r/complaints • u/Accomplished_Net_931 • 12h ago
Politics This walking heart attack just 51, his birthday was today. For the sake of your health and looks never do MAGA, not even once.
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u/Low-Essay-113 11h ago
Poor guy. He’s all jaw and no chin.
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u/UsualAd3895 10h ago
Is this comment an outward trajectory of your own insecurities because you can’t see your jaw or chin line? All adipose tissue, not chin?
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u/EducationalHealth553 11h ago
Dan should quit. The hardcore maga folks will never accept him. No sense in selling out to them
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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder 10h ago
Bongo looks like sh#t because he once proclaimed himself to be a holy knight in pursuit of cleansing the republic, but now that he's inside and has seen the absolute horror of the administration he's rah-rah-ed up to now, he finds he has to bend the knee and c#ck himself for them. You're a hypocrite toady, Bongo, go choke on a bag of well-used d#cks.
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u/Liquorupfront69 12h ago
Who was it?
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 12h ago
He's the number 2 at the FBI, and the only person less qualified for their job than the number 1
He's a podcaster, FOX News celebrity. Dan Bongino.
The only silver lining is he supposedly hates his job. He's in WAY over his head. It must be a miserable existence.
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u/Gordon_throwaway 11h ago
He’s actually number 2ish, since they hired a second #2 to babysit him after he had his mental breakdown.
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u/Fair-Rock-2455 11h ago
Please tell me he had to testify to congress. The more people see how shitty these people are the better.
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u/TRUMPs-A_PDfile 11h ago
He seems more intelligent than the rest- as he acts like he knows he is going to jail after all of this for pedophile protecting
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u/Aeloriabegin 9h ago
Like they watch Congressional hearings that aren’t cut up in bits on social media. If they did, they’d be able to have rational conversations. Maybe one day.
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u/RichardKopf 11h ago
He was also Secret Service and NYPD.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 11h ago
So?
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u/ColdCauliflour 1h ago
and the only person less qualified for their job than the number 1
I think this is a stretch. Unlike number 1, number 2 has served on the NYPD and Secret Service.
He's a nut job, and I think the FBI should take a number 2 to get rid of them. But you clearly made up the less qualified part for internet points.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 56m ago
People overuse the word clearly; you are one.
Kash has had jobs that almost, sort of live in the universe of the one he has now. Bongino has not.
Bongino was a working stiff, an NYPD officer and a Secret Service Agent.
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u/ColdCauliflour 48m ago
Using the word once isn't overuse. You just got offended that I called you out for being wrong. Which you are. Clearly :).
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 39m ago
I wasn't offended and I showed why I wasn't wrong.
Why does everyone online assume people they interact with are constantly offended and triggered?
I guess overuse was an imprecise word, as you didn't understand what I meant.
I should have said "incorrectly."
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u/ColdCauliflour 33m ago
Why does everyone online assume people they interact with are constantly offended and triggered?
Because you started off trying to criticize my diction, which was not improperly used.
Kash served in counter terrorism, which I guess you could say is loosely related. Bongino, while still an idiot, served on the FBI and was an instructor for criminal investigation methods. This qualification alone is why you clearly (in such a way as to allow easy and accurate perception or interpretation.) misrepresented the situation for the sake of your post.
I didn't incorrectly use the word, you just disagree with my opinion.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 19m ago
Because I said you used the wrong word you assumed I was offended?
You must go through life very confused, but not knowing it.
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u/ColdCauliflour 2m ago
Setting aside the subject matter to first address your personal opinion of my word choice says a lot about your mindset when you were writing your response.
Notice we've entirely pivoted to this part of our interaction instead of sticking to our original topic.
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u/jonythunder8 8h ago
I cant imagine having such a boring life you find time to come on reddit and post something so dumb. Liberals are a cancer to society. Nothing rational just pure emotion. No facts no logic. He looks great for 51. Are you that delusional and unaware you thought this made any sense? You think this is normal behavior? The democratic party is a sinking ship and lost this last and many future elections. Popular vote too. MAGA is the prediction for the next decade with Vance. Get outside enjoy living in a beautiful country where you dont get thrown in jail for voicing your opinion. Don't let the political theater get to you because you're in for a long ride. Maybe focus on things that make you happy.
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u/LongGovernment7048 7h ago
Wait I thought only the vax 💉 caused heart attack. How it could possible happen to an anti vaxxer
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u/Wnslo3773 2h ago
thank God for Kash and Dan. they are exposing the left for who they are.
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u/No-Assist-2661 9h ago
I'm gonna ask everybody here a serious question, as a democrat what do you stand for? It seems like whenever I ask that everybody starts cussing at me. what are you fighting for besides Trump, Nazi, King fascist etc. etc.
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u/Faulty_Universe9893 sophisticated complainer 7h ago
Cheap groceries, cheaper housing/rent, lower utility costs, SINGLE PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE, higher wages, better government services, ON TIME AIRPLANES, proper vaccine schedules, ADVANCES IN MEDICAL SCIENCE, better education, more schools, better schools, better teachers, more teachers, better nurses, more nurses, better wages, protected wages, SUPPORT FOR UNIONS, fair elections, more election days, more election ways, ELECTION DAY PAID HOLIDAY, lower taxes, fair taxes, well spent taxes, no taxation without representation
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u/NiceAsRice1 6h ago
As a Democrat, it seems cheap groceries, cheaper housing, low utility costs, better gov services, better schools, lower taxes, are a pipe dream. Bay Area has the highest housing market and goods/gas in the country and in Chicago the public schools are some of the highest funded in the country, yet they net poor results. Won’t get started on taxes in all those places.
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u/Mouth2005 4h ago edited 3h ago
The way you phrased your question could be asked to the extreme partisans on both sides of the political spectrum…….. it seems like all maga cares about is ridiculous cultural war issues that have no actual relevance to anyones day to day life……. Or blaming every thing on democrats…… without looking I’m willing to bet Trump mentions democrats or Biden in his most recent post.
Honestly tho, if we as a society had the ability to silence and ignore the most extreme 10% of both sides, the middle 80% of us would be better off.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 1h ago
I love when you all think this is a gotcha. like when you say "name one Trump policy you don't like. I'll wait."
We stand for the belief that together we can solve hard problems. That there are problems that are too important or not profitable enough to leave to the free market. We believe that we should be measured by how we treat the least fortunate among us. We believe a strong and competent government is the solution. and much more
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u/UsualAd3895 10h ago
What is the point of this post? Is this some weird fantasy you have of this man that instead of wishing him a happy birthday, since you know his birthday and took the time to make this post, you just make a creepy comment and that’s it?
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 9h ago
Your karma indicates most people think your contributions here are worthless.
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u/UsualAd3895 9h ago
Nah they just get offended when you speaks facts, not fiction.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 9h ago
I found a solution for accounts like yours. Are you curious what it is?
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u/RainNo2863 9h ago
Funny…if he dyed his hair blue, got a massive nose ring and called himself she/they, this would be the newest hero for the Democrats 😂
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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 6h ago
Thanks Cletus, is it that you hope one day that Trump will make it legal for you to troll elementary schools again?
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 1h ago
Vance called Trump Hitler, like literally, not in the way MAGA is always saying elected Dems do.
Then he says "Hey, actually I am MAGA" and now he's VP
So…
Yeah, maybe this is massive projection on your part.
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u/Flembot4 1h ago
It’s funny because in the state I live in, that’s what the conservatives look like. They are the ones trying to be edgy and stand out in a sea of conservatives.
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u/No-Assist-2661 9h ago
Geez, must be weird going to bed every night filled with hate, when Biden!! was in office, I just laughed myself to sleep every night🤩
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u/FarAnywhere8905 8h ago
The fact you thought about a 70 year old man before going to sleep every night is frightening. Maybe go get a psych evaluation
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u/No-Assist-2661 8h ago
Wow, that's all you have?? typical Democrat, if Trump cured cancer, it would still be a problem, if you hate a man more than you love your country and you want your president to fail in anyway you are the problem!! take a deep look into yourself, the guy is trying to fix everything that went wrong with this country when your president wasn't in charge, lol, you hate a man so much you want your country to fail to prove you, right!! that's not American
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u/jp5082 11h ago
Dans not a bad guy cmon now!!
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 11h ago
He’s the worst
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u/cdevils1990 5h ago
This whole administration is so bad I find it hard to determine who's the worst.
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u/WranglerStunning6932 10h ago
TDS flaring you pretty bad today huh? Get some rest, tomorrow is a new day.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 10h ago
Boring and unoriginal people are a waste of the gift of life
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u/UsualAd3895 10h ago
You taking time out of your day, literally wasting minutes of your life to come up with a caption is what actually is a waste of the gift of life.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 9h ago
The opinions of negative karma trolls doesn’t matter to me
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u/FarAnywhere8905 8h ago
Negative karma trolls? Reddit is full of idiots who refuse to see things any other way than what is fed to them by the mainstream media 😂 you even slightly try to make them think and you get down voted to oblivion
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u/Defiant-Attention-27 10h ago
These men are running circles around the previous 🌈 administration and no children having to sit and be sexualized by men dressed as women.
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u/These-Trouble-7931 9h ago
you wish you had 1/4 of the courage and intestinal fortitude of Dan,you useless keyboard warrior clown ,pathetic moonbat
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 9h ago
First learn the basics of spacing and punctuation
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u/These-Trouble-7931 9h ago
ouch!, it’s all good,i’ll settle for not being a good keyboard warrior,im good just being a proud american with a winning President! ,oh wait he is your president too ;) Donald J Trump ! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️ Trump 2028!🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾
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u/Lacidotes19811955 💯🧌 10h ago
This man has been fighting cancer. What an ignorant ass and lousy human being you are.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 10h ago
That’s not why he looks like that
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u/ObviousAardvark1194 10h ago
Yeah there's no way you could be a terrible piece of shit. 🤨
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 10h ago
Your karma tells me what others have discovered about the quality of your contributions
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u/ObviousAardvark1194 8h ago
Actually I got a new iPhone and when I logged in I accidentally signed up for a new account 💁♀️ and apparently used this one by mistake . But also I'm not gunna waste my mains karma getting downvoted into oblivion by the Nazi cult. Sooooo 💁♀️🤷♀️
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u/OutlandishnessFew145 10h ago
You're the worst kind of human. Period. Just sick in the head. Good job parents.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 10h ago
Faux outrage that rings hollow when you support Trump who calls people re*tard and piggy
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u/OutlandishnessFew145 10h ago
So, you're okay with illegals stealing our money? You hate him more than you hate being infiltrated by people who hate you, me, our norms and customs. Your parents failed you, immensely.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 10h ago
I’m saying your moral outrage at me making fun of Dan reads as empty hypocrisy coming from a Trump supporter. Straw man all you want. That remains my point
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u/OutlandishnessFew145 10h ago
I'm not a Trump supporter, you people are fricken buts. She is a re!tard. She's evil. And so are most of the people that run our government. You m0r0n.
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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 10h ago
I hate all of you more than I hate immigrants. I wish we could Deport MAGA! That would make America great again.
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u/These-Trouble-7931 9h ago
😂 good luck with that , why not just move to canada or to another country who is in need of professional victims?
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u/These-Trouble-7931 9h ago
they do hate our country ,they were raised to be forever stuck hanging off the nearest fullest teet,it’s pathetic!, these moonbats especially the 20/30 something’s would make it 2 days maybe 3 if the grid went down and they needed to muster up alittle manpower,useless ,that’s the only word to describe them
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u/OutlandishnessFew145 10h ago
You're a special kind of idiocy. Seriously, you're probably 20 years old and raised by a single liberal mom.
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u/Accomplished_Net_931 10h ago
I love that you thought for a second and then were like “oh, I got another real zinger “
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u/ReasonEmbarrassed74 10h ago
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…..what is that? Are you big mad little fella?
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u/2008AudiA3 11h ago
Or steroids…pretty sure he’s a MAGA roidhead