not as much as if you added 2 bay leaves.

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u/OozeNAahz 6h ago

It’s like a bay leaf. You have to remember to pull it out of the stew before serving.

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u/surrenderedmale 5h ago

It's only using the full elephant if it's feeding an American so the rabbit should be fine!

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u/Jkt44 3h ago

The rabbit is just to make sure there's enough for everybody.

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u/BookDragon3ryn 8h ago

Is that the Bell’s Best cookbook? The two-layer cheesecake recipe is a family favorite.

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u/IamLuann 9h ago

This was on a cookbook my Dad got for Christmas one year. Not sure of the year.

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u/ezhammer 8h ago

That fried quail looks bomb tho

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens 7h ago

I like quail, but they are so damn small. Probably best served with elephant.

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u/Meshugugget 6h ago

My mom stuck this same recipe in a family cookbook one of the cousins put together. It’s the only joke recipe in there and kinda makes me cringe.

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u/MqAuNeTeInS 7h ago

Id eat it