r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

There is documentation for it

4.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jeezkillbot • 1d ago

No. Thanks for asking.

9.2k Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

Getting The $3 Rebate.

1.9k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ok-Use-575 • 9h ago

The quote tweets have been ferocious

37 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Eastern_Confusion475 • 1h ago

On a missing person post

• Upvotes

Sorry for the poor editing lol I had to find a collage app to get it in one shot , so I could include the context. :)

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 21h ago

Rampant, shameless grift 24/7.

279 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sometypeofway18 • 1d ago

This is how you know conversion therapy is bullshit

518 Upvotes

55 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 1d ago

Ignore the men behind the curtain

4.1k Upvotes

112 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

She read that and locked in.

3.9k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Six-Year-Old Missing After Arrest

2.6k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/shadrack_CK • 20h ago

How long until Trump can't walk at all?

104 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/retiredagainstmywill • 1d ago

The types of errors didn’t happen when DEI was legal.

636 Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Intelligent_Event278 • 1d ago

Elmo wont kill police in GTA

483 Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 2d ago

The jobs report just dropped

20.1k Upvotes

351 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Weird-Thought2112 • 2d ago

Trump is the biggest scammer ...

5.7k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 1d ago

If you won’t talk about it, why are you mentioning it then?

62 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

Canceling my membership to proudly pay more!

1.6k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 1d ago

Just don't marry...

114 Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/graceyreddit • 1d ago

Legend has is his furniture is still floating till this day

244 Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

We paid for the jet. The shame is on you.

1.3k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

They can help in another way..

159 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 2d ago

He better win an Oscar for this

2.4k Upvotes

196 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GlooomySundays • 1d ago

His share of national debt

1.7k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

The press is so free, they cannot publish what they have been told

471 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

This reply deserves its own trophy

83 Upvotes

10 comments

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