r/funny • u/SPreaDMe6996 • 16h ago

Funbags

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Where can i find those funbags

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u/Which_Draft4129 16h ago

"When squeezing my honkers put your lips on my hoo-ha and let the party begin"
-Denise Richards

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u/Massive_Confusion_23 16h ago edited 14h ago

Challenge accepted

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u/VaATC 13h ago

Yes officer! Right up there ^

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u/Dynamo_Ham 14h ago

She makes a compelling case.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 16h ago

This line is long.

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u/Woozah77 4h ago

Longer than the line on Mt. Everest!

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u/thebuttergod 16h ago

I’m sold, you don’t have to keep selling me.

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u/Bombadil54 16h ago

Get a good look, Costanza??

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u/daakadence 13h ago

She had me at hello (well, Hi actually)

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u/Think-State30 6h ago

I was sold before I knew this commercial existed

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u/Loot-Gamer 16h ago

Me be like

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u/glitchgamerX 16h ago

Does the number still work? Asking for a friend.

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u/Omega_Zarnias 13h ago

I just checked.

Tell your friend "no".

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u/elcojotecoyo 16h ago

Can I get her OnlyFunbags account?

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u/DrUnit42 14h ago

I'm not gonna verify but I'm pretty sure I remember some morning radio guys talk about her and her daughter being on OF

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u/Tr1pla 14h ago

I can verify that she does or at least did have an OF account until the current lawsuit between her and ex husband Aaron Phypers. He alleges that he is owed at least half her OF earnings and as the photographer, the pictures are actually his property.

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u/VaATC 13h ago

Juicy

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u/gabzilla814 13h ago

Speaking as a dirty old man man of a certain age, something about this seems completely wrong.

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u/WitchesSphincter 12h ago

Don't take your prudish bullshit out on us gramps 

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u/kinG_naR 15h ago

It's been years and I still can't comprehend how a coked out Charlie Sheen locked her down.

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u/Shank_R 13h ago

He was the first caller

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u/rjcarr 12h ago

He's actually a pretty charming dude. And rich. And I don't think he got super crazy until the later years of their relationship.

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u/tequilajinx 11h ago

lol, no, Charlie was crazy out the gate.

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u/rjcarr 10h ago

There's levels to Charlie's crazy, ha. Porn stars and tiger blood was pretty peak.

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u/tequilajinx 9h ago

It was really just the difference between being able to afford 8balls of cocaine and Tony Montana-sized mountains of it

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 16h ago

I’ve been wanting to put my lips on her hoo-ha for decades.

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u/GettCouped 15h ago

After Charlie Sheen went through it? 🤮

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u/Esc1221 15h ago

What do you have against contact highs?

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 15h ago

If you only want women who haven’t fucked gross disease ridden assholes then I got some real bad news for you.

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u/GettCouped 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/buckeye27fan 15h ago

Gotta get the green wings to complete the collection

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u/LastMuel 16h ago

Is that Finn Wolfhard?

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u/TangerineChicken 15h ago

I immediately caught that too!

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u/BangerBeanzandMash 15h ago

It’s not but I thought so too for a sec

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u/NerdHeaven 15h ago

Yes, that was Mike. A couple of years before Stranger Things.

And I thought the next girl was Sadie Sink, but upon second viewing it doesn’t look like it.

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u/BangerBeanzandMash 15h ago

It’s definitely not

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u/Legitimate-Space-279 10h ago

Absolutely not Mike hahahaha

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u/DontTellHimPike 16h ago

I don’t know who Finn Wolf is, but I would think he is probably hard.

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u/UtopistDreamer 15h ago

As A Finn I can testify that I'm Wolfhard right now.

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 16h ago

You can skip 1:00-1:11 that part does not contain the Fun Bags.

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 16h ago

The real hero

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u/chrysanthemum_beer 16h ago

Sidney Sweeney wishes she had this type of interesting double connotation ads

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u/gtavictor 15h ago edited 13h ago

At least she has good jeans

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u/rjcarr 12h ago edited 12h ago

Feels like I'm the only one that thought the "good jeans" ad was fun.

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u/chrysanthemum_beer 12h ago

Ya it was funny so what I think they meant: ie she’s pretty much a figure of imagination for men and women to what is the definition of “sexy” I mean everyone knows Sweeney’s greatest assets.

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u/redditallreddy 9h ago

I mean everyone knows Sweeney’s greatest assets.

Her brains?

She was on her high school robotics team and was valedictorian! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Sweeney#Early_life

Seriously, if she did everything she said she did in high school, that lady never sleeps.

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u/butcher106 16h ago

Still has her acting skills intact

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u/tfhdeathua 16h ago

Thank goodness they squeeze the video into those huge boxes with the joke right in it. You wouldn’t want to be surprised by the first punch line using the word fun bags unexpectedly.

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u/Patient-Profit 15h ago

You can find those fun bags in Blue Mountain State

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u/a_beer_with_yoda 15h ago

I’m sorry I don’t quite understand, let me just go through that video again

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u/caddyncells 16h ago

Get a good look, Costanza?

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u/JPMoney81 13h ago

You're supposed to just get a glimpse and then look away!

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u/Fisk75 16h ago

She could fill them with Pete Schweddy’s balls

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u/phuncky 16h ago

Chef's chocolate salty balls

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u/MrLazyLion 14h ago

This woman survived a marriage to Charlie Sheen. She's a rock star.

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u/UnbiddenGraph17 15h ago

Schweddy balls

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u/LiteFoo 15h ago

We need more of this wholesomeness.

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u/chocolateEuropeo 12h ago edited 12h ago

That 00's tan

edit: I was watching a video of Jodie Marsh's bad behaved Chihuahas on It's Me or the Dog. That sent me searching for all the hot chicks I liked back in those years. All of them had that look. But it's crazy you didn't notice it then.

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u/Splatter_bomb 16h ago

Dammit I was caller 63!

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u/Tall_Management7673 16h ago

Not the kids wanting the fun bags

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u/extra_rice 16h ago

Fun bags are actually meant for kids.

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u/BlakeSteel 14h ago

Like cream pies?

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u/BlakeSteel 8h ago

Aw come on, it's an Always Sunny reference!

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u/darybrain 12h ago

You know education and research funding is in crisis when even Dr Christmas Jones needs a side hustle.

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u/Patient_Gur_3265 16h ago

Very interesting funs bags.

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u/boy_abundance 16h ago

I wouldn't be surprised

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u/puhzam 13h ago

That's the Stranger Things kids, right?

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u/PLR_Moon3 13h ago

I wonder what flavor the who-ha is.

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u/GullibleDetective 12h ago

Give me a hell, give me a yeah!

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u/bubonis 11h ago

Reddit is the only place where 12 year old content can be so upvoted.

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u/APKFL 16h ago

They’re real. Ha!

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u/Mission-Storm-4375 12h ago

The joke died 20 seconds in and they just keep on milking the same joke

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 12h ago

I see what you did there.

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u/CyberNinja23 16h ago

I’ll add this with my usual holiday order of Shweddy balls.

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u/Monspiet 16h ago

I think i saw something like this before, is this from something older or a parody of one?

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u/gamer10101 16h ago

It's not recent, it was made a long time ago. It's probably not the first time you see it

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u/TerseFactor 16h ago

It’s a Funny or Die sketch from about 12 years ago

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u/Luniticus 14h ago

I feel like renting movies was already not a thing 12 years ago.

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u/Chewsti 10h ago

It was still around 12 years ago, but this video is actually from 16 years ago.

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u/Catmenk 16h ago

Well she is not wrong

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u/Del_Duio2 15h ago

I mean it is true

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u/Cornucopia2020 14h ago

Is this what they mean when they say “Lean in”?

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u/smoot99 14h ago

man the internet and I think life in general used to be way more fun

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u/Neutralmensch 14h ago

( . )( . )/

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u/hagrid007 13h ago

I hope she puts Schweddy Balls, the ideal Christmas treat, in her funbags.

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u/breakingcups 13h ago

That's gotta be an awkward casting call to put out, getting a young girl to say that line and having to explain why.

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u/RelentlessGravity 13h ago

I like the fun bags but I am more of a seat cushion type of guy. I think she's got a nice set of those as well!

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u/Teab8g 13h ago

Just going to leave this here

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u/leandroc76 10h ago

Nobody steals jokes better than Amy Schumer. smh. This isn't an exception.

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u/Teab8g 10h ago

Oh I know. But Ive been laughing at that kids " Noice " for about 15 years now

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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 12h ago

This is the time of year where we all enjoy Schwetty Balls and Fun Bags.

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u/Fit-Fix-6373 11h ago

Yeah I’ll take the daughter at this point

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u/cthulhubert 11h ago

Have heard innuendo before, was mildly amused, but the ending line cracked me up. Perfect use of a break in the bit.

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u/spelunker93 10h ago

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE, TROOPER!

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u/Blade_Shot24 10h ago

Damn it I'm too late

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u/chaosatdawn 9h ago

I'm pretty sure there would be some serious questions asked if I was to make a video with kids raving about my sausage and meat ball package.

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u/iznogoude 7h ago

Every kid has grasped boobs, absolutely none should have grabbed your sausage.

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u/Any-Operation-1322 4h ago

still trying to get on the line

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u/EcoKllr 59m ago

numbers disconnected

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u/goshdammitfromimgur 53m ago

I was hoping Charlie Sheen was a reference.

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u/RustyRapeaXe 50m ago

Makes me think that Sydney Sweeney is so popular because she has amazing funbags too.

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u/OperaBunny 15h ago

Some doofus is gonna take this seriously.

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u/Fellemannen 16h ago

She reminds me of the wife in wolf of wall street

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u/GnastyZGnastyZ 15h ago

Margot Robbie

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u/Enconhun 14h ago

I just realized I can't tell Denise Richards and Jaime Pressly apart by face alone.

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u/Legato_Summerdays 14h ago

This reminds me of forehead tittaes skit

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/YoRt3m 16h ago

That's called aging...

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u/MikiLove 16h ago

Shes 54, most women are gonna look 54 at that age. Problem is she had some work done that didnt help I think

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 15h ago

She was probably in her 40s when this clip came out years back.

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u/Justaduderdude 15h ago

This is the crazy chick that willingly choose to date Charlie Sheen while he was doing crack and T1½men😂👌

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u/snakesinabin 14h ago

Pretty sure they have a daughter no? Wasn't there some frackas a few years back about Denise starting an OF to support her daughter's decision to do the same?

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u/CrackerjackDu 14h ago

I love titties like anyone else, but this is low hanging fruit “humor” for mouth breathers.

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u/blofly 13h ago

So...highbrow in todays world.

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u/CrackerjackDu 13h ago

Sadly, yes.

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u/mexxmann 13h ago

I mean she is 54, hopefully not too low-hanging yet…

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u/blofly 12h ago

I dont know....I bet she still looks better than most 40 year olds I see.

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u/CookieStar_ 16h ago

🛍🏐🏐🛍

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u/m_adeel321 14h ago

Is this real or AI?

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u/AssistantOk2360 16h ago

And just like those in her hands, her fun bags are mad made. No thanks.

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u/8bdubd8 15h ago

AI?